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[#1]

The morning oval office game of duck duck douche.

Posted: 9/9/2014 3:57:14 PM EDT

[#2]

I'm the president! So I get to go first with Nancy....

Posted: 9/9/2014 3:58:14 PM EDT

[#3]

Thievery of Liberty.

Posted: 9/9/2014 3:59:42 PM EDT

[#4]

more bullshit than a manure factory.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:00:49 PM EDT

[#5]

And this was the day the Second Amendment was removed from the Constitution by Executive Order...

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:01:16 PM EDT

[#6]

Five cunts in the People's House.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:03:07 PM EDT

[#7]

"Its easy to sit like this because I have no balls."

"In this country, the power lies with those in the shortest slacks."

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:03:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Who's bringing the virgin blood and stolen eucharist?
Let's get the Satan worship started.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:03:47 PM EDT

[#9]

I can think of no better time or place for a rogue meteor to
strike the earth.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:04:33 PM EDT

[#10]

If the door locked from the outside we could solve a lotta problems......

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:04:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Activities planning on the Titanic.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:10:41 PM EDT

[#12]

You'd think the furniture wouldn't suck so much

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:12:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Well....since none of know what we are doing, how about lunch?

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:14:08 PM EDT

[#14]

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As someone here pointed out a few years ago; you shouldn't refer to Pelosi as a cunt, she has neither the warmth or the depth.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:16:45 PM EDT

[#15]

Boehner: "So I said it was a dikfer"

Obama: "What's a dikfer?"

Boehner: "For fuckin' stupid!"

McConnell: "I like cheese!"

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:18:42 PM EDT

[#16]

Five of our employees that need to be fired!

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:19:09 PM EDT

[#17]

Alright, everyone unzip, blade left and grab your member's member.

Commence circle jerk in 3...2...1...

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:20:11 PM EDT

[#18]

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FIFY

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:21:26 PM EDT

[#19]

Dammit. We can't even get spin-the-bottle right.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:24:38 PM EDT

[#20]

How are we going to fuck over the middle class today?

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:25:51 PM EDT

[#21]

Boners got 4 more dicks to suck and we can go to lunch.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:26:02 PM EDT

[#22]

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[#23]

fag fag fag fag dyke

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[#24]

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[#25]

"Did you guys see the back boobs on that chick?"

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:31:39 PM EDT

[#26]

A much needed courtesy flush!!!!!

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:38:06 PM EDT

[#27]

not a caption but a truth: that is some lame-ass ugly fucking furniture and decorations.

Posted: 9/9/2014 4:41:32 PM EDT

[#28]

At least there's no plastic covers on the couches.

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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:47:18 PM EDT

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My Brother use to guard that door.
Ed

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