[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I hate DUI checkpoints. (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 6/13/2014 11:12:14 PM EDT
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me.
By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed. 
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves. 
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) 
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me. By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed.
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves.
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... |
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be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... Quoted:
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me. By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed.
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves.
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol 
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I find it extremely annoying when I'm asked where I am coming from and where I am going. What business of theirs is it? I don't like it but usually checkpoints around here are done by the NCSHP, and they are VERY polite and professional. This was a local pd.
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Who's got time for search warrant affidavits. 
http://media3.giphy.com/media/6DSX4cSzgBweA/giphy.gif Quoted:
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Happy birthday! Your birthday present from the state was another nail in the coffin for the 4th amendment. Who's got time for search warrant affidavits.
http://media3.giphy.com/media/6DSX4cSzgBweA/giphy.gif I suppose it be against the COC to post a gif of a monkey fucking a football ?
I dig the fact OR doesn't allow DUI checkpoints. |
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I suppose it be against the COC to post a gif of a monkey fucking a football ?
I dig the fact OR doesn't allow DUI checkpoints. Quoted:
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Happy birthday! Your birthday present from the state was another nail in the coffin for the 4th amendment. Who's got time for search warrant affidavits.
http://media3.giphy.com/media/6DSX4cSzgBweA/giphy.gif I suppose it be against the COC to post a gif of a monkey fucking a football ?
I dig the fact OR doesn't allow DUI checkpoints. I dig it anytime I don't get pulled over.
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I suppose it be against the COC to post a gif of a monkey fucking a football ?
I dig the fact OR doesn't allow DUI checkpoints. Quoted:
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Happy birthday! Your birthday present from the state was another nail in the coffin for the 4th amendment. Who's got time for search warrant affidavits.
http://media3.giphy.com/media/6DSX4cSzgBweA/giphy.gif I suppose it be against the COC to post a gif of a monkey fucking a football ?
I dig the fact OR doesn't allow DUI checkpoints. Depends how much of penis is visible.... There are avatars of dogs humping a leg.
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"I'm coming from your house where I just fucked your wife. I'm on my way to fuck your greasy momma. Any more questions?" I don't see this working the way you think it will. Police report will mention you reaching for a weapon prior to get tased or asped or pepper sprayed or all of above. |
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How quick can we acquire a monkey, football, monkey porn and a video camera? Quoted:
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I can't find a gif. How quick can we acquire a monkey, football, monkey porn and a video camera? I'm sure ASU sorority row could accomplish this rather quickly. |
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I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me. By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed.
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves.
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol
Edit: I can't spell seriously? For realsies? Fuck yo couch..... 
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I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me. By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed.
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves.
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol
Edit: I can't spell I don't drink and drive, period. |
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seriously? For realsies? Fuck yo couch.....
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me. By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed.
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves.
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol
Edit: I can't spell seriously? For realsies? Fuck yo couch.....
It's Friday. Haha I said involving.... Never ingested.
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I don't drink and drive, period. Quoted:
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I was heading to my gf's apartment after spending the evening(5pm-1:30am) helping a friend fix his car because he was having some trouble and didn't have the money to pay a mechanic. I get off the interstate and about a mile down the road there is a huge DUI checkpoint at a 4-lane by 4-lane intersection, so I pull up and greet the officer and I have my license in my hand. He takes the license and looks at the tag and returns to my window and asks "where are you coming from tonight", I reply, "I was helping a friend fix his car". He looks at my license again and says "I'm going to ask you again, where are you coming from", I reply the same thing. He then asks if the license has my current address, I tell him it does and he walks away and returns with another officer. He asks me "where is this address" and I told him 3 times where it was and he keeps asking me. By this point I am completely confused why these two officers want to know where this address is because it is only about 2-miles away. I'm trying to cooperate and the officers just keep quizing me, sounding more and more annoyed.
It turns out, they thought I was lying because I was headed away from the address but they never asked me where I was going or explained themselves.
