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4/12/2014 5:34:42 PM EDT
I see they have it on Netflix now. Was it any good or as shitty as the first one?

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4/12/2014 5:39:48 PM EDT
[#1]
It varies. It's totally stupid, but fun in some parts.
4/12/2014 5:40:20 PM EDT
[#2]
I liked the first one (I have horrible taste in movies) and I thought the second one blew major ass.  Total crap fest.  The chicks are hot, ninjas were cool, that is about it



Totally disjointed jumbled mess of a movie (imho)
4/12/2014 5:40:46 PM EDT
[#3]
It was decent.  Drink a beer before hand.  First one had an Eifel tower blow up which was awesome sauce.
4/12/2014 5:41:14 PM EDT
[#4]
I found it to be far worse than the first one.
4/12/2014 5:41:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Sux.
4/12/2014 5:41:36 PM EDT
[#6]
No Kung Foo grip.....
4/12/2014 5:42:26 PM EDT
[#7]
I liked the first one, couldn't make it through 20 mins of Retaliation...
4/12/2014 5:45:49 PM EDT
[#8]
They shoot hundreds of red and blue lasers, and only destroy inanimate objects. I also did not like the fact that they stop the movie in the middle to tell kids not to talk to strangers......
4/12/2014 5:46:19 PM EDT
[#9]
It was alright.  View of Adrianne palicki ' s thong clad ass is too brief.
4/12/2014 5:47:09 PM EDT
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It's not even worth watching as background noise.



 
4/12/2014 5:56:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Shitty shitty shitty crap-tastic movie.

CPT America 2 gave it a run for its money, but GI Joe 2 was fucking terrible.
4/12/2014 5:56:58 PM EDT
[#12]
Not enough Channing Tatum.
4/12/2014 5:57:36 PM EDT
[#13]
It's awful.
4/12/2014 5:58:32 PM EDT
[#14]
If you like escapist entertainment watch it.
4/12/2014 6:05:49 PM EDT
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This post nails it.
4/12/2014 6:07:08 PM EDT
[#16]
i didn't mind it..
4/12/2014 6:10:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Its fucking awesome.


4/12/2014 6:11:24 PM EDT
[#18]
If I were 12 I would have loved it. It was meh after a 6 pack.
5/28/2014 8:08:57 PM EDT
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This. watched it last night. What a horrible steaming pile of sh!t.
I thank the gods for torrent sites because I have seen some horrible movies that they should be paying me to watch.
5/29/2014 9:57:42 AM EDT
[#20]
Watch the GI Joe: Resolute cartoon from 2010 or so instead. It's actually pretty good.
5/29/2014 9:59:03 AM EDT
[#21]
It was quite a bit better than the first one.  The first one almost seemed like they went out of their was to make it a horrible movie.
5/29/2014 10:02:09 AM EDT
[#22]
Spoiler Alert!!!

The Rock was blind the whole time.
5/29/2014 10:05:20 AM EDT
[#23]
Was Lady Jane in it and what was she wearing?
5/29/2014 10:06:06 AM EDT
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Yes, BDU's
5/29/2014 10:09:10 AM EDT
[#25]
I thought it was horrible. Like someone else said, it felt very disjointed.  I mildly enjoyed the first one (those cyber suit things were cool) tho.
5/29/2014 10:11:38 AM EDT
[#26]
My 9 yr old & I liked it.

5/29/2014 10:11:43 AM EDT
[#27]
You must check out GIJOE Resoulte, it's a great miniseries . Having said that, retaliation I thought was far better than the first one.
5/29/2014 10:13:30 AM EDT
[#28]
The only thing I think I liked what how inadequate my living arrangement seemed after seeing Bruce Willis's house.
5/29/2014 10:15:59 AM EDT
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Yes Resoulte was awesome!  I can't understand why they didn't go that route with the move instead of going full retard.  I seriously think the first movie had someone involved who was very anti .mil and wanted to use the movie to make the military look like a joke.
5/29/2014 11:09:31 AM EDT
[#30]
I thought the first one was just as bad... but I liked Baroness. She was smokin hot.
I didn't like the Wayans guy and I can't stand Channing Tatum so between those two and the ridiculous robot suits... and even Dennis Quaid seemed out of place and wooden. Not that I've ever considered him to be much to begin with...

