Bad advice thread. > General Discussion

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:02:44 PM EDT

Have another beer before you go home.

Vote democrat.

Have three day old taco bell for breakfast before meeting a client.

Eat 17 packets of MRE cheese.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:03:35 PM EDT

[#1]

Click this thread.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:03:37 PM EDT

[#2]

Skunks need their feet on the ground to spray

You two should get married.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:04:07 PM EDT

[#3]

It's OK to stick it in crazy

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:04:19 PM EDT

[#4]

You can cook bacon naked if you want.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:05:35 PM EDT

[#5]

Buy high, sell low!

Nothing wrong with yellow snow, go ahead and eat it!

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:06:13 PM EDT

[#6]

If you want a day off from work/school, just call in a bomb threat.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Some bridges need more than burning, they need a napalm carpet on both sides.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:11 PM EDT

[#8]

You make great burgers. You should start a restaurant.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:33 PM EDT

[#9]

Ask that chubby coworker if she's pregnant...

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Go ahead and let that hooker leave when she's done, she won't tell anyone about your coke habit.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:49 PM EDT

[#11]

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You wanna come over?

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:59 PM EDT

[#12]

Use a credit card cash advance as a down payment for a car.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:08:59 PM EDT

[#13]

Get rent to own wheels & tires... pay by the week.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:09:29 PM EDT

[#14]

Why not get pugs. What's the worst that can happen? WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPENNNN!!!!

I kid. As much as my semi functioning quasi retarded pugs drive me nuts I still love 'em.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:09:49 PM EDT

[#15]

Reloading manuals are a joke....
Start at Max and work up from there....

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:10:46 PM EDT

[#16]

Attend FSU

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:11:24 PM EDT

[#17]

Just the tip

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:12:24 PM EDT

[#18]

Piss into the wind.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:13:02 PM EDT

[#19]

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Just to see how it feels.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:13:43 PM EDT

[#20]

Try chocolate wine, it's great.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:13:45 PM EDT

[#21]

When your girls asks if her jeans make her ass look fat, say "no babe, I think it's all the donuts that make your ass look fat"

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:14:28 PM EDT

[#22]

Nah, that electric fence ain't powered up, go ahead and piss on it!

Bad thing is, I actually told that to a friend years ago...and he did.

We still talk on occasion. He usually starts off calling me a lowlife a***ole.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:16:02 PM EDT

[#23]

Splash conception is a myth.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:16:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Get both

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:17:18 PM EDT

[#25]

Go ahead, bang your wife's friend

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:17:35 PM EDT

[#26]

Post cock pics.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:17:48 PM EDT

[#27]

Get a haircut in an airport.

Buy that expensive whatever from that dude in the bus station.

Shower with power tools.

Go bareback, she seems nice.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:17:57 PM EDT

[#28]

It's really okay to do what you want when she says "Just do whatever you want."

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:18:43 PM EDT

[#29]

Nothin' wrong with some hot pegging. Big Bertha is real gentle.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:19:12 PM EDT

[#30]

Just file down the firing pin.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:20:07 PM EDT

[#31]

Alpha Male Cop-"You know why I pulled you over??"

You-"Maybe I remind you of your ex-boyfriend?"

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:20:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Marry outside of your race...
It makes Thanksgiving and Christmas so much better and brings families closer together
Besides...it proves you are not Racist which is all important these days.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:20:38 PM EDT

[#33]

When your girlfriend asks you if she looks different, ask her if she grew a mustache.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:21:13 PM EDT

[#34]

Have sex. With a girl

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:21:42 PM EDT

[#35]

Pay attention to the ARFCOM parenting threads.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:23:49 PM EDT

[#36]

Buy both.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:24:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Invest in CD's.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:25:43 PM EDT

[#38]

Give up on life.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:28:16 PM EDT

[#39]

Why not attend a Libertarian Party meeting?

Touch that hot wire on a cattle fence with the barrel of your BB gun.

Ask out that attractive friend of the bride.

Hang a .22 mag rifle by the trigger guard on a tree branch and see if it will stay there.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:28:57 PM EDT

[#40]

Is this where we should listen to the mac filtering shit on every "my WiFi is hacked" thread?

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:29:24 PM EDT

[#41]

You can pull out in time.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:29:59 PM EDT

[#42]

just scrape the brown stuff off the top of the guacamole. It'll be fine!

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:30:48 PM EDT

[#43]

Just get the .22, there's always cheap ammo everywhere

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:31:10 PM EDT

[#44]

Let the used car dealer prepare your taxes this year

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:33:35 PM EDT

[#45]

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The other one is "everyone makes 9mm ammo, you should be able to find it no matter what".

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:34:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:36:42 PM EDT

[#47]

Kids, practice karate more. If you need to practice breaking boards, then try with your mother's coffee table. If you need to practice your sword fighting skills then use your father's putter.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:37:23 PM EDT

[#48]

Axe body spray works great on your balls.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:40:00 PM EDT

[#49]

The best way to establish a leadership role in the workplace is by demeaning your coworkers publicly using racial slurs and graphic sexual innuendo.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:47:04 PM EDT

[#50]

You don't need a condom if you pull out.

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