(If that didn't make sense, I don't really care, it's my b-day and I'm drinking) be glad! they just protected and served THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and everyone else in your community.... I'm sorry for your both of your recent issues involving something to do with alcohol
Edit: I can't spell I don't drink and drive, period. I don't joke around with drinking and driving had a really good friends dad killed by an idiot who DUI'd.... Fucking pisses me off actually. |
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"I'm going to Disneyland you stupid motherfucker. What business is it of yours?" Where you coming from, boy? "The titty bar, sir." "A quick cash grab at the Stop & Rob?" "Sandia National Laboratories, but don't tell the guys chasing me." "Far East National Bank, officer."
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You guys are doing it wrong.
When I leave the bar I turn on the waze app on my phone so I know where the dui checkpoints are. Sometimes I get really close to one on purpose just to make a legal u turn and drive away... laughing and happy. The cross street I live near has one almost every single month. |
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You guys are doing it wrong. When I leave the bar I turn on the waze app on my phone so I know where the dui checkpoints are. Sometimes I get really close to one on purpose just to make a legal u turn and drive away... laughing and happy. The cross street I live near has one almost every single month. I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. |
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I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. Quoted:
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You guys are doing it wrong. When I leave the bar I turn on the waze app on my phone so I know where the dui checkpoints are. Sometimes I get really close to one on purpose just to make a legal u turn and drive away... laughing and happy. The cross street I live near has one almost every single month. I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. I don't drink and drive, but I also don't need someone to -make me wait 15 minutes in a traffic jam I can't u-turn out of, because they'll send a car after me -interrogate me about where I am going like I was trying to run from East Berlin -shine that fucking flashlight in my face |
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I don't drink and drive, but I also don't need someone to -make me wait 15 minutes in a traffic jam I can't u-turn out of, because they'll send a car after me -interrogate me about where I am going like I was trying to run from East Berlin -shine that fucking flashlight in my face Quoted:
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You guys are doing it wrong. When I leave the bar I turn on the waze app on my phone so I know where the dui checkpoints are. Sometimes I get really close to one on purpose just to make a legal u turn and drive away... laughing and happy. The cross street I live near has one almost every single month. I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. I don't drink and drive, but I also don't need someone to -make me wait 15 minutes in a traffic jam I can't u-turn out of, because they'll send a car after me -interrogate me about where I am going like I was trying to run from East Berlin -shine that fucking flashlight in my face Exactly, these guys could drive less than 5 miles and police a gang infested shithole, but they spend their time questioning me. |
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Got you beat. I had a thread on here a while back about a cop bitching me out for turning ON MY ROAD just before their checkpoint.
I had three officers run up screaming for me to kill the engine. When I did, I handed them my license. They started demanding to know why I was trying to avoid their roadblock. I tried to speak, but couldn't get a word out. Finally, after working all day with HS kids, and working a football game that night, my nerves gave way. I butted in and said "Officer... would you kindly look at the fucking green sign to your right, and then look at the address on my damned license???? I saw a glazed over look as he looked at the sign and my address about three times. He gave me my license back, and said... well, I hope you now know what to do if you come to a roadblock in the future. That did it for me. I looked at him and said.... "No... I don't really think I do. In fact, I am not sure if you do, either. Why don't you tell me... should I go through the roadblock, then make a U-Turn on the highway, come back through it, and THEN turn onto my road? Or should I simply turn on my road because I get to it? I'd really like to know what your instructions are." The [explicative removed] responded with "Have a nice night." Sadly, these were not local cops... this was MS Highway Patrol, Troop J. ETA: Found my thread: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1366885_Not_cop_bashing__but_WTF_sobriety_checkpoint_last_night___Question_for_LEOs_with_MSPAINT.html |
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Ok. That's a pretty solid contender. 
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Exactly, how dare you not cooperate. Remember, they are from the government, and they are there to help.  Quoted:
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They were trying to serve and protect you and you were not cooperating  Exactly, how dare you not cooperate. Remember, they are from the government, and they are there to help.
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I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. Quoted:
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You guys are doing it wrong. When I leave the bar I turn on the waze app on my phone so I know where the dui checkpoints are. Sometimes I get really close to one on purpose just to make a legal u turn and drive away... laughing and happy. The cross street I live near has one almost every single month. I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. lulz...i bet you support universal background checks since you have nothing to hide, too. give them an inch and they take a mile...
