Posted: 3/25/2014 9:02:11 AM EDT
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I got invited to participate in a "Boot Camp" workout program. I thought it would be a good way to shed some unwanted man-fat, but I got to thinking...
The thought of someone yelling at me and telling me what to do just doesn't sit right with me. Nobody tells me what to do. Nobody. If one of those "Boot Camp" instructors got in my face and started yelling, I'd punch them in the face. 
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I got invited to participate in a "Boot Camp" workout program. I thought it would be a good way to shed some unwanted man-fat, but I got to thinking... The thought of someone yelling at me and telling me what to do just doesn't sit right with me. Nobody tells me what to do. Nobody. If one of those "Boot Camp" instructors got in my face and started yelling, I'd punch them in the face. https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1958484_1424967171085363_2126809603_n.jpg Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... |
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Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... Quoted:
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I got invited to participate in a "Boot Camp" workout program. I thought it would be a good way to shed some unwanted man-fat, but I got to thinking... The thought of someone yelling at me and telling me what to do just doesn't sit right with me. Nobody tells me what to do. Nobody. If one of those "Boot Camp" instructors got in my face and started yelling, I'd punch them in the face. https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1958484_1424967171085363_2126809603_n.jpg Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... 
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Quoted: Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. Quoted: Quoted: Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him.  |
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Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. Quoted:
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Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. Badass! |
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Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. Badass! To this day when I call his cellphone to check up on him, he drops the phone on the ground and goes to parade rest. |
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I got invited to participate in a "Boot Camp" workout program. I thought it would be a good way to shed some unwanted man-fat, but I got to thinking... The thought of someone yelling at me and telling me what to do just doesn't sit right with me. Nobody tells me what to do. Nobody. If one of those "Boot Camp" instructors got in my face and started yelling, I'd punch them in the face. https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1958484_1424967171085363_2126809603_n.jpg i'm not taking fitness direction from some fat bitch in marpat. |
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I'd have a really hard time being "motivated" by that tub of lard. Quoted:
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That fat ass "instructor" to the right is laughable. I'd have a really hard time being "motivated" by that tub of lard. What if she threatened to dump the contents of the adult diaper she has concealed under her woodland marpat maternity pants on you? It appears to be full. |
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I'd have a really hard time being "motivated" by that tub of lard. Quoted:
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That fat ass "instructor" to the right is laughable. I'd have a really hard time being "motivated" by that tub of lard. Look to the left and what do I see? Taco Supreme with some rice and beans! |
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Quoted: Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. Quoted: Quoted: Tank under your username says different. Unless you were AF and the stories are true... Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. |
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Did he smell like urine and shame afterwards? Quoted:
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Nope. My drill instructor tried to yell at me and tell me what to do once. I took him to the quarter deck and hazed the dog shit out of him. Urine and shame smells a lot like respect. |
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Quoted: If one of those "Boot Camp" instructors got in my face and started yelling, I'd punch them in the face . You think you are fucking tough? That female DI has seen things you wouldn't believe, she has earned her slot through hard work and pure talent. She would eat you for lunch and then eat your family for seconds. Don't even play like you could deal with her.
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The IRS pays taxes to me. They over paid last year and I gave them a refund. Quoted:
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When the government tells you to pay taxes do you do it? The IRS pays taxes to me. They over paid last year and I gave them a refund. 
I like you. You can come over and fuck my sister. 
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You think you are fucking tough? That female DI has seen things you wouldn't believe, she has earned her slot through hard work and pure talent. She would eat you for lunch and then eat your family for seconds. Don't even play like you could deal with her. Quoted:
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If one of those "Boot Camp" instructors got in my face and started yelling, I'd punch them in the face . You think you are fucking tough? That female DI has seen things you wouldn't believe, she has earned her slot through hard work and pure talent. She would eat you for lunch and then eat your family for seconds. Don't even play like you could deal with her. Are my MRE M&M's and lemon poppyseed pound cake for dessert? |
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You think you are fucking tough? That female DI has seen things you wouldn't believe, she has earned her slot through hard work and pure talent. She would eat you for lunch and then eat your family for seconds. Don't even play like you could deal with her. The real drill instructors that didn't die during my boot camp stand at parade rest when I talk to them. Which is impressive because they're in wheelchairs. |