[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Application for neckbearding

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:09:34 PM EDT

Submitting application below to join the neckbeard army. You think it will be approved or denied?

Experience-
-beans
-HK
-9mm
-Carpentry and yard work
-change oil on multiple vehicles
-torque wrenches
-ARFcom thread tools and animations
-BF>COD

Qualifications
-5.56/.223 only
-mustache during winter (no beard)
-tough
-hard worker
-great memory

Hobbies:
-hiking
-spraying everything with Hoppe's
-grilling burgers
-Stratego board game

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:11:07 PM EDT

[#1]

Looks like you are applying for the US Postal Service....

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:27:22 PM EDT

[#2]

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Submitting application below to join the neckbeard army. You think it will be approved or denied?

Experience-

-beans

-HK

-9mm

-Carpentry and yard work

-change oil on multiple vehicles

-torque wrenches

-ARFcom thread tools and animations

-BF>COD

Qualifications

-5.56/.223 only

-mustache during winter (no beard)

-tough

-hard worker

-great memory

Hobbies:

-hiking

-spraying everything with Hoppe's

-grilling burgers

-Stratego board game

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Instant red flag.

Denied.

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:32:43 PM EDT

[#3]

HK puts you out.

Denied

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:37:21 PM EDT

[#4]

Dude, you have the ability to put some semblance of thought into a thread idea. THEN, give a reasonable argument about a topic. THEN add a poll before any true ARFCOM Neckbeard says "IBTP" like some attention whore 2nd grader.

Denied.

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:47:51 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm not seeing anything about hording 22LR

Posted: 6/14/2014 6:51:45 PM EDT

[#6]

Not a chance.

Posted: 6/14/2014 7:04:26 PM EDT

[#7]

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Quoted:
HK puts you out - too fancy

Denied

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Hold up there Suzy. If his HK has a Hogue Handall sleeve on the grip, he may still be eligible.

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