[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Virginity lost (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/11/2014 4:17:27 AM EDT
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How many of you who answered that you punched your v card as minors have children now who are older than you were when you first did it?
How horrified does that make you? 
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I was 19 when I lost mine. I have a 15 year old girl and 17 year old boy. The boy, I don't worry about, he's been dating the same girl for five years, and I know he will treat her right, or she'll cut off his balls. My daughter.... lets just say I have to seriously work to avoid being over-protective due to all the 'guy friends' that she has. I believe hers is still intact, but only from the fact that we don't leave her alone with boys. |
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Parents get amnesia.
As soon as they have a kid, they CANNOT recall any underage sex. I have proven this theory to myself MANY times. My HS graduating class was approx. 100 students.(small rural public school). I can remember 3 pregnancies in middle school. (2) 8th grade girls and (1) 7th grader. Experimentation started in elementary school/ at birth. No one with kids recalls any of it. Even when confronted with names and specifics. |
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I was 19 when I lost mine. I have a 15 year old girl and 17 year old boy. The boy, I don't worry about, he's been dating the same girl for five years, and I know he will treat her right, or she'll cut off his balls. My daughter.... lets just say I have to seriously work to avoid being over-protective due to all the 'guy friends' that she has. I believe hers is still intact, but only from the fact that we don't leave her alone with boys. Girls who have a lot of guy friends are usually like that because they don't want to deal with all the drama girls nowadays bring about. As long as they are just friends I would not worry about it too much personally. Girls who have a lot of female friends would be more worrisome IMO. |
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I have a toddler, I hope she can hold out until 16.
We'll see I guess. I'm gonna do my best to keep her interested in working for me and sitting in the duck blind, hormones are a bastard though. What really scares me is people in my family are traditionally pretty high on the attractiveness scale. I have time though, I'm not gonna worry too much about it yet, we have to get this potty training thing down first. |
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I have a toddler, I hope she can hold out until 16. We'll see I guess. I'm gonna do my best to keep her interested in working for me and sitting in the duck blind, hormones are a bastard though. What really scares me is people in my family are traditionally pretty high on the attractiveness scale. I have time though, I'm not gonna worry too much about it yet, we have to get this potty training thing down first. Don't potty-train her. Problem solved.
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| In a month my oldest boy will turn 11. He just now admitted that he has a "girl" "friend". Not a "girlfriend", just a girl he likes to hang out with. He is only 3.5 yrs younger than I was when I turned my card in. I'm not real comfortable with that. Still seems like a little kid. |
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In a month my oldest boy will turn 11. He just now admitted that he has a "girl" "friend". Not a "girlfriend", just a girl he likes to hang out with. He is only 3.5 yrs younger than I was when I turned my card in. I'm not real comfortable with that. Still seems like a little kid. As I recall I liked girls around that age, but I wasn't sure why. After age 13 though shit got real and stuff got petted. Good luck buddy (sorry, I can pick on you because I have a daughter that is likely to give me gray too)
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2 sons in high school that have passed the age of my deflowering. 
The oldest is into school, national honor society, student council, track team, church mission trips and trying to figure out what college he wants to attend. He's had a few girlfriends but I am confident he has taken everything slow. The other one is into playing soccer and video games. He has just started to take an interest in how he looks, so I'm guessing he has decided that girls are not as icky as he used to think.
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YOU MEAN MY THIRTY AND FORTY YEAR OLD CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX? I'M SHOCKED! 
I raised two normal girls and I did not hide my head in the sand because I remember being a teen aged boy (something most fathers can't seem to do). I should have added an option for "I'm older than dirt".
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As I recall I liked girls around that age, but I wasn't sure why. After age 13 though shit got real and stuff got petted. Good luck buddy (sorry, I can pick on you because I have a daughter that is likely to give me gray too)Quoted:
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In a month my oldest boy will turn 11. He just now admitted that he has a "girl" "friend". Not a "girlfriend", just a girl he likes to hang out with. He is only 3.5 yrs younger than I was when I turned my card in. I'm not real comfortable with that. Still seems like a little kid. As I recall I liked girls around that age, but I wasn't sure why. After age 13 though shit got real and stuff got petted. Good luck buddy (sorry, I can pick on you because I have a daughter that is likely to give me gray too)I was catnip at 11.
I was invisible at 13. 
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How many of you who answered that you punched your v card as minors have children now who are older than you were when you first did it? How horrified does that make you? Not nearly as horrified as I'd be if my thirty year old married son and his wife weren't flailing away like a pair of demented mink. |
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, My parents tried that argument, mom was 19 and dad was 20, they were broke as shit for my entire childhood. I put off until we were almost 30, money is an issue with us, but not to the point of wondering where it is going to come from. |
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I have a toddler, I hope she can hold out until 16. We'll see I guess. I'm gonna do my best to keep her interested in working for me and sitting in the duck blind, hormones are a bastard though. What really scares me is people in my family are traditionally pretty high on the attractiveness scale. I have time though, I'm not gonna worry too much about it yet, we have to get this potty training thing down first. This 6 and 5 yo boys and a 3 yo girl. |
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Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Quoted:
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Uh-oh. 
