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Posted: 7/6/2014 5:51:59 AM EDT

Any one like her? I've been watching her stand up on youtube for the last 45 minutes. I'd also smash.

Posted: 7/6/2014 5:52:56 AM EDT

[#1]

I hear her on Sirius XM. She's funny.

Posted: 7/6/2014 5:54:31 AM EDT

[#2]

Funny as hell and kind of hot.

Posted: 7/6/2014 5:55:28 AM EDT

[#3]

Her show on Comedy Central is pretty funny too.

Posted: 7/6/2014 5:55:48 AM EDT

[#4]

Kinda has a natural Woll Smoth face.

Posted: 7/6/2014 5:56:24 AM EDT

[#5]

I wouldn't mind running into her while in Vegas.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:00:51 AM EDT

[#6]

blonds are gross.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:01:20 AM EDT

[#7]

Stand up is OK, but her TV show is unwatchable.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:02:37 AM EDT

[#8]

Subpar comedian with a terrible television show.

But I'd hit it.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:07:33 AM EDT

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Any one like her? I've been watching her stand up on youtube for the last 45 minutes. I'd also smash.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Amy+Schumer+Comedy+Central+Roast+Roseanne+NpULIwpJAsil.jpg

http://youtu.be/Q9QkMYcj1lU

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Yep

and with the fury of 10,000 angry gods.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:08:38 AM EDT

[#10]

Manufactured entertainment by companies. She, along with others, wouldn't make it on their own.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:09:24 AM EDT

[#11]

She's pretty funny, but her father's cousin is funnier:

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:09:33 AM EDT

[#12]

She's hot? Really?

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:12:45 AM EDT

[#13]

HPV she has it

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:21:45 AM EDT

[#14]

I'm guessing she sucked at least a mile of cock to get where she is.

Cause she isn't that funny.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:30:57 AM EDT

[#15]

she's cute

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:32:30 AM EDT

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Then whats another (insert size here) for a dude like me?

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:33:12 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/6/2014 6:33:20 AM EDT

[#18]

She can be funny at times, but Lisa Lamponelli does the "overly foul mouthed woman" schtick better.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:34:36 AM EDT

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She can be funny at times, but Lisa Lamponelli does the "overly foul mouthed woman" schtick better.

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But she isn't as attractive.

Posted: 7/6/2014 11:27:07 AM EDT

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Manufactured entertainment by companies. She, along with others, wouldn't make it on their own.

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whole lot of stupid in that statement.

Posted: 7/6/2014 11:27:48 AM EDT

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She's hot? Really?

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no

Posted: 7/6/2014 11:30:17 AM EDT

[#22]

Her Plan-B joke is absolutely hilarious!!!
I second the smashing....

Posted: 7/6/2014 11:30:28 AM EDT

[#23]

Would smash.

I've never seen any of her stand-up or TV show, so I don't know if she's funny or not.

Posted: 7/6/2014 11:32:54 AM EDT

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She's hot? Really?

no

She is kinda. Like that fat chick that lost a bunch of weight and you just want to fuck her to help her self-esteem.
Plus most fat chicks let you fuck'em in the ass.

Posted: 7/6/2014 12:18:49 PM EDT

[#25]

I would totally wreck that.

Posted: 7/6/2014 12:21:41 PM EDT

[#26]

Very funny... very perverted...

Would smash over and over, rinse and repeat.

Posted: 7/6/2014 12:22:57 PM EDT

[#27]

Guilty by association.

Posted: 7/6/2014 12:23:55 PM EDT

[#28]

have tickets to go see her in october

Posted: 7/6/2014 12:35:23 PM EDT

[#29]

She's not hot and she's certainly not funny, but I wouldn't turn her down if she was offering.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:07:55 PM EDT

[#30]

Related to Charles Schumer? DIAF

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:10:06 PM EDT

[#31]

She's meh in both comedy and looks.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:21:27 PM EDT

[#32]

Those fucking thighs! Yum yum.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:26:25 PM EDT

[#33]

Dirty as hell, but I'd still stick it to her. She is pretty entertaining as well.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:48:55 PM EDT

[#34]

Can't get over her uncle.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:53:57 PM EDT

[#35]

Schumer? I'd shit in her mouth.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:55:50 PM EDT

[#36]

She's funny and fuckable. I've heard her on O&A a few times.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:56:14 PM EDT

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She's not all that, but I'm pretty sure you are gay.

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:57:58 PM EDT

[#38]

Her uncle is a big time douche...

He and Cuomo make quite the NY couple of jerk offs!

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:58:37 PM EDT

[#39]

she's a bitch

she wasn't hot in HS - continues to today

only sometimes gets a chuckle.......

Posted: 7/6/2014 1:58:50 PM EDT

[#40]

I think we have this thread every two months. Comedy sucks, she's decent looking and I would totally fuck her.

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:01:36 PM EDT

[#41]

She is cool. She reminds me of the party girls in high school that were fun to hang out with and see at parties, although you wouldn't dare go there.

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:02:17 PM EDT

[#42]

Decent looking and mostly funny

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:06:20 PM EDT

[#43]

She's meh.

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:08:53 PM EDT

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Cause she isn't that funny.

Then another 1/4 mile wouldn't hurt her none?

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:22:42 PM EDT

[#45]

A little meh for my taste.

I bet she'd do ATM though... That's a plus.

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:35:09 PM EDT

[#46]

Her mouth is too small...

Posted: 7/6/2014 2:58:41 PM EDT

[#47]

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whole lot of stupid in that statement.

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Manufactured entertainment by companies. She, along with others, wouldn't make it on their own.

whole lot of stupid in that statement.

Wouldn't be the first, but you're right, I must be nuts!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569249/Sheepish-Ronan-Farrow-receives-Cronkite-Award-Excellence-Journalism-three-days-air-new-TV-show.html

Posted: 7/6/2014 3:00:22 PM EDT

[#48]

She's hilarious.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:35:14 PM EDT

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Her mouth is too small...

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That means it is tight.

Posted: 7/6/2014 6:46:26 PM EDT

[#50]

She is a real life hotter Pam from Archer, yea I'd take her to the danger zone

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