Posted: 1/21/2003 6:25:55 AM EDT
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SWF, NO [SMOKE]OR [:K] FOR FRIENDLY [PISTOL] AND MAYBE LATER [SEX] FOLLOWED BY [SLEEP] SOMEDAY [BABY] BUT DON'T WANT TO BE [OWNED] AND DON'T WANT A [SHOTGUN] WEDDING [SHOCK] Help me out here, guys, finish it off.... [Well at least I don't have to ask responding females to send a picture of the boat. My best friend's father in law passed away and left him a nice fishing boat & trailer. Nothing fancy, welded hull, all the usual stuff. Caught 2 the first time out.] |
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Smileys as a literyary device? How about this: I call it "Anatomy of a relationship" So you meet this girl, and you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_naughty.gif[/img] and then there's some [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_kiss.gif[/img] and some [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img] and maybe some [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_spank.gif[/img] if you're into that sort of thing. And afterward, you'd want a [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_smoke.gif[/img] So for a while it's all [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img] [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img] [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img][img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sex.gif[/img] But then one day you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_naughty.gif[/img] but she's like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_nono.gif[/img] and you're like [?] and she's all "all you ever do is [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_beer.gif[/img] and [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_party.gif[/img] with your friends." and you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_rolleyes.gif[/img] and she's like "don't you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_rolleyes.gif[/img] at me!" and so you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_argue.gif[/img] and you're [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_banghead.gif[/img] because you're just [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_horse.gif[/img] but you keep [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_argue.gif[/img] and you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_cussing.gif[/img] but then she[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_slap.gif[/img] so you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_stick.gif[/img] then she [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_pound.gif[/img] so you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_Chair.gif[/img] and she [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_buttkick.gif[/img] and you're like "this is [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_bs.gif[/img] and you try to walk away, but she's like[img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_brick.gif[/img] And then you're all [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_furious.gif[/img] and she [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_torch.gif[/img] and you [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_chainsawkill.gif[/img] and then she just [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_nutkick.gif[/img] and you have to [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_sleep.gif[/img] on the couch and then for the next week, you're like [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_peep.gif[/img] Thank you. [img]http://images.ar15.com/forums/smiles/anim_bow.gif[/img] |
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