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Posted: 8/10/2014 3:43:49 PM EDT

...by a wannabe JBT. Why would TSA want to pat down my junk?

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:44:27 PM EDT

[#1]

Lucky.

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Posted: 8/10/2014 3:44:53 PM EDT

[#2]

I paid extra for that

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:45:28 PM EDT

[#3]

Pics of her?

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:45:49 PM EDT

[#4]

And that is why I fluff before it go thru the checkpoints. If your gonna touch my junk, I'm gonna make sure it's fully erect.

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:46:16 PM EDT

[#5]

Because you paid them to do that with your ticket fees.

In any other situation feeling up a 12 year old girl would be sexual assault but since the government wears a uniform they can get away with it.

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:46:20 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm sure the TSA guy did not know you had any junk!

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:46:40 PM EDT

[#7]

Enjoy your flight!

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:46:51 PM EDT

[#8]

I thought your were self banned from GD?

Fucking FSA vets and all...

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:47:13 PM EDT

[#9]

I thought you were done posting in GD.

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:47:25 PM EDT

[#10]

Did you finish?

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:47:46 PM EDT

[#11]

Damn...beat me to it.

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:49:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2014 3:49:57 PM EDT

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I am glad I am not the only one to bring it up though

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:50:26 PM EDT

[#14]

Did you go back to let him finish you? After all, you paid for it.

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:50:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Did it move?

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:55:48 PM EDT

[#16]

Happy ending ?

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:56:56 PM EDT

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Was he an uneducated vet?

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:59:10 PM EDT

[#18]

Opt out. Every time.

Posted: 8/10/2014 3:59:46 PM EDT

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Was he an uneducated vet?

No, a stupid Vet but not an uneducated one, I mean come on, GI Bill money bro...

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:00:58 PM EDT

[#20]

Just be happy you got some play over the summer

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:03:11 PM EDT

[#21]

Did you have one of your pseudo Mexican food abortions on you and they didn't believe that it was a burrito and instead thought it was a biological device?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:05:26 PM EDT

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So how many times did you go back through?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:12:02 PM EDT

[#23]

Are you going to see him again?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:13:24 PM EDT

[#24]

You should be ashamed! Here he was trying to share some man love with you. But you are so homophobic that you have a problem with his choice to be gay? That poor warrior on the front lines of terror should be able to molest anyone he wants too! There he is risking everything to keep us safe and you and your gay hate have a problem with him being him! We need to pass some more laws so that the plight of the gays and their problems is given status as a protected class.

I wrote this as a joke, yet I wonder how many of our DU infiltrators feel this is true?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:19:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Huh.

I wonder what the odds are that he was a piece of free shit army veteran...

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:27:03 PM EDT

[#26]

I can tell you that stating, "Wooo, he's got velvet hands!" at a moderate volume will not get you the positive attention you envisioned.

TSA has no sense of humor.

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:28:26 PM EDT

[#27]

coolstorybro.jpg

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:29:41 PM EDT

[#28]

did you have him put new gloves on or did he share everyone's eboli's

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:36:55 PM EDT

[#29]

I thought your ass was done posting in GD after that beat down in the pit?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:38:49 PM EDT

[#30]

Anyone over 90 lbs could show you who's boss.

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:40:21 PM EDT

[#31]

Did you throw back your head and moan?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:40:52 PM EDT

[#32]

In after butt hurt tank crew...

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:43:00 PM EDT

[#33]

Want to make them mad? Request that they put a fresh pair of gloves on before they commence the molestation festivities.

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:43:24 PM EDT

[#34]

I called it.

He is back.

Sorry your junk got felt up. It is the new American Dream. Getting your junk felt up in public by agents of the government.

I am proud t be an american where atleast I know I 'm free
God bless they guys who feel up my junk who give that right to me

I know it doesn't have the same ring to it but these days the guys who fought in wars are home grown terrorists.

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:43:41 PM EDT

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fluffer

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:45:16 PM EDT

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Trollin Trollin Trollin

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:47:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2014 4:48:10 PM EDT

[#38]

Did you at least get a happy ending?

Posted: 8/10/2014 4:50:38 PM EDT

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He did it to himself and he put the ban on himself and hasn't been very welcome on any subforums I frequent (which is just one...

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Just reminding him of his own words...

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:07:58 PM EDT

[#40]

Of all the times cute females were staffing checkpoints here and overseas in the last few years, I only got patted down once. So disappointed.

ETA: the girls in Italy had machine guns

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:09:04 PM EDT

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I said what up I got a big cock- nah you were just pumped up cuz' ya bought some shit from the thrift shop...

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:18:33 PM EDT

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Can't trust him to do anything corretly.

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:19:21 PM EDT

[#43]

Love u long time?

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:21:10 PM EDT

[#44]

I always tell them theyre making me hard while shoving my hips/junk into their hand harder. they fuckin stop

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:22:43 PM EDT

[#45]

Probably needed a good laugh.

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:28:52 PM EDT

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Just incase

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:32:38 PM EDT

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I thought you were done with GD.

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:37:04 PM EDT

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they get off on it and have grouping quotas to earn their bonuses

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:39:07 PM EDT

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He's "special..."

Posted: 8/10/2014 5:42:53 PM EDT

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