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1/21/2003 6:25:55 AM EDT
SWF, NO [SMOKE]OR [:K]
FOR FRIENDLY [PISTOL] AND
MAYBE LATER [SEX]
FOLLOWED BY [SLEEP]
SOMEDAY [BABY]
BUT DON'T WANT TO BE [OWNED]
AND DON'T WANT A [SHOTGUN] WEDDING  [SHOCK]

Help me out here, guys, finish it off....

[Well at least I don't have to ask responding females to send a picture of the boat.

My best friend's father in law passed away and left him a nice fishing boat & trailer.  
Nothing fancy, welded hull, all the usual stuff.

Caught 2 the first time out.]
1/21/2003 6:28:07 AM EDT
[#1]
LordTrader, Is that you?
1/21/2003 6:30:12 AM EDT
[#2]
[:D]
1/22/2003 12:52:55 AM EDT
[#3]
^
1/22/2003 3:55:36 AM EDT
[#4]
Hmmm...not thinking that this is the site to be asking for help getting a chick...I am detecting a distinct lack of kitty here!
1/22/2003 11:08:23 PM EDT
[#5]
Well, I give up this feeble attempt to use smilies as a literary device.

Are there any light bulb jokes about librarians?
1/23/2003 9:57:57 AM EDT
[#6]
Q: How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I don't know, but I know where you can look it up. [thinking]
1/23/2003 10:18:01 AM EDT
[#7]
Smileys as a literyary device?  How about this:

I call it "Anatomy of a relationship"

So you meet this girl, and you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_naughty.gif[/img]
and then there's some [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_kiss.gif[/img]
and some [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img]
and maybe some [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_spank.gif[/img] if you're into that sort of thing.
And afterward, you'd want a [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_smoke.gif[/img]

So for a while it's all
[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img]
[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img]
[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img]

But then one day you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_naughty.gif[/img]
but she's like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_nono.gif[/img]
and you're like  [?]
and she's all "all you ever do is [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_beer.gif[/img] and [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_party.gif[/img] with your friends."
and you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_rolleyes.gif[/img]
and she's like "don't you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_rolleyes.gif[/img] at me!"
and so you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_argue.gif[/img]
and you're [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_banghead.gif[/img]
because you're just [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_horse.gif[/img]
but you keep [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_argue.gif[/img]
and you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_cussing.gif[/img]
but then she[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_slap.gif[/img]
so you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_stick.gif[/img]
then she [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_pound.gif[/img]
so you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_Chair.gif[/img]
and she [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_buttkick.gif[/img]
and you're like "this is [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_bs.gif[/img]
and you try to walk away, but she's like[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_brick.gif[/img]
And then you're all
[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_furious.gif[/img]
and she [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_torch.gif[/img]
and you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_chainsawkill.gif[/img]
and then she just [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_nutkick.gif[/img]
and you have to [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sleep.gif[/img] on the couch
and then for the next week, you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_peep.gif[/img]



Thank you.
[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_bow.gif[/img]
1/23/2003 10:41:21 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Smileys as a literyary device?  How about this:

I call it "Anatomy of a relationship"



Thank you.
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Dude...seriously ROFLMFAO and PIMP
1/23/2003 11:40:07 AM EDT
[#9]
Very Impressive.
1/23/2003 11:43:56 AM EDT
[#10]
I love this new "smiley".

[beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse][beathorse]

1/23/2003 12:48:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Archangel, that is a classic!!! It should be tacked my the mods for everyone to admire. I damn near went incontinent reading that.

thanks for the laugh,

rdr
1/23/2003 2:29:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Arc..
[ROFL2]

Marian
1/23/2003 2:42:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Ark, that was simply stunning


[hail2]  Im not worthy  [hail2]
1/23/2003 3:04:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Now if only my real relationships went that well... [BD]
1/23/2003 9:54:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Excellent!  You raised it to a new plane....