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6/27/2014 5:37:14 PM EDT
We were thinking about it but not trying. I was pulling out but my seed was to powerful. It has taken root!
6/27/2014 5:38:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Strangest pregnancy announcement ever.
6/27/2014 5:45:27 PM EDT
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Have seen my avatar?
6/27/2014 5:46:29 PM EDT
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Could be stranger seed. Considering you pulled out.


Jus sayins all.


Like a boss.
6/27/2014 5:47:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Nice job, but next time go anal
6/27/2014 5:47:44 PM EDT
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I think you broke it


And congrats
6/27/2014 5:47:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Silly OP, Fleshlights can't get pregnant.....
6/27/2014 5:50:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Congrats OP!

6/27/2014 5:51:58 PM EDT
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Could be stranger seed. Considering you pulled out.


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Could explain why my other kid has blonde hair.       And is smart.
6/27/2014 5:53:00 PM EDT
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Getting snipped
6/27/2014 5:53:46 PM EDT
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Could be stranger seed. Considering you pulled out.


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Like a boss.

Could explain why my other kid has blonde hair.       And is smart.



6/27/2014 5:54:24 PM EDT
[#11]
definitely a lazy extract IMHO, fucking get it together.  

Good Job OP,  now yer schedule needs another 18yr adjustment.

6/27/2014 6:28:01 PM EDT
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You're a real piece of work


6/27/2014 6:46:23 PM EDT
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You're a real piece of work


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We were thinking about it but not trying. I was pulling out but my seed was to powerful. It has taken root!


You're a real piece of work



I have the hiccups
6/27/2014 6:47:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Congrats???
6/27/2014 6:51:10 PM EDT
[#15]
pics of deed?   Deed seed?
6/27/2014 6:52:35 PM EDT
[#16]
I am stuck as Fuck
6/27/2014 6:54:56 PM EDT
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6/27/2014 6:55:38 PM EDT
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Before I was a "boss" - I
*Rode quads every other weekend and got shitfaced
*Stacked up 2,000 rnds + 5.56 monthly
*Was able to shoot 300 rounds every other weekend
*Had a solid front axle Toyota as a wheeling rig
*Had a brand new 4x4 Tacoma as a DD
*Had no reason to sell our 2 bedroom house with low mortgage
*Was able to sleep in till 10 on the weekends
*Wife F'd the shit out of me daily.
*Fishing, hunting, and wheeling was every weekend that wasn't filled with quads or guns.


Now, well. It isn't nearly as exciting.
Good Luck.

Eta - I forgot to add:
*I can now sing nearly every fucking song on the frozen soundtrack
*I can act out every scene in the frozen movie
*I understand what a back hip circle and a backflip round off is
*I've re-watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles more times than I watched it myself when I was a kid.
6/27/2014 6:59:03 PM EDT
[#19]
You are in for it now.  Well, to be more accurate, you won't be in it much for a few years.
6/27/2014 7:02:42 PM EDT
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That's great!

Congrats anyway OP

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6/27/2014 7:09:11 PM EDT
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Congrats
6/27/2014 7:09:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Oh - I'd tape the birth too if I were you.
Wish I could show my wife what her snatch looked like when a 9 lb baby came smashing out.
(She was 130 lbs 5'7, so 9 lbs coming out of her crotch was alienish)
6/27/2014 7:10:10 PM EDT
[#23]
Your hand is going to get jealous.
6/27/2014 7:18:07 PM EDT
[#24]
You sure it's yours?
6/27/2014 7:19:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Olympus trembles at your power!

Congrats!
6/28/2014 4:54:25 AM EDT
[#26]
I'm alive
6/28/2014 5:08:07 AM EDT
[#27]
Congratulations
6/28/2014 5:13:42 AM EDT
[#28]
Classy

But, congrats.
6/28/2014 5:31:48 AM EDT
[#29]
Pics of seed recipient?
6/28/2014 5:43:01 AM EDT
[#30]
2012're gonna 2012


6/28/2014 5:52:12 AM EDT
[#31]
Not like a boss.

In delivery, just as the head crowns, say "Bet you wish you swallowed now!"

That's how a boss rolls.
6/28/2014 6:26:30 AM EDT
[#32]
Now if you had pulled out and were sitting in a chair across the room, THAT'S like a boss!
6/28/2014 6:36:45 AM EDT
[#33]
I cant fap to this
6/28/2014 6:46:24 AM EDT
[#34]
Just because you pulled out doesn't mean some swimmers didn't leak out beforehand.
6/28/2014 7:02:18 AM EDT
[#35]
lolol what the...