Posted: 9/11/2014 7:44:12 PM EDT
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"What do you consider to be your biggest weakness?"
"Honesty." "I wouldn't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a damn what you think." |
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I hate the stupid indirect bullshit interviews and questions. I hate the scenario.. I show up and they want to take me on a tour of the facility... Really? They havent even asked me any questions yet, neither of us know if we even have anything to discuss really but they want to waste time on a tour before discovering that? Then they ask non job related questions.. "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Somewhere else obviously. |
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I hate the stupid indirect bullshit interviews and questions. I hate the scenario.. I show up and they want to take me on a tour of the facility... Really? They havent even asked me any questions yet, neither of us know if we even have anything to discuss really but they want to waste time on a tour before discovering that? Then they ask non job related questions.. "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Somewhere else obviously. "Tell me about a time when you failed and what you did to overcome it." I always wanted to scream, "COMING HERE! AND NOW I'M LEAVING." |
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Wrong! You talk 'em into the trunk, then kill 'em. Quoted:
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How do you put a dead hooker in the trunk? Trick question. You leave them in the basement. Wrong! You talk 'em into the trunk, then kill 'em. How are you supposed to play dress up with them if they are in the trunk  I don't think I can work for a man like you.
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Quoted: Wrong! You talk 'em into the trunk, then kill 'em. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How do you put a dead hooker in the trunk? Trick question. You leave them in the basement. Wrong! You talk 'em into the trunk, then kill 'em. Wrong, you kill them then put them in SOMEONE elses trunk. That's why I'm management material. |
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"What do you consider to be your biggest weakness?" "Honesty." "I wouldn't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a damn what you think." Local public employees could get time off to go to internal interviews. A public worker would apply for all kinds of jobs to get half a day off here or there. At one interview they asked your question, "What do you consider to be your biggest weakness?". His reply, "Black women and chocolate doughnuts.". He was probably being honest. |
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I hate the stupid indirect bullshit interviews and questions. I hate the scenario.. I show up and they want to take me on a tour of the facility... Really? They havent even asked me any questions yet, neither of us know if we even have anything to discuss really but they want to waste time on a tour before discovering that? Then they ask non job related questions.. "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Somewhere else obviously. I can see how that might be a good thing. I got hired for a job that I totally thought was something completely different...after two excruciating tests, one written and one oral(in front of a 6 person panel). The DOD no less. |