Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
6/27/2014 12:00:53 PM EDT
God dammit.  

My four year engineering degree is now void.


6/27/2014 12:02:20 PM EDT
[#1]
My condolences

6/27/2014 12:06:43 PM EDT
[#2]
I'd cut your losses.
6/27/2014 12:07:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Your shits all retarded
6/27/2014 12:07:18 PM EDT
[#4]
poor son of a bitch
6/27/2014 12:07:42 PM EDT
[#5]
Throw it away and buy a new one.
6/27/2014 12:09:24 PM EDT
[#6]


Just got rachet certified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1bRc4vkiBM


6/27/2014 12:15:05 PM EDT
[#7]
A video on how to use a ratchet strap.....I guess we have to google everything before we use things nowadays.
6/27/2014 12:21:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Duh, it is camouflaged.  Get the plain orange ones next time.  
6/27/2014 12:26:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Looks like my wife got a hold of it.





Garden hose, extension cord, rope, ratchet straps....tangled up mess when she's done with them.

 
6/27/2014 12:26:11 PM EDT
[#10]
dont take up bait caster fishing

6/27/2014 12:27:03 PM EDT
[#11]
My 6 year old laughs at you
6/27/2014 12:28:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote History
Quoted:
My 6 year old laughs at you
View Quote


+1  However, it's my 8 year old boy.
6/27/2014 12:28:37 PM EDT
[#13]
camo?  throw that fucker out
6/27/2014 1:36:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Damn, you backlashed a ratchet strap
6/27/2014 1:38:56 PM EDT
[#15]
Put the hook on something sturdy and pull on the end sticking out until the whole thing tightens up.
6/27/2014 1:46:15 PM EDT
[#16]
That's disposable.  Get another one out of the gear box.
6/27/2014 1:50:06 PM EDT
[#17]
WTF ?, , it appears OP was attempting to use it as a baitcaster.
6/27/2014 2:11:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Were you taking any drugs at the time that had a warning label that said....May cause backlash?
6/27/2014 2:15:08 PM EDT
[#19]
You get what you pay for.
6/27/2014 2:16:17 PM EDT
[#20]
Bring it on by, I'll fix that right up for ya.
6/27/2014 2:31:09 PM EDT
[#21]
Guess you're going back to the returns lane at walmart.
6/27/2014 2:36:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Open the ratchet up completely (flat) and pull out the slack.

6/27/2014 2:36:31 PM EDT
[#23]
I spent a good portion of my life using those things, and you wouldn't be surprised how bad people can fuck up such a simple device. It's easier than tying your shoe laces.
6/27/2014 2:38:33 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote History
Quoted:
Open the ratchet up completely (flat) and pull out the slack.

View Quote



1hr of pulling/unraveling from inside loop.  
6/27/2014 2:39:12 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote History
Quoted:
Damn, you backlashed a ratchet strap
View Quote


6/27/2014 2:50:28 PM EDT
[#26]
Sign up for the AF, and go to Loadmaster school. You will be a ratchet-strap pro in no time.
6/27/2014 2:51:17 PM EDT
[#27]
how in the blue fuck did that happen?
6/27/2014 3:03:37 PM EDT
[#28]
This doesn't bode well for your man card
6/27/2014 3:05:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote History
Quoted:
how in the blue fuck did that happen?
View Quote


Strapped through the wrong hole.
6/27/2014 3:53:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote History
Quoted:
Your shits all retarded
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Your shits all retarded


I'm going with this.
HTF did you manage to get the tail on the inside of the coil?!?

Quoted:
Quoted:
how in the blue fuck did that happen?


Strapped through the wrong hole.


Hmm, might want to let the wife . . . drive . . . tonight.
6/27/2014 3:57:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
God dammit.  

My four year engineering degree is now void.


http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a538/Gutter1000/rch_zpsf19e90f0.png
View Quote


College boy....  Even the knuckle draggers in Ordnance know how to make those work!  
6/27/2014 4:10:38 PM EDT
[#32]
I feel for you, op.  looks like mine when my brother is done using them.
6/27/2014 5:37:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote History


When I lived in Louisiana the Cajuns had a name for that.
6/27/2014 5:40:49 PM EDT
[#34]
Engineer, huh?
6/27/2014 5:44:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Looks salvageable to me.
6/27/2014 5:45:11 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
God dammit.  

My four year engineering degree is now void.


http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a538/Gutter1000/rch_zpsf19e90f0.png
View Quote


Most likely because it's SIMPLE to operate
you need to REengineer it so there are 6-10 times more moving parts , 3-5 more hooks, and the nylon strap is 17th the strength it is now, and 3.81' long.