[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ask a guy thread (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/18/2014 12:27:37 AM EDT
Was at a wedding of a good friend tonight. She is happy to be married and I am happy for her. One of our coworkers is so drunk she can't find her rental car let alone drive. So I told our other friend that she can crash in my room. Now she is snoring and I can't sleep...
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Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. Quoted:
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Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
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You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
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Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. |
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Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. Quoted:
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Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. You're projecting. I didn't say that you should do it. I only said that you shouldn't expect civility and moral questions in a "Ask a guy" thread at O'dark thirty talking about a drunk damsel in distress that you so chivalrously rescued. |
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Quoted: Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral! Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT.  |
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You're projecting. I didn't say that you should do it. I only said that you shouldn't expect civility and moral questions in a "Ask a guy" thread at O'dark thirty talking about a drunk damsel in distress that you so chivalrously rescued. Quoted:
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Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. You're projecting. I didn't say that you should do it. I only said that you shouldn't expect civility and moral questions in a "Ask a guy" thread at O'dark thirty talking about a drunk damsel in distress that you so chivalrously rescued. Fair enough |
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OK, let me see if I can save this thread. Since pics are out, here is what you need to do: Lay down in you underwear beside her, when you both "wake up" , pretend not to remember anything. Then, you can share awkward silences and moments at work for the next year. |
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Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. Quoted:
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Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. Troll |
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Quoted: This. OP's friend sounds like his unicorn. Why did she friend you? Quoted: Quoted: What the hell. I'm in for the train wreck. How many years ago did the bride put you in the friend zone? Do you secretly hate the groom? Is the girl on you bed at least cute? This. OP's friend sounds like his unicorn. Why did she friend you? |
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Get out of here with your facts and logic!!! Quoted:
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If this chick is a good friend from work, and the wedding was close enough to home that she is passed out in your bed... Why does she have a rental car? Shouldn't she have her own car? Get out of here with your facts and logic!!! YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT? WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT FACTS AND LOGIC. |
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YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT? WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT FACTS AND LOGIC. Quoted:
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If this chick is a good friend from work, and the wedding was close enough to home that she is passed out in your bed... Why does she have a rental car? Shouldn't she have her own car? Get out of here with your facts and logic!!! YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT? WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT FACTS AND LOGIC. Can they at least be perverted facts and logic? 
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Can they at least be perverted facts and logic?
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If this chick is a good friend from work, and the wedding was close enough to home that she is passed out in your bed... Why does she have a rental car? Shouldn't she have her own car? Get out of here with your facts and logic!!! YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT? WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT FACTS AND LOGIC. Can they at least be perverted facts and logic?
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This thread has me thinking about white knighting, has it ever gotten someone anywhere? http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21806297.jpg 
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This thread has me thinking about white knighting, has it ever gotten someone anywhere? http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21806297.jpg nailed it!!! |
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Wasn't one of the mods getting sick of these "Ask a ______ anything" threads? I wouldn't be upset if he stepped up the thread title edits to locks. How do you feels about my feels about this type of thread? Come on man. Obviously op has never had a real live woman in his bed before or he wouldn't have felt the need to start a thread bragging about it. Just wait until he actually has sex for the first time! |
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You get friend-zoned so fucking hard you'll buy condoms for her and her BF. Quoted:
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This thread has me thinking about white knighting, has it ever gotten someone anywhere? You get friend-zoned so fucking hard you'll buy condoms for her and her BF. I know a guy that happened to.. Called me all giddy this chick called him and asked him to come over late night and bring a box of condoms.. He thought it was the big night and got all sorts of excited. He got there and she opened the door and let him in half naked. Right about then she crushed his soul by saying "thanks for bring me condoms. I just met this guy and we got to drunk to drive so we took a cab and forgot to get condoms. I'm a little worried about him so can you just hang out and make sure he doesn't kill me or steal my stuff." Pretty sure he shamed himself into the ghay after that. |
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You're projecting. I didn't say that you should do it. I only said that you shouldn't expect civility and moral questions in a "Ask a guy" thread at O'dark thirty talking about a drunk damsel in distress that you so chivalrously rescued. Quoted:
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Post nudez. Of her. Um! No because she is a good work friend And because that is incredibly immoral. You post about a drunk chick passed out in your room in GD, and you expect moral!
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Stupid and funny shit I expect thus why I posted it. Violating someone in a criminal way is not the suggestions I anticipated. YOU CAN GETTHE FUCK WITH YOUR PERVERTED BULLSHIT. You're projecting. I didn't say that you should do it. I only said that you shouldn't expect civility and moral questions in a "Ask a guy" thread at O'dark thirty talking about a drunk damsel in distress that you so chivalrously rescued. Seriously...OP thinks that saving said damsel will work out for him. I predict "friend-zone" in 5, 4, 3, 2... |
