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4/27/2014 1:07:21 PM EDT
Why do my dogs freak out when I lay down on the floor?  When I lay down on the couch, no prob, they jump up and lay down next to me.  When I'm in bed, no prob, they jump up and curl up behind my legs.  

But, lay on the floor?  They go fucking berserk, barking, running around, licking my face, pawing at my face, jumping over me, jumping ON me, everything but laying with cats.  It's like "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" "WTF???!!!" "IS HE DEAD?" "SHOULD WE GET HELP?" "SHOULD WE EAT HIM???" "AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!"

What's the reasoning behind this?
4/27/2014 1:08:07 PM EDT
[#1]
not sure why but mine does too. All the dogs we've ever had have always done that. Cracks me up
4/27/2014 1:08:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Mine do the same thing
4/27/2014 1:10:13 PM EDT
[#3]
My pugs don't act any different. They continue to sit on their asses.
4/27/2014 1:18:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Dominance. When you stand or sit, you are clearly the alpha. When you are at their level, you are prey. My dog will only respond to "Come here!" if I squat down. His pea brain then says, "oo! oo! target acquired!!" and he falls into the trap. If you're on the floor, their mushy brains are going wtf? You are now at their level, like any other member of the pack.



Source: Dog Whisperer, Uncle Matty, and originally from a professional trainer whose name I have regrettably forgotten.
4/27/2014 1:19:01 PM EDT
[#5]
You're the pack leader, they see you on the ground and think you're
hurt/dead. They're trying to wake you up. Be grateful, they got your back!!!
4/27/2014 1:25:01 PM EDT
[#6]
MIne go nuts too, your down on their level.
4/27/2014 1:27:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Cats on the other hand
4/27/2014 1:31:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Like a couple others have mentioned, it's a dominance thing. In the natural order of things, the pack leader occupies the high ground. By putting yourself at their level (or below, in the case of large dogs), you are at best sending very confusing mixed signals.
4/27/2014 1:42:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Same here
4/27/2014 1:49:22 PM EDT
[#10]
I used to do that with my dog...but not anymore.

Ever had a great dane step on your nuts???
4/27/2014 1:57:54 PM EDT
[#11]
never knew this, pretty interesting. all of my dogs have always done this
4/27/2014 2:03:23 PM EDT
[#12]
You're invading their space.
4/27/2014 2:06:55 PM EDT
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This.

When I do it, I use my Cane Corso as a pillow and watch T.V. Although, she has no dominance issues as she rolls over at my feet waiting for attention. AWESOME dog.
4/27/2014 2:31:49 PM EDT
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This.

When I do it, I use my Cane Corso as a pillow and watch T.V. Although, she has no dominance issues as she rolls over at my feet waiting for attention. AWESOME dog.
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Like a couple others have mentioned, it's a dominance thing. In the natural order of things, the pack leader occupies the high ground. By putting yourself at their level (or below, in the case of large dogs), you are at best sending very confusing mixed signals.



This.

When I do it, I use my Cane Corso as a pillow and watch T.V. Although, she has no dominance issues as she rolls over at my feet waiting for attention. AWESOME dog.

Yup. My Dobe is just fine as long as someone is laying on top of her. If not, she's pacing and whining and nudging the person on the ground, or trying to burrow her way underneath them.
4/27/2014 2:43:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Try doing sit-ups around them.
4/27/2014 2:46:15 PM EDT
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4/27/2014 2:49:30 PM EDT
[#17]
The Dobe will act concerned for a few minutes, then she will want to turn into 'Velcro Dog'. as in "I want to lay next to you".
4/27/2014 2:49:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Because your now at  "happy humping"  level....
4/27/2014 2:51:13 PM EDT
[#19]
My lab would do that.  Although, she hasn't the past couple of years.  Maybe when they get older, they finally figure out it's nothing to be concerned/spazzy about?
4/27/2014 2:51:25 PM EDT
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It's unpossible, same with push-ups
4/27/2014 3:01:14 PM EDT
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I used to do that with my dog...but not anymore.



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Some people pay good money for that sort of thing.



 
4/27/2014 3:03:20 PM EDT
[#22]
Thread is seriously lacking dag pics.
4/27/2014 3:03:55 PM EDT
[#23]

Ear cleaning time.
4/27/2014 3:21:18 PM EDT
[#24]
On their level and... PLAY TIME!!!!

4/27/2014 3:27:13 PM EDT
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4/27/2014 3:28:15 PM EDT
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I have a spiral stair case, and my Basset is unable to go down them with her long body and short legs. When ever I go down the stairs though, she rushes over and sticks her nose thru the railing right where my head is level with the floor. She gets all kinds of excited by being eye level with me. I scratch her ears for a bit and then she goes on about her business.
4/27/2014 3:37:19 PM EDT
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4/27/2014 3:38:56 PM EDT
[#28]
I just videotaped my dog's reaction to me lying on the ground.  Video uploading now.
4/27/2014 3:51:23 PM EDT
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4/27/2014 3:57:42 PM EDT
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It's unpossible, same with push-ups
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It's unpossible, same with push-ups


Or tying your bootlaces.