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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:55:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:56:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:56:13 PM EDT
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ETA: Fuck I am dumb
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:56:37 PM EDT
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But if I tell them, my mom will kill me. 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:56:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:57:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:57:47 PM EDT
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Tag for when someone replies that know what the fuck the OP is talking about. And make sure that if you don't get the joke you let EVERYONE know about it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 2:58:48 PM EDT
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And make sure that if you don't get the joke you let EVERYONE know about it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tag for when someone replies that know what the fuck the OP is talking about. And make sure that if you don't get the joke you let EVERYONE know about it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile lol |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:00:08 PM EDT
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ETA: Fuck I am dumb Didn't edit quick enough. 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:00:41 PM EDT
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Tag for when someone replies that know what the fuck the OP is talking about. And make sure that if you don't get the joke you let EVERYONE know about it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile lol 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:02:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:03:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:06:19 PM EDT
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i have a cookie recipe called the casey anthony. It taste like a party, but somethings missing.
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:09:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And make sure that if you don't get the joke you let EVERYONE know about it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tag for when someone replies that know what the fuck the OP is talking about. And make sure that if you don't get the joke you let EVERYONE know about it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I knew you fine gentlemen would keep me honest.  |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:11:20 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing.
But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:14:53 PM EDT
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Has she been spit out the bottom of the porn industry yet?
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:16:03 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. I wasn't joking. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:17:29 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. You know why Jesus can't swim, right? Motherfucker gots holes in his hands and feet!! Can I get a hallelujah?!!! |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:17:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wasn't joking. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. I wasn't joking. This thread seems to be going as well as Casey Anthony in a Chuck-E-Cheese |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:20:27 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Agreed. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:25:58 PM EDT
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This thread seems to be going as well as Casey Anthony in a Chuck-E-Cheese Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. I wasn't joking. This thread seems to be going as well as Casey Anthony in a Chuck-E-Cheese
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:25:59 PM EDT
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Has she been spit out the bottom of the porn industry yet? Heh. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:35:05 PM EDT
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During the case, the defense argued that Casey had been abused by George Anthony when she was a child, and that Caylee had drowned in the family pool and George had disposed of the body... Although Casey Anthony was engaged to Jesse Grund when she found out she was pregnant with Caylee, later DNA tests proved he was not the father... Casey Anthony at one point blamed a nanny for kidnapping Caylee, but the story turned out to be complete fiction... While Caylee was missing, Casey Anthony got a tattoo that read "Bella Vita," Italian for "beautiful life"... Evidence for the prosecution included that a computer user in the Anthony household had done Google searches for terms including "neck breaking," "chloroform" and "household weapons." Inky |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:36:24 PM EDT
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You know why Jesus can't swim, right? Motherfucker gots holes in his hands and feet!! Can I get a hallelujah?!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. You know why Jesus can't swim, right? Motherfucker gots holes in his hands and feet!! Can I get a hallelujah?!!! 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:40:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:45:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork? |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:47:19 PM EDT
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How do you make Casey Anthony cry twice?
Tell her she's all out of beer after you inform her that her child was found alive. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:47:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork? Real cute. Some of you guys have the timing of a miscarriage at a baby shower.
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:47:58 PM EDT
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Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? There's no live bowling ball on the bottom trying to eat its way out? |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:49:35 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Reuters - Police recently released information on the song that was playing on the radio of the Porsche that Paul Walker was riding in when it crashed at a high rate of speed. The title of the song was "Doctor, Doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning?" |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:51:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 3:58:32 PM EDT
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A kid finds his dad's welding mask in the garage, and he's running around on the lawn playing "Space Man" when a van pulls up in front of his house.
The driver of the van leans out and says, "Hey kid, you wanna go get some free candy?" "Boy, do I!" the kid replies, and he runs over, climbs into the van, and off they go. After they've been driving for a while, the driver says, "Hey kid, do you know what a hand job is?" "No, what is it?" the kid answers. "Don't worry about it," says the driver. A few minutes pass, and the driver says, "Hey kid, do you know what blow job is?" "No, what is it?" "Don't worry about it." After a few more minutes, the driver says, "Hey kid, do you kn..." With that, the kid pushes the mask up and says, "Listen mister, I can't lie. I'm not really a welder." |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:01:04 PM EDT
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I heard her porno wasn't successful...