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Got you beat. I had a thread on here a while back about a cop bitching me out for turning ON MY ROAD just before their checkpoint. I had three officers run up screaming for me to kill the engine. When I did, I handed them my license. They started demanding to know why I was trying to avoid their roadblock. I tried to speak, but couldn't get a word out. Finally, after working all day with HS kids, and working a football game that night, my nerves gave way. I butted in and said "Officer... would you kindly look at the fucking green sign to your right, and then look at the address on my damned license???? I saw a glazed over look as he looked at the sign and my address about three times. He gave me my license back, and said... well, I hope you now know what to do if you come to a roadblock in the future. That did it for me. I looked at him and said.... "No... I don't really think I do. In fact, I am not sure if you do, either. Why don't you tell me... should I go through the roadblock, then make a U-Turn on the highway, come back through it, and THEN turn onto my road? Or should I simply turn on my road because I get to it? I'd really like to know what your instructions are." The [explicative removed] responded with "Have a nice night." Sadly, these were not local cops... this was MS Highway Patrol, Troop J. ETA: Found my thread: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1366885_Not_cop_bashing__but_WTF_sobriety_checkpoint_last_night___Question_for_LEOs_with_MSPAINT.html I'd love to know what woulda happened if you just ignored them and pulled into your garage. And just went into your house. |
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lulz...i bet you support universal background checks since you have nothing to hide, too. give them an inch and they take a mile... Quoted:
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You guys are doing it wrong. When I leave the bar I turn on the waze app on my phone so I know where the dui checkpoints are. Sometimes I get really close to one on purpose just to make a legal u turn and drive away... laughing and happy. The cross street I live near has one almost every single month. I don't drink and drive, I don't need to avoid the checkpoints. I stop because I obey the law and I have nothing to hide. If I wanted to out run the police, I could any time I wanted to. lulz...i bet you support universal background checks since you have nothing to hide, too. give them an inch and they take a mile... I should be quiet before I get a pui.
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I dig it anytime I don't get pulled over.
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Happy birthday! Your birthday present from the state was another nail in the coffin for the 4th amendment. Who's got time for search warrant affidavits.
http://media3.giphy.com/media/6DSX4cSzgBweA/giphy.gif I suppose it be against the COC to post a gif of a monkey fucking a football ?
I dig the fact OR doesn't allow DUI checkpoints. I dig it anytime I don't get pulled over.
http://www.fftwelve.com/football/league9017/images/monkeyball..jpg HEY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Did your dog survive ? My dogs are ok. I've never had an Leo interaction like this though, no matter how many times I answered the question they kept asking over and over. "Where is this address?" , I kept telling them "it's 2 miles back down this road on the right". Every time I told them where it was, they got more annoyed. The whole experience was really bizarre. |
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My dogs are ok. I've never had an Leo interaction like this though, no matter how many times I answered the question they kept asking over and over. The whole experience was really bizarre. Quoted:
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Did your dog survive ? My dogs are ok. I've never had an Leo interaction like this though, no matter how many times I answered the question they kept asking over and over. The whole experience was really bizarre. Most LEO are really bizzare these days. I honestly think there is more mental illness in that community than the public knows or realizes. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1634440_Deputy_stalking_harassing_my_wife.html too many bought into the "us versus them" mentality complete with blue line and 1* to stickers. Funny how you rarely see the military feeling the need to tell people how they have 1* of need a seperate "line" to stand behind in order to protect them |
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Most LEO are really bizzare these days. I honestly think there is more mental illness in that community than the public knows or realizes. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1634440_Deputy_stalking_harassing_my_wife.html too many bought into the "us versus them" mentality complete with blue line and 1* to stickers. Funny how you rarely see the military feeling the need to tell people how they have 1* of need a seperate "line" to stand behind in order to protect them Quoted:
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Did your dog survive ? My dogs are ok. I've never had an Leo interaction like this though, no matter how many times I answered the question they kept asking over and over. The whole experience was really bizarre. Most LEO are really bizzare these days. I honestly think there is more mental illness in that community than the public knows or realizes. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1634440_Deputy_stalking_harassing_my_wife.html too many bought into the "us versus them" mentality complete with blue line and 1* to stickers. Funny how you rarely see the military feeling the need to tell people how they have 1* of need a seperate "line" to stand behind in order to protect them The first 3-4 times I honestly thought they didn't know the street I was talking about, it slowly dawned on me what was going on. As I drove away I got more and more annoyed but what can I do except bitch on here. I'm sure as hell not going to file a complaint. |