Quoted:
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

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Two where you should, one where you could.

Quoted:
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

Quoted:
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

Quoted:
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

Quoted:
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Guess  what kinda ice cream we have in the freezer?

Winner, OP.

Quoted:
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hanus, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the... other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where you should, one where you could.

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