Awesome, I set it as my homepage so when she comes to check her email tomorrow it will be the first thing to pop up.

Now THAT is funny as hell!  Go Dad!!!

[beer]

(And he's RIGHT too.)

So...the next time the beotch shows up to piss you off...do everything you can to annoy the liberal wench.  Warning:  You might want to sort of give your missus a heads up...by way of making sure she understands your side...before the enemy makes an appearance.

When my liberal sister-in-law visits from Kalifornistan, I always make a point to:
1.  Walk though the house with my most evil looking black rifle or nasty, anti-liberal Mossberg M590A slung over my shouder...just because.  A bit of ammo is nice too.
2.  Make sure she sees you when you holster your carry weapon before going out.  THAT always works well for me.  [:D]
3.  Thaw out a BIG juicy steak on the counter...even if you had steak last night...do it again!
4.  Tune in to every hunting & fishing outdoors show on TV.
5.  Leave your gun mags laying around...loaded.
6.  Call your friends on the phone and discuss socio-political issues with them, LOUDLY enough to be heard by your liberal guest.  THAT will annoy the hell out of her, since you are not really speaking TO her but bashing the hell out of her stupid socialist philosophy.  This is good for the wife/GF too, since you can plead innocence...you never really got into it with her stupid friend/relative...you minded your manners and didn't try to start trouble [;D]

Ive read bumper sticker's on cars "Meat is murder" "Hamburger stops a beating heart".
something has to be in the water.

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Chicken and pigs were covered, how about sheep?  More ammo to tell the liberal salad shooting vegans.  I learned this from a friend who raises sheep for wool.  He said that no matter what you raised sheep for, wool or meat, every spring the newborn rams will eventually be sent to the butcher.  Reason, if you keep them, utter chaos.  Those little wool clad F***s will not stop fighting among themselves or anything else they think is a challenge.  I have been told by another friend that they have been butted by a young ram, and it "F"ing hurts.  Send them all to the butcher, maintain order in the herd.  Keep one for breeding purposes.

So, now everyone knows where lambchops come from.

Bilster

If the wife will go along, when Miss veggy says something about not eating meat, you come back with a reply to the effect of, "Tis a shame Veggy, don't you get tired of plain old sex all the time.  Tell me just what you do to spice it up."  And if the wife will join in with something like, "God girl, you haven't lived until you've tasted and ingested all that delicious protein," you should have her on the defensive and have at least changed the subject.  

Watch her hesitation to speak, her body language, and how red her face gets and see if you can't take advantage of it to say, "Why you do eat meat don't you.  Your just prefer tube steak to porterhouse. Probably wouldn't want them circumcised either because of the pain involved. I could fix you up with some of my shooting buddies if you're in dire need of a big entree at the moment."

Might as well have some fun if you have to put up with her.

Ya can't fix stupid!

Forgot to say, you could take a yellow hilighter and mark all the various Bible passages for man to have dominion over the animals and eat meat.  notecards with shooting notes could be used to indicate the different pages. Then set the bible open on the coffee table.

Good stuff on that site, never seen it befor.

schapman43, I feel for ya man !