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7/27/2014 5:34:35 AM EDT
A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

I always thought it just meant a load of bullshit.   I chuckle a little when I hear Brits say it.  

Brits,  what are some other funny words or phrases that are  commonly said?


1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!
7/27/2014 5:45:55 AM EDT
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I got to live and work in the UK for 6 months back in 2002.  Here's some of the slang that I remember:

Bloody is a lot like Bollocks.  It depends a lot on the context that it is being used in.  It can range from something like a simple 'Dang it' to 'Motherfucker'.  It's an odd word.  Also, apparently saying Crap over there is right up there with Motherfucker.  I got called into the office for saying 'Oh crap, sorry.  Let me redo that here' to a customer whose computer I was working on.  I was really confused.

Pants.  Kind of like saying shit.  "Oh, that movie was pants, mate."
Stuffed: Pregnant. (which has it's own slang of preggers).  "My girlfriend is stuffed, mate."  (ProTip: Don't come back from lunch saying "Man I am STUFFED!"
Flat Maggot: This might be more of a Scottish thing.  It's best to describe if I just type the convo that it happened in:
Guy from Newcastle: so there I was mate, in this new car, just going Flat Maggot around this curve...
Me, The Yank: wait, what, flat maggot?
GfN: Yeah, you know...going real fast, like drifting almost....
MtY: Oh, you mean Hauling Ass.
GfN: Wait, what?

Pram: Baby Buggy/carriage.
Bird: Girl.  "That Tanya is a Right Fit Bird, mate." or "Hey Mate, let's go to the towne centre and do some bird watching."
Sorted: Straightened out, Dealt With, fixed.  "Right mate, good job getting that printer issue sorted."

Anotherr tip for travelers to England: Don't tip at the bar.  They'll bring you back your 'change' if you do.
7/27/2014 5:49:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Fuck is hard to beat, just from a versatility standpoint.....Thanks England
7/27/2014 8:59:00 AM EDT
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Bellend
7/27/2014 9:01:47 AM EDT
[#4]
As a former Brit, I can only remember I using the term bollocks as in a comment of disbleif or an attack on the testicles...

Then again slang changes with time...
7/27/2014 9:02:08 AM EDT
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A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

I always thought it just meant a load of bullshit.   I chuckle a little when I hear Brits say it.  

Brits,  what are some other funny words or phrases that are  commonly said?


1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!
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7/27/2014 9:03:11 AM EDT
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If I ever have an English bulldog, his name is going to be bolloks.
7/27/2014 9:11:42 AM EDT
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Poofter.



Nancy boy.




Prance.




Tit.




Generic insults to manhood.




Putting "right" in front modifies the meaning to ""very much"




E.G.: Right bastard...
7/27/2014 9:22:13 AM EDT
[#8]
The ruining of my last name....


Where a blitzkrieg when you need one?!
7/27/2014 9:31:37 AM EDT
[#9]
Bollocks, this is much, much more versatile.

7/27/2014 11:00:35 AM EDT
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Bullock?   Like Sandra Bullock?
7/27/2014 11:09:03 AM EDT
[#11]
Bolloks. So is it always considered profane or is more in how its used?
7/27/2014 2:29:28 PM EDT
[#12]
A right good shagging.
7/27/2014 3:24:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Never mind the bollocks.
7/27/2014 3:27:00 PM EDT
[#14]
OI !!!!
7/27/2014 3:29:18 PM EDT
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I got to live and work in the UK for 6 months back in 2002.  Here's some of the slang that I remember:



Bloody is a lot like Bollocks.  It depends a lot on the context that it is being used in.  It can range from something like a simple 'Dang it' to 'Motherfucker'.  It's an odd word.  Also, apparently saying Crap over there is right up there with Motherfucker.  I got called into the office for saying 'Oh crap, sorry.  Let me redo that here' to a customer whose computer I was working on.  I was really confused.



Pants.  Kind of like saying shit.  "Oh, that movie was pants, mate."

Stuffed: Pregnant. (which has it's own slang of preggers).  "My girlfriend is stuffed, mate."  (ProTip: Don't come back from lunch saying "Man I am STUFFED!"

Flat Maggot: This might be more of a Scottish thing.  It's best to describe if I just type the convo that it happened in:

Guy from Newcastle: so there I was mate, in this new car, just going Flat Maggot around this curve...

Me, The Yank: wait, what, flat maggot?

GfN: Yeah, you know...going real fast, like drifting almost....

MtY: Oh, you mean Hauling Ass.

GfN: Wait, what?



Pram: Baby Buggy/carriage.

