Brah, do you tier one? > General Discussion

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:38:33 PM EDT

I'd like to hear stories of epic Tier Oneness-es.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:42:17 PM EDT

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I once killed a bear with a loose leaf notebook.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:47:19 PM EDT

[#2]

I bang chicks while lying on the other side of the bed.

King size bed.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:47:20 PM EDT

[#3]

I just increased my post count.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:48:58 PM EDT

[#4]

This one time, at walmart, I cut in line at the checkout.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:50:11 PM EDT

[#5]

I wear a plate carrier to Applebees.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:50:28 PM EDT

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One time I emptied a fire extinguisher into an unlocked car.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:51:56 PM EDT

[#7]

I hurt someone's feelings once.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:52:35 PM EDT

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I wear a paper plate to Bea's Apples.

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:52:38 PM EDT

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I hurt someone's feelings once, nuf said

Posted: 5/16/2014 8:56:07 PM EDT

[#10]

An operator must utilize his battle space capabilities with maximum efficiency to be a force multiplier in asymmetric combat scenarios, thus neutralizing all terrestrial or extraterrestrial threats.

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:03:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/16/2014 9:05:02 PM EDT

[#12]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:10:53 PM EDT

[#13]

I stepped on a babnana peel and didn't die

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:18:44 PM EDT

[#14]

I went to the gym once this year, went swimming TWICE already this year (even went to the deep end) and finger banged my AR twice, once in the mountains even!

Booya brah!

Edit: and it's only May!

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:36:03 PM EDT

[#15]

This officially is the dumbest thread this year.

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:37:52 PM EDT

[#16]

I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows, how do you think people know his tears cure cancer?

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:40:43 PM EDT

[#17]

I was a tier 1, Marine Corps aviation ground support equipment technician. I once did a complete rebuild of a SATS loader at the squadron level. If you don't know what that is, you're obviously tier 2 or lower.

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:41:34 PM EDT

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Me too

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:41:49 PM EDT

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Fail... it doesn't say IN!

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:47:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Tier One Delta Recon SEAL Ranger Motorcycle Racer checking in!

Varrroooom!!!

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:50:44 PM EDT

[#21]

For nearly two years, the Test Post Forum was mine.

Posted: 5/16/2014 9:52:08 PM EDT

[#22]

I own a Colt.

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:04:22 PM EDT

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I own a Colt that works!

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:06:04 PM EDT

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I used to own a Colt, until I traded it for a Glock and cash.

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:22:04 PM EDT

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I just did it again.

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:25:20 PM EDT

[#26]

I've eaten so much pussy, I've sanded off my tastebuds. Tier fucking infinity bro.

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:27:18 PM EDT

[#27]

I held a Nemo arms .300 win mag AR today... That was pretty tier one....

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:32:58 PM EDT

[#28]

I neck bearded 3 bricks of 22lr

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:39:23 PM EDT

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ppsst.

I ignored the receipt checker and just walked out. That old lady learned how I roll, like a boss.

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:53:46 PM EDT

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I'm pooping now.
It is a Tier 1 Turd.

Posted: 5/16/2014 10:59:15 PM EDT

[#31]

Thanks guys I need this thread. LOL.

Posted: 5/16/2014 11:22:34 PM EDT

[#32]

I'm so tier 1, I speak phonetic alphabet in phonetic alphabet.

Posted: 5/16/2014 11:29:11 PM EDT

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It is a Tier 1 Turd.

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I'd like to hear stories of epic Tier Oneness-es.

I'm pooping now.
It is a Tier 1 Turd.

By definition, turds can only be tier II

Posted: 5/16/2014 11:32:46 PM EDT

[#34]

I own a Magpul Art of the tactical carbine DVD.

Posted: 5/16/2014 11:53:56 PM EDT

[#35]

I shit in my best blue jeans today.

Posted: 5/16/2014 11:56:49 PM EDT

[#36]

I'm so tier one that I double dip at the Golden Corral chocolate fountain without anyone noticing.

Posted: 5/17/2014 12:25:11 AM EDT

[#37]

I had one of those pellet guns that shot darts as a kid. A horse fly got in the house and I shot it from across the room and stuck it to the wall. That is about as tier one as I have ever gotten.

Posted: 5/17/2014 12:44:23 AM EDT

[#38]

What's a tier, and why is there only one?

Posted: 5/17/2014 12:45:29 AM EDT

[#39]

I once came across a goat....

Posted: 5/17/2014 12:49:51 AM EDT

[#40]

I open my lean cuisine with a Benchmade Infidel.

Posted: 5/17/2014 12:50:54 AM EDT

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What a trip, I work with that guy!

Posted: 5/17/2014 12:59:45 AM EDT

[#42]

Chuck Norris calls me for advice.

Posted: 5/17/2014 1:04:42 AM EDT

[#43]

I watch Zero Dark Thirty on mute with a blindfold on.

I still know what happens.

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:05:31 AM EDT

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An operator must utilize his battle space capabilities with maximum efficiency to be a force multiplier in asymmetric combat scenarios, thus neutralizing all terrestrial or extraterrestrial threats.

Good stuff.

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I own a Colt.

I own a Colt that works!

Very well. My Colt is a commercial model with the wrong barrel profile and lacks the chrome lining or proper markings. FAIL.

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I held a Nemo arms .300 win mag AR today... That was pretty tier one....

Tier one is clearing rooms with it. You're on the right track.

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:06:15 AM EDT

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What's a tier, and why is there only one?

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What's a tier, and why is there only one?

These guys will teach you. Ye have much to learn.

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I own a Magpul Art of the tactical carbine DVD.

Pshaw. I learn from only the best.

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:07:09 AM EDT

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By definition, turds can only be tier II

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I'd like to hear stories of epic Tier Oneness-es.

I'm pooping now.
It is a Tier 1 Turd.

By definition, turds can only be tier II

I believe a bloody turd may in fact be tier one.

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I'm so tier 1, I speak phonetic alphabet in phonetic alphabet.

Awesome...

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:08:03 AM EDT

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I'm so tier one my Colt is my shittiest rifle

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:10:19 AM EDT

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Platform?

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:12:47 AM EDT

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Deeeeeeh

Posted: 5/17/2014 5:15:29 AM EDT

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I'm so tier one my Colt is my shittiest rifle

I am so tier I don't even own a colt.

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