Posted: 4/19/2014 4:27:42 AM EDT
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Have the American Hero's Channel on for noise. There was just a commercial on for the "Rocky Mountain Survival Knife". It comes packed with all of your survival needs stored in the handle cavity. It even has an "NSA Proof Compass".
WTF is an NSA proof compass? 
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The knife was less than 15 bucks. I guess there is big money in fleecing fools.  Quoted:
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WTF is an NSA proof compass? Something designed to separate fools from money The knife was less than 15 bucks. I guess there is big money in fleecing fools. Well you know, according to some in GD, China........ahem I mean Harbor Freight makes good hand tools |
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"A compass that helps you find your way around and is NSA proof."
See "Advantages": http://tvstuffreviews.com/rocky-mountain-knife |
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"A compass that helps you find your way around and is NSA proof." See "Advantages": http://tvstuffreviews.com/rocky-mountain-knife this knife has a whistle? Is that NSA proof also? I must buy this |
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this knife has a whistle? Is that NSA proof also? I must buy this Quoted:
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"A compass that helps you find your way around and is NSA proof." See "Advantages": http://tvstuffreviews.com/rocky-mountain-knife this knife has a whistle? Is that NSA proof also? I must buy this They sold one but apparently the guy regrets the purchase. Check his review. 
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I've already made a million dollars selling NSA proof butt plugs. 60% of the time they work every time. I'm curious, did you put the shiny side of the tin foil facing in, or facing out ? I have two tin foiled butt plugs, one with the shiny side in, and one out, but I always worry . . . what if I'm wearing the wrong one on the day that I really need it. you know ? |
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I'm curious, did you put the shiny side of the tin foil facing in, or facing out ? I have two tin foiled butt plugs, one with the shiny side in, and one out, but I always worry . . . what if I'm wearing the wrong one on the day that I really need it. you know ? Quoted:
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I've already made a million dollars selling NSA proof butt plugs. 60% of the time they work every time. I'm curious, did you put the shiny side of the tin foil facing in, or facing out ? I have two tin foiled butt plugs, one with the shiny side in, and one out, but I always worry . . . what if I'm wearing the wrong one on the day that I really need it. you know ? Well, the matte side is non-sticky...not sure how that factors into usage though. |
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They sold one but apparently the guy regrets the purchase. Check his review. Quoted:
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"A compass that helps you find your way around and is NSA proof." See "Advantages": http://tvstuffreviews.com/rocky-mountain-knife this knife has a whistle? Is that NSA proof also? I must buy this They sold one but apparently the guy regrets the purchase. Check his review. his compass probably pointed south.... |
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How can you afford the copper? Quoted:
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Forget aluminum foil... I've almost completed my new invention...the Faraday Cage line of clothing...never be tracked again! I'm gonna get so rich I'll have to hire someone to carry my wallet for me 
How can you afford the copper? Umm...let's not go there. 
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this knife has a whistle? Is that NSA proof also? I must buy this Quoted:
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"A compass that helps you find your way around and is NSA proof." See "Advantages": http://tvstuffreviews.com/rocky-mountain-knife this knife has a whistle? Is that NSA proof also? I must buy this It's in case of bear rape. |
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Seeing as I'm adequately Aluminized for this thread, allow me to explain... The people (aka: sheeple) these days rely on electronic gadgets and gizmos such as: Garmin GPS, Casio Navigators, Android/iOS apps, sheeple even have in-dash GPS and (gasp!) OnStar! As such, the NSA can know where you are, and the direction your heading at any time. Only with a plastic compass in the pommel of your SURVIVAL KNIFE can you be secure. What price will you pay to preserve your PERSEC? GREAT QUESTION! $999? No! $99.99? No! $19.99? No! $9.99? YES!! Bareback Mountain Rambo Survival Knife baby! Look for it at your favorite gun show, wherever Beanie Babies and other assorted Chinese crap is sold. |
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Have the American Hero's Channel on for noise. There was just a commercial on for the "Rocky Mountain Survival Knife". It comes packed with all of your survival needs stored in the handle cavity. It even has an "NSA Proof Compass". WTF is an NSA proof compass? I saw that shit posted it on my FB feed. Fucking hilarious. Does this mean land nav fails can blame NSA now? |