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Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Quoted:
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Orly? |
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Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Quoted:
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... My friends brother came out to his parents and their response was something along the lines of "We thought that was probably the case" |
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Orly? I'm sad you won't be going to Cola Warrior. |
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Orly? I'm sad you won't be going to Cola Warrior. I know. It sucks. Hopefully things will be calmed down by next years. |
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Uh-oh. Remember to ensure the rifle is 'on safe' before pointing it at your foot. Cause I just kinda shot myself in the foot on that one.
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I'm sad you won't be going to Cola Warrior. I know. It sucks. Hopefully things will be calmed down by next years. But who's going to comfort me after the conex box has its way with me?
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Remember to ensure the rifle is 'on safe' before pointing it at your foot. Cause I just kinda shot myself in the foot on that one.
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Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Uh-oh. Remember to ensure the rifle is 'on safe' before pointing it at your foot. Cause I just kinda shot myself in the foot on that one.
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I'm sad you won't be going to Cola Warrior. I know. It sucks. Hopefully things will be calmed down by next years. But who's going to comfort me after the conex box has its way with me? You could be the first openly gay competitor at CW4. I'm sure we could come up with an award for that. I'm sure TrojanMan has some My Little Pony shit he could throw in. |
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My friends brother came out to his parents and their response was something along the lines of "We thought that was probably the case" Quoted:
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... My friends brother came out to his parents and their response was something along the lines of "We thought that was probably the case" I think most parents know long before the kid says anything. |
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You could be the first openly gay competitor at CW4. I'm sure we could come up with an award for that. I'm sure TrojanMan has some My Little Pony shit he could throw in. Quoted:
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I know. It sucks. Hopefully things will be calmed down by next years. But who's going to comfort me after the conex box has its way with me? You could be the first openly gay competitor at CW4. I'm sure we could come up with an award for that. I'm sure TrojanMan has some My Little Pony shit he could throw in. What about the closet ones? They should be included, too. 
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What about the closet ones? They should be included, too. Quoted:
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I know. It sucks. Hopefully things will be calmed down by next years. But who's going to comfort me after the conex box has its way with me? You could be the first openly gay competitor at CW4. I'm sure we could come up with an award for that. I'm sure TrojanMan has some My Little Pony shit he could throw in. What about the closet ones? They should be included, too. Aren't they kinda hard to identify? Lol! |
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I know. It sucks. Hopefully things will be calmed down by next years. But who's going to comfort me after the conex box has its way with me? You could be the first openly gay competitor at CW4. I'm sure we could come up with an award for that. I'm sure TrojanMan has some My Little Pony shit he could throw in. What about the closet ones? They should be included, too. Nope. You have to be brave enough to show up. Harsh, but fair. I doubt you'll find anyone that isn't sympathetic to the conex box's legitimate raping of it's challengers. |
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My dad for example, I am 25 and still have not done the deed. But I made a promise to myself and God to abstain until marriage, old fashioned I know but it's something that I believe in. How are you supposed to know if you paramour is any good at it though? |
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My dad for example, I am 25 and still have not done the deed. But I made a promise to myself and God to abstain until marriage, old fashioned I know but it's something that I believe in. How are you supposed to know if you paramour is any good at it though? After a quarter century dry spell, I'm guessing he'll enjoy just about anything. |
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My dad for example, I am 25 and still have not done the deed. But I made a promise to myself and God to abstain until marriage, old fashioned I know but it's something that I believe in. How are you supposed to know if you paramour is any good at it though? I guess I won't but I wouldn't rely on myself to be any good either, and honestly I wouldn't expect her to have waited until marriage. I may be a bit old fashioned but I live in the real world after all. And in truth I'll probably be happy for anyone willing to put up with me. |
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Remember to ensure the rifle is 'on safe' before pointing it at your foot. Cause I just kinda shot myself in the foot on that one. Quoted:
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To put things in reverse, my parents are now on me that my wife and I haven't had kids and we're older than they were when they had me, Shit, my folks are on to me about looking for a girl. I've got bad news for them... Uh-oh. Remember to ensure the rifle is 'on safe' before pointing it at your foot. Cause I just kinda shot myself in the foot on that one. Nah. It's fine. The thing with your parents has to be stressful though. I hope it works out OK for you. The "uh-oh" was really about a guy yesterday who said he was unaware that there were any openly gay members here. All I could think of when I read your post was him seeing it and saying to himself, "Damn, there's another one." Sorry, I'm a little punchy today for some reason.
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Nah. It's fine. The thing with your parents has to be stressful though. I hope it works out OK for you. The "uh-oh" was really about a guy yesterday who said he was unaware that there were any openly gay members here. All I could think of when I read your post was him seeing it and saying to himself, "Damn, there's another one." Sorry, I'm a little punchy today for some reason. I saw that thread. Although just to clarify, I should ve added that I choose to be single and not pursue a relationship. Now half of ARFCOM believes I'm openly gay.
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