Fiber One bars..... > General Discussion

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:44:04 AM EDT

are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:45:00 AM EDT

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are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

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My experience has been similar.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:45:39 AM EDT

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Works out those anal fissures.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:46:23 AM EDT

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happy pooping!

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:47:37 AM EDT

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Had one for lunch. Chocolate oat goodness right there.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:47:46 AM EDT

[#5]

Enjoy farting and shitting your pants.

BTDT

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:48:35 AM EDT

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They're called fart bars in my household.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:48:41 AM EDT

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I stopped eating the Fiber One cereal. No man should make that much crap.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:49:05 AM EDT

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Brought some hunting once. Once..

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:49:17 AM EDT

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9g is too much in one sitting with those bars. I prefer the Fiber One brownies (Cinnamon Coffee Cake is my favorite)

Those only have 5g of fiber, and the gas that hits you 5 hours later isn't nearly as bad.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:49:23 AM EDT

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Fiber supps are the biggest joke.

They WILL make you bloated, gassy, and constipated.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:49:26 AM EDT

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full scale orchestra after eating one of those... and I am the conductor.....

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:50:43 AM EDT

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I just avoided a major shart a few minutes ago......

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:51:35 AM EDT

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are the work of the Devil.

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Try 3 at one sitting

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:52:08 AM EDT

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I hear this from a lot of people but have never experienced anything similar

Eta I usually eat two every day.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:53:38 AM EDT

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are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

Try 3 at one sitting

I tried 2. That was enough

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:54:59 AM EDT

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I ate one on accident a few weeks ago, thinking it was just a regular old granola bar.

I will never make that mistake again.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:57:37 AM EDT

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The damn things are dangerous and cause volatile gaseous secretions.

Posted: 3/24/2014 9:58:02 AM EDT

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some arfcommer ate a entire box
that was a fun thread

my wife bought some fiber gummies
two of those a hour before bed is just cheap fun

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:02:29 AM EDT

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My ex-wife and I split a whole box of them one time to see if the fart stories were true. LOL, they're true, they're true.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:02:58 AM EDT

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my wife bought some fiber gummies
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Then you do know what a "Dutch Oven" is!!!!

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:04:23 AM EDT

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I had a fiber one bar followed later by beef summer sausage and crackers while out fly fishing in waders once. Never again! The fishing was great that though but bad fucking idea.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:04:52 AM EDT

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go eat an entire box...oh baby. That's fun....

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:08:25 AM EDT

[#23]

Bro, do you even metamucil?

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:08:27 AM EDT

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There's a reason horses fart in such huge volumes.

The Ol' Crew Chief

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:08:34 AM EDT

[#25]

LUCKY

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:12:32 AM EDT

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are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

Try 3 at one sitting

This one time at deer camp I ate three or four one morning. No shit I farted a big one at least one a minute for 8-9 hours straight. All the other guys there were like

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:13:37 AM EDT

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Colon Blow brand......

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:14:03 AM EDT

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This one time at deer camp I ate three or four one morning. No shit I farted a big one at least one a minute for 8-9 hours straight. All the other guys there were like

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are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

Try 3 at one sitting

This one time at deer camp I ate three or four one morning. No shit I farted a big one at least one a minute for 8-9 hours straight. All the other guys there were like

Oooh...I bet there was....

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:14:42 AM EDT

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No fucking way.

Right now, my gut is gurgling and making noises I have never heard before. Luckily, I am able to release pressure.

Usually caramelized onions do the worst to me, not now.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:15:03 AM EDT

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That's nothing. Eat two big heaping bowls of Kashi Go Lean and report back.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:16:03 AM EDT

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Hey OP wanna have some real fun? Go eat a large order of Burger King onion rings.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:16:19 AM EDT

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Poop thread

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:17:15 AM EDT

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poop thread?

ETA: ugh beat by just a minute, heh

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:18:40 AM EDT

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THIS!!!

IM tryin to eat better so for breakfast I have greek yogurt and bring a small bag of Go Lean to sprinkle on top. I have a Fiber bar for afternoon snack.

I usually just throw my underwear away at the end of each day at this point.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:21:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/24/2014 10:22:52 AM EDT

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I went on a pretty high fiber diet for a while. Your body adjusts after a while.

Would you rather fart a lot or get cancer? Farting can be fun. Cancer is never fun.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:26:51 AM EDT

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Would you rather fart a lot or get cancer? Farting can be fun. Cancer is never fun.

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Buzzkillington? Is that you?

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:28:09 AM EDT

[#38]

Try sugarfree candy

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:29:21 AM EDT

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Oof. The last time I ate one of those I was floating around the house like the Hindenburg.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:30:21 AM EDT

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I went on a pretty high fiber diet for a while. Your body adjusts after a while.

Would you rather fart a lot or get cancer? Farting can be fun. Cancer is never fun.

Buzzkillington? Is that you?

Yes.

But farting can still be fun.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:34:48 AM EDT

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are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

Try 3 at one sitting

What the holy fuck.....Dude they are called Fiber ONE Bars for a reason....

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:37:59 AM EDT

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That has been my experience as well.

This is a pretty funny site on the subject:
http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html
Some of the comments on there are hilarious.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:39:12 AM EDT

[#43]

I love me some FO Bars.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:40:37 AM EDT

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Why not just eat a bunch of broccoli?

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:40:46 AM EDT

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are the work of the Devil.

I have never produced this much gas as I am currently.....

Try 3 at one sitting

What the holy fuck.....Dude they are called Fiber ONE Bars for a reason....

I was hungry....

Then I was all crampy and farty....

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:43:12 AM EDT

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Because driving to work is a bit more difficult trying to eat broccoli.

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:43:44 AM EDT

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Why not just eat a bunch of broccoli?

Because driving to work is a bit more difficult trying to eat broccoli.

How so?

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:57:26 AM EDT

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How so?

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Why not just eat a bunch of broccoli?

Because driving to work is a bit more difficult trying to eat broccoli.

How so?

Broccoli for breakfast= Yuck

Posted: 3/24/2014 10:59:44 AM EDT

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Same here. Most farting I've ever done in my life.

Posted: 3/24/2014 11:02:54 AM EDT

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That stuff is terrible. If it's got whey, it's going to pretty well blow for taste.

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