Posted: 9/17/2014 4:41:35 PM EDT
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My job is scheduled 4 10 hr days. I have a 30 minute lunch which I use to relax/nap. Have been for many years. There are 6 of us in this office trailer, one of which is a female. Some douche coworker (have good idea who) thought it would be funny to install a wrist watch somewhere in my office that beeps 15 minutes into my siesta. I would normally get pissed but this time i took a different aporoach. I am now getting up out of my office and nuking the shit out of my left over salmon then going into suspected dick bags office and eating, wafting offensive aroma around which inundates the office. He has not cracked. Today I did this again but added Arfcom GD threads to our conversation. Still nothing. I mentioned limberger cheese to which he replied, that shit stinks. So come monday I will be eating that smelly shit putting myself thru hell just to win this battle. My secondary approach is to piss the rest of the crew off enough to lean on him until he submits. We are all pretty tight for coworkers so I dont want to do something to damage that. Just enough to get said cock sucker to submit. Any ideas will be considered. |
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came to post this.... I got an IT guy with one. It lasted for months. He could never figure out where it came from. 
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Annoyatron
My old boss got one of the USB stick annoyatrons, cracked open my PC, and put that sucker in a USB slot directly on my motherboard and only visible if you open the case. Had me pissed for weeks until I found it. I screenshotted his desktop, then hid all of his icons and made the screenshot his desktop. He rebooted several times before finally figuring it out. |
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I got an IT guy with one. It lasted for months. He could never figure out where it came from. Quoted:
I got an IT guy with one. It lasted for months. He could never figure out where it came from. I put one in my chiropractor buddy's waiting room. It doesn't bother the patients, but if drives the secretary fucking nuts.
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Put one of these between his power supply and computer monitor cord. Doesn't even need line of sight to activate/deactivate. He will think his computer is shutting off but it's just the monitor.
I did this to a guy a few years ago. He got a "system" down pat to make his computer come back on. It seems that after trial and error, if he tapped the monitor and pressed the space bar key a few times it would just come back on as if by magic. Like Pavlovs dog, I trained this guy. !FIdR+MtIJBSIkDFd7uQ~~60_1.JPG)
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I just read the amazon reviews and think this is a perfect next step. Thanks for the epic office prank. I will uodate if this goes like I think it should. |
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I just read the amazon reviews and think this is a perfect next step. Thanks for the epic office prank. I will uodate if this goes like I think it should. Quoted:
Also there is a usb stick that you can get to plug into their pc. It jumbles up their letters when they type. |
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I just read the amazon reviews and think this is a perfect next step. Thanks for the epic office prank. I will uodate if this goes like I think it should. Quoted:
You chose wisely. I left one by the CQ desk when I PCSed from Germany to Oklahoma. Got a call a few months later from one of my buddies demanding to know where it was. |
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Quoted: He hides the watch 'in your office' you say? Find it and either take a sledge hammer to it, or wipe your ass with it and then give it back to him. |
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Annoyatron My old boss got one of the USB stick annoyatrons, cracked open my PC, and put that sucker in a USB slot directly on my motherboard and only visible if you open the case. Had me pissed for weeks until I found it. I screenshotted his desktop, then hid all of his icons and made the screenshot his desktop. He rebooted several times before finally figuring it out. I did that to a dude he was pissed for weeks |
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This is the best solution, during college used to hide it in people's room of my fraternity house, it will drive some people nuts, I'm thinking about getting one for work. |
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Quoted: Put one of these between his power supply and computer monitor cord. Doesn't even need line of sight to activate/deactivate. He will think his computer is shutting off but it's just the monitor. I did this to a guy a few years ago. He got a "system" down pat to make his computer come back on. It seems that after trial and error, if he tapped the monitor and pressed the space bar key a few times it would just come back on as if by magic. Like Pavlovs dog, I trained this guy. http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/qhcAAOxyVh5SIkDF/$T2eC16R,!)!FIdR+MtIJBSIkDFd7uQ~~60_1.JPG |
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My job is scheduled 4 10 hr days. I have a 30 minute lunch which I use to relax/nap. Have been for many years. There are 6 of us in this office trailer, one of which is a female. Some douche coworker (have good idea who) thought it would be funny to install a wrist watch somewhere in my office that beeps 15 minutes into my siesta. I would normally get pissed but this time i took a different aporoach. I am now getting up out of my office and nuking the shit out of my left over salmon then going into suspected dick bags office and eating, wafting offensive aroma around which inundates the office. He has not cracked. Today I did this again but added Arfcom GD threads to our conversation. Still nothing. I mentioned limberger cheese to which he replied, that shit stinks. So come monday I will be eating that smelly shit putting myself thru hell just to win this battle. My secondary approach is to piss the rest of the crew off enough to lean on him until he submits. We are all pretty tight for coworkers so I dont want to do something to damage that. Just enough to get said cock sucker to submit. Any ideas will be considered. Why did you mention that? |
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My job is scheduled 4 10 hr days. I have a 30 minute lunch which I use to relax/nap. Have been for many years. There are 6 of us in this office trailer, one of which is a female. Some douche coworker (have good idea who) thought it would be funny to install a wrist watch somewhere in my office that beeps 15 minutes into my siesta. I would normally get pissed but this time i took a different aporoach. I am now getting up out of my office and nuking the shit out of my left over salmon then going into suspected dick bags office and eating, wafting offensive aroma around which inundates the office. He has not cracked. Today I did this again but added Arfcom GD threads to our conversation. Still nothing. I mentioned limberger cheese to which he replied, that shit stinks. So come monday I will be eating that smelly shit putting myself thru hell just to win this battle. My secondary approach is to piss the rest of the crew off enough to lean on him until he submits. We are all pretty tight for coworkers so I dont want to do something to damage that. Just enough to get said cock sucker to submit. Any ideas will be considered. Why did you mention that? 
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Quoted: Why did you mention that? Quoted: Quoted: My job is scheduled 4 10 hr days. I have a 30 minute lunch which I use to relax/nap. Have been for many years. There are 6 of us in this office trailer, one of which is a female. Some douche coworker (have good idea who) thought it would be funny to install a wrist watch somewhere in my office that beeps 15 minutes into my siesta. I would normally get pissed but this time i took a different aporoach. I am now getting up out of my office and nuking the shit out of my left over salmon then going into suspected dick bags office and eating, wafting offensive aroma around which inundates the office. He has not cracked. Today I did this again but added Arfcom GD threads to our conversation. Still nothing. I mentioned limberger cheese to which he replied, that shit stinks. So come monday I will be eating that smelly shit putting myself thru hell just to win this battle. My secondary approach is to piss the rest of the crew off enough to lean on him until he submits. We are all pretty tight for coworkers so I dont want to do something to damage that. Just enough to get said cock sucker to submit. Any ideas will be considered. Why did you mention that? She documents everything. I dont trust her, she voted for zero twice and will vote for the witch if the opportunity arises. |
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Oh the possibilities! |
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A couple quick to apply piss off methods:
-Put something tiny over the optical sensor on their mouse (like a sticker). It will drive them nuts. -If workstations back up to each other, swap mouse/monitor/keyboard connections. -Fill the foam in their chair seat with water so when they sit down, their ass gets soaked. -Set their browser to some autoplaying porn homepage (make certain volume is cranked up) -Change their default windows sound notifications to custom made ones (Pre-recorded of course) Enjoy! 
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