Posted: 6/16/2014 8:40:31 PM EDT
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So here in So Cal it is not possible to have a kid's b-day party without a piñata to beat into submision. Every one has a piñata. Ethnicity and culture be damned. It ain't a party unless there's something bright and candy filled hanging from a tree being chased by a blind folded child. Nothing says birthday like minor head trauma.
So Cinco de Drinko, I mean Mayo is now nation wide for no good reason but how about piñatas? Are little Alabamians beating candy out of colorful things in trees? How about baby Yankees? How far has the madness spread? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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My supervisor spent a week in the hospital over one. Walking along the back porch roof drunk as hell.
Swinging that thing around and stepped off the roof. I think the kid got him with the bat on the way down. 
It's even dangerous for Messicans. They need a warning label on those.  
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