She got off too easy. 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:02:53 PM EDT
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Real cute. Some of you guys have the timing of a miscarriage at a baby shower. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork? Real cute. Some of you guys have the timing of a miscarriage at a baby shower.
Oh God...I am such a bad person. 
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:07:50 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Or joking about a young mom whose life has been ruined because her child is dead and she was wrongly accused. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:10:19 PM EDT
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Child molester is taking a kid out deep into the woods. As it gets dark, the kid says "mister, I'm getting scared." The child molester says "how do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone".
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:13:54 PM EDT
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Or joking about a young mom whose life has been ruined because her child is dead and she was wrongly accused. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Or joking about a young mom whose life has been ruined because her child is dead and she was wrongly accused. Or about a young lady whose daughter was abducted by aliens, cloned and then the clone swapped with the child, then the clone dies from drinking the local water. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:15:17 PM EDT
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Child molester is taking a kid out deep into the woods. As it gets dark, the kid says "mister, I'm getting scared." The child molester says "how do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone". I'm using that at work tomorrow. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:16:48 PM EDT
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Or joking about a young mom whose life has been ruined because her child is dead and she was wrongly accused. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. Or joking about a young mom whose life has been ruined because her child is dead and she was wrongly accused. ...and who would that be? It sure as hell isn't Casey Anthony. I saw much of the trial when it was televised. The bitch is guilty. The jury got it wrong like juries sometimes do. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:17:14 PM EDT
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I'm using that at work tomorrow. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Child molester is taking a kid out deep into the woods. As it gets dark, the kid says "mister, I'm getting scared." The child molester says "how do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone". I'm using that at work tomorrow. I've used a similar one, but with the minor change of "It's getting dark, mister, and I'm scared"... It goes over like a... Well... Like a miscarriage at a baby shower. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:19:36 PM EDT
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Jokes about Paul Walker, Michael Jackson and so on are one thing. But joking about the death of a 2 year girl is not funny. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:25:57 PM EDT
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I had to check the date on this thread. I thought there was a glitch and Arfcom was showing threads from 3 years ago.
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:27:27 PM EDT
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A kid finds his dad's welding mask in the garage, and he's running around on the lawn playing "Space Man" when a van pulls up in front of his house. The driver of the van leans out and says, "Hey kid, you wanna go get some free candy?" "Boy, do I!" the kid replies, and he runs over, climbs into the van, and off they go. After they've been driving for a while, the driver says, "Hey kid, do you know what a hand job is?" "No, what is it?" the kid answers. "Don't worry about it," says the driver. A few minutes pass, and the driver says, "Hey kid, do you know what blow job is?" "No, what is it?" "Don't worry about it." After a few more minutes, the driver says, "Hey kid, do you kn..." With that, the kid pushes the mask up and says, "Listen mister, I can't lie. I'm not really a welder." Lol! |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:30:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:34:50 PM EDT
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What is the difference between me and Casey Anthony?
She ditches the dead baby to find a party and fuck. I ditch the party to find a dead baby to fuck. How do you know Casey Anthony is in the mood to fuck? Her car begins to smell strange... |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:36:39 PM EDT
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What's the difference between Casey Anthony and Kim Kardashian? Casey at least has a talent.
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:37:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is the difference between me and Casey Anthony? She ditches the dead baby to find a party and fuck. I ditch the party to find a dead baby to fuck. How do you know Casey Anthony is in the mood to fuck? Her car begins to smell strange... Keith I never knew you had it in you. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:37:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Keith I never knew you had it in you. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What is the difference between me and Casey Anthony? She ditches the dead baby to find a party and fuck. I ditch the party to find a dead baby to fuck. How do you know Casey Anthony is in the mood to fuck? Her car begins to smell strange... Keith I never knew you had it in you. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:40:12 PM EDT
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What is the difference between me and Casey Anthony? She ditches the dead baby to find a party and fuck. I ditch the party to find a dead baby to fuck. Well played, sir. |
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Posted: 7/13/2014 4:40:31 PM EDT
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Have the nelly Nancys shown up yet to pontificate?
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