Posted: 5/31/2014 1:41:03 PM EDT
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I have noticed a lot of Give-A-Fuck meters that either appear to be turned off or barely register any input.
This is concerning and I believe that we should attempt a group buy on a Give-A-Fuck meter calibrator. Maybe some of you need to replace the batteries or something? Perhaps you didn't realize that there is an on switch? As an engineer I think that we really should come up with some trouble-shooting steps to help those so afflicted. Overly complicated flow-charts appreciated. Also, is it pronounced "Give-a-fuck-ahm-it-ter" or "Give-a-fuck-OH-meter"? Edit: And IBTDBWTIFTPAGAFM. Free GAFM calibration to the first to crack that code. |
OK. Maybe I need to start...
Clearly this GaFM is trying to register a proper reading but has some sort of mechanical obstruction. Perhaps a some sticky substance is lodged in there somewhere. Or maybe, magnets? Edit: Oh shit, I may be the DB in my OP. But this is for educational purposes. |