Posted: 8/31/2014 4:00:12 PM EDT
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Found a good deal on some king crab legs and my wife suggested I dinner pic it.
Arm's: S&W M&P-15 Springfield XDm .40 Handmade (not by me) sword Drink: Icabod pumpkin Food: 2 lbs (no all pictured) king crab claws, melted butter Misc: Buck knife, Stanley tape measure Dessert: Glenfiddich 2012 cask of dreams series. 
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no pliers or fancy shell cracker open things....
right hand or left? 'cause either beer is more important than guns or "mama got urh back and you failed all around" 
no napkins or lemon wedges for hands??? WTF OP...wife obviously wanted you embaressed tonight...way to go girl 
edited because I missed lemon due to to tape measure
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I was prepared to give a great score.
Nice rifle, BUIS up, reloads, pistol placed correctly, excellent single malt scotch. I read King Crabs, my favorite. Then I saw Rock crabs. I had to check join date for 13'r status thinking it was a joke half expecting to see the dinner on a paper plate. Damn, if it were dungeness crab I would have still given you a 10 for misspeaking about king, but I despise rock crab.  Just dont like red rocks personally.
SO, -5 for Rock crabs -1 for no napkin -1 for no rock/mallet/claw cracker -1 for beer in a fucking coffee mug -1 for scotch not being in a clean glass and served neat. +2 for firearms presentation +2 for nice scotch 5/10. Sorry. |
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no pliers or fancy shell cracker open things.... right hand or left? 'cause either beer is more important than guns or "mama got urh back and you failed all around"
no napkins or lemon wedges for hands??? WTF OP...wife obviously wanted you embaressed tonight...way to go girl
edited because I missed lemon due to to tape measure Believe me she gave me what's for when she read it. She knew I was wrong and enjoying the bashing. Also called me out on the napkins. |
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Believe me she gave me what's for when she read it. She knew I was wrong and enjoying the bashing. Also called me out on the napkins. Quoted:
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no pliers or fancy shell cracker open things.... right hand or left? 'cause either beer is more important than guns or "mama got urh back and you failed all around"
no napkins or lemon wedges for hands??? WTF OP...wife obviously wanted you embaressed tonight...way to go girl
edited because I missed lemon due to to tape measure Believe me she gave me what's for when she read it. She knew I was wrong and enjoying the bashing. Also called me out on the napkins. ....
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Shut up 13'er. If dinner is interrupted because guns are needed, no time to flip that switch. Quoted:
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Put your fucking weapon on safe. 0/10. Shut up 13'er. If dinner is interrupted because guns are needed, no time to flip that switch. I wonder if he realizes there are lots of firearms (including my XDm) that don't have safeties. All those guns laying around just waiting to go off. |