Bird: Girl.  "That Tanya is a Right Fit Bird, mate." or "Hey Mate, let's go to the towne centre and do some bird watching."

Sorted: Straightened out, Dealt With, fixed.  "Right mate, good job getting that printer issue sorted."



Anotherr tip for travelers to England: Don't tip at the bar.  They'll bring you back your 'change' if you do.
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I'm from the UK, and pretty much most of that is not true.



Although it is a sport to make fun of Americans, so there's that explanation...
 
7/27/2014 3:32:12 PM EDT
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This thread is a right old of bollocks...and worse than that it's a load of old wank!
7/27/2014 3:34:16 PM EDT
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Bollocks, this thread is the dog's bollocks!
7/27/2014 3:36:39 PM EDT
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Lol
Beat me to it.
7/27/2014 3:36:58 PM EDT
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Bollocks, this thread is the dog's bollocks!
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This thread is a right old of bollocks...and worse than that it's a load of old wank!


Bollocks, this thread is the dog's bollocks!


No, it's not the dogs bollocks, it's just full of bollocks

In other words, a right load of old wank
7/27/2014 3:37:37 PM EDT
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Blimey!
7/27/2014 3:43:24 PM EDT
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Minge: ah, the vagine like sleeve of wizard
Nonce: child molester
Smash the granny out of (her): shag her like there's no tomorrow
7/27/2014 4:01:24 PM EDT
[#22]
I like to chat up crumpet.
7/27/2014 4:02:40 PM EDT
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No, it's not the dogs bollocks, it's just full of bollocks

In other words, a right load of old wank
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This thread is a right old of bollocks...and worse than that it's a load of old wank!


Bollocks, this thread is the dog's bollocks!


No, it's not the dogs bollocks, it's just full of bollocks

In other words, a right load of old wank


Correct, dogs bollocks= good.
7/27/2014 4:17:58 PM EDT
[#24]
We should all get pissed.
7/27/2014 4:23:42 PM EDT
[#25]
My ex father in law (from Hampshire) would say "You cracked it" when someone would eat their entire plate of food. Would also say "Gordon Bennet!" as an exclamation.

"Load of codswallop" can be used like "Load of bollocks"
Pillock=idiot
Naff=silly, very not trendy
Fanny batter= let's just say it's not a coating for fish n chips
crisps= potato chips
nicked=arrested
nick=(verb) steal
nick=(noun) jail
knickers in a twist= panties in a twist, overly frustrated
knackered=tired
bog roll=toilet paper
nappies=diapers
pissed=drunk
ta=thanks
five finger shuffle=wank
dead posh=very fancy ("dead" can be used as "very" for many things)
fancy dress= halloween costume
bumbershoot=umbrella
can't be arsed=can't be bothered
skint=broke, no money
spunk=end result of a good five finger shuffle

Then Cockney slang will take you into a completely different realm....

7/27/2014 4:27:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Having a bully day?
7/27/2014 4:52:01 PM EDT
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I got to live and work in the UK for 6 months back in 2002.  Here's some of the slang that I remember:

Bloody is a lot like Bollocks.  It depends a lot on the context that it is being used in.  It can range from something like a simple 'Dang it' to 'Motherfucker'.  It's an odd word.  Also, apparently saying Crap over there is right up there with Motherfucker.  I got called into the office for saying 'Oh crap, sorry.  Let me redo that here' to a customer whose computer I was working on.  I was really confused.

Pants.  Kind of like saying shit.  "Oh, that movie was pants, mate."
Stuffed: Pregnant. (which has it's own slang of preggers).  "My girlfriend is stuffed, mate."  (ProTip: Don't come back from lunch saying "Man I am STUFFED!"
Flat Maggot: This might be more of a Scottish thing.  It's best to describe if I just type the convo that it happened in:
Guy from Newcastle: so there I was mate, in this new car, just going Flat Maggot around this curve...
Me, The Yank: wait, what, flat maggot?
GfN: Yeah, you know...going real fast, like drifting almost....
MtY: Oh, you mean Hauling Ass.
GfN: Wait, what?

Pram: Baby Buggy/carriage.
Bird: Girl.  "That Tanya is a Right Fit Bird, mate." or "Hey Mate, let's go to the towne centre and do some bird watching."
Sorted: Straightened out, Dealt With, fixed.  "Right mate, good job getting that printer issue sorted."

Anotherr tip for travelers to England: Don't tip at the bar.  They'll bring you back your 'change' if you do.
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I'd have a fun time with that.
7/27/2014 7:04:37 PM EDT
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The ruining of my last name....


Where a blitzkrieg when you need one?!


Bullock?   Like Sandra Bullock?



Maybe..