Both movies were garbage. The second one was just stupid for different reasons.
5/29/2014 5:17:30 PM EDT
[#31]
Dear COBRA ninjas, you're all suspended by ropes!  You don't have to fight him directly, which is suicide, just shorten your rope 10' before swinging down and cut his rope as he passes below!
5/29/2014 5:20:30 PM EDT
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Well...same thing applied to him and the chick.
5/29/2014 5:23:40 PM EDT
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This. watched it last night. What a horrible steaming pile of sh!t.
I thank the gods for torrent sites because I have seen some horrible movies that they should be paying me to watch.


How is it possible tp be worse than the first one? The first one was excreble, just awful.
5/29/2014 11:47:24 PM EDT
[#34]
It's possible.. and a reality. They both were horrible.
5/29/2014 11:52:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Terrible
5/30/2014 1:47:14 AM EDT
[#36]
Watch it after a 6 pack and it could be better.
5/30/2014 1:54:25 AM EDT
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Just get black out drunk so you don't have to remember watching such a shitty movie.
5/30/2014 2:03:17 AM EDT
[#38]
I thought Snake Eyes was X100% better, seemed more true to the cartoon.
5/30/2014 2:08:09 AM EDT
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yeah snake eyes looked way better in it, he was a joke in the first one (fucking lips on his mask....).  Even my brother's little kid was like "why does he have lips, that looks stupid" and he is 5



 
5/30/2014 2:40:51 AM EDT
[#40]
Temporarily lobotomize yourself and enjoy it


I thought it was fantastically entertaining

fuck channing tatum
5/30/2014 2:46:43 AM EDT
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I've only seen the first, and I can say for certain that would be a drastic improvement.
I grew up reading the comic which was a 100 times better than the cartoon and a couple more orders of magnitude better than the movie.

With all of the comics out there to draw stories from, why the movies are craptastic is beyond me.
5/30/2014 2:50:33 AM EDT
[#42]
snake eyes and firefly were cool. movie was retarded for the most part. why did all the satellites instantly blow up when the disarm button was pushed?
5/30/2014 2:51:36 AM EDT
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You should try being greedy and lazy it totally improves your lifestyle.
5/30/2014 2:51:43 AM EDT
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Why wouldn't they
5/30/2014 2:54:00 AM EDT
[#45]
Make sure to watch "This is the End" afterwards to see Channing Tatum in a better role.
5/30/2014 2:57:24 AM EDT
[#46]
The first one had some cool as shit submarines and other cool shit, the 2nd one was mediocre at best.
5/30/2014 5:11:28 AM EDT
[#47]
It's a simple formula really.  The hard core stories like appear in the comics sell(see avengers etc).  These fracking cartoonistic abominations are crap.  Reminds me of that really old 1966 Batman series that was so horrible.  

Let whoever is doing Avengers and Iron-man reboot GI Joe and it will rock!
5/30/2014 3:19:51 PM EDT
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Firefly was gay. How did a cool character like him get turned into a cast member from Sons of Guns. Lame.

Don't all satellites that aren't even carrying an explosive payload blow up? It made perfect sense to me. Typical ending for a movie that dragged out too long anyway. Why did they even have a DISARM button. His goal was pretty clear... he wanted to destroy all those cities. He had no intention of not doing it. Don't worry though... eventually those giant tungsten rods are going to fall to earth. Maybe not as designed but all the busted up shit from that kinetic bombardment platforms are going to re-enter Earth... have fun cleaning that mess up. Yo Joe!!!