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Posted: 8/19/2014 5:41:37 AM EDT

Best caption wins an internet cookie.

Posted: 8/19/2014 5:42:11 AM EDT

[#1]

See that guy over there? That's OP, and he's gay.

Posted: 8/19/2014 5:44:20 AM EDT

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"Don't worry, sir, you are well behind the red line"

Posted: 8/19/2014 5:45:49 AM EDT

[#3]

"That would be the men's shower Mr. President."

Posted: 8/19/2014 5:48:36 AM EDT

[#4]

That can be your camel tonite in case you need some companionship

Posted: 8/19/2014 5:57:56 AM EDT

[#5]

You see that line in the sand you made?

No not that one...

No... not that one

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:05:45 AM EDT

[#6]

Yes sir. this is exactly how the North Koreans stage photos to make their leader look competent.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:07:19 AM EDT

[#7]

What's the story on that belt buckle?

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:08:49 AM EDT

[#8]

It's a fast green with a break to the right.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:09:51 AM EDT

[#9]

"Just follow the interstate north, and it'll get you right back to the golf course."

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:10:14 AM EDT

[#10]

Look over there you DUMB FUCK!!!!!

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:14:15 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/19/2014 6:14:45 AM EDT

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In before Kim Jong Un photoshops.

ETA: Too late by 30 seconds.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:20:16 AM EDT

[#14]

...at least this guy got the lens caps off...

...no, sir, I did that for him. These aren't NVGs.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:22:31 AM EDT

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Winner!

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:24:03 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/19/2014 6:25:13 AM EDT

[#17]

Is that guy with the WWE belt wearing Gumby's face?

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:25:28 AM EDT

[#18]

"That's Bush's house."

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:26:39 AM EDT

[#19]

No caption, but that guy wearing a A2 is downright comical.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:28:24 AM EDT

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"God, I wish I was a loofah."

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:28:28 AM EDT

[#21]

"Yup it landed in the hazard, i see it now you were right bro"

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:30:29 AM EDT

[#22]

"That over there is the zoo's orangutan house. There are no Wookies there. To see Planet Kashyyyk, you need to raise the binocular higher."

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:30:58 AM EDT

[#23]

i ots no caption, but WTF is with the major's belt buckle?

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:32:30 AM EDT

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Texas?

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:36:19 AM EDT

[#25]

Over there's the melon patch.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:38:47 AM EDT

[#26]

So General, when can we dismantle the DMZ?
Ah Sir, I am a Lieutenant Colonel...

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:38:56 AM EDT

[#27]

See that? It's the kitchen, get back in it.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:38:58 AM EDT

[#28]

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That's a LT Colonel.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:39:13 AM EDT

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Rodeo Champion

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Posted: 8/19/2014 6:40:24 AM EDT

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a war....

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:43:38 AM EDT

[#31]

"That's that officer Cincinnatus who really doesn't like you."

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:49:56 AM EDT

[#32]

"That there sir, is where Corey left the base", says the LtCol..
"My Allah, what is that hideous monstrosity near those other MP's?", says Shitbag 1.
"Uh... Sir.... that's your wife", says the new PFC.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:52:12 AM EDT

[#33]

As you can see Mr. President, the Wookie is being humped by Aimless.

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:56:34 AM EDT

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i ots no caption, but WTF is with the major's belt buckle?

That's a LT Colonel.

My apologies.

WTF is up with Lt Col's belt buckle ?

Posted: 8/19/2014 6:58:59 AM EDT

[#35]

Is he using it as a monocular?

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:01:19 AM EDT

[#36]

Look at the tits on her!

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:04:41 AM EDT

[#37]

Sir, that is the hoosegow.
Really? We shall eat there then.
It's Korean right?

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:10:14 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/19/2014 7:12:45 AM EDT

[#39]

"I think that is Extorris's moving van......do you want us to shell it?"

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:20:44 AM EDT

[#40]

"see that asshole over there? that's kim jon dumbass, sir. He's less a bitch than you...step it up, sir."

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:23:15 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/19/2014 7:24:15 AM EDT

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See that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy over there?

That's the one person on the planet who thinks you're competent.

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:26:14 AM EDT

[#43]

"If you look closely, waaaaaaay over there, you can see all the fucks you're supposed to be giving about the state of the Union..."

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:26:45 AM EDT

[#44]

those are the fucks you are supposed to be giving over there sir
( i type so slowly, i am disappoint

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Posted: 8/19/2014 7:28:19 AM EDT

[#45]

"I never knew Michelle went for Asian men!!"

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:30:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/19/2014 7:30:25 AM EDT

[#47]

That is a mighty fine belt buckle.

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:30:52 AM EDT

[#48]

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<squalls of laughter>

Pay up OP.

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:33:13 AM EDT

[#49]

And once you put them to your eyes you look through them, yes, like that. Now look over there.

Posted: 8/19/2014 7:39:42 AM EDT

[#50]

your prayer rug sir, its over there

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