Posted: 12/16/2002 1:07:57 AM EDT
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I finally got a good look at the door emblem on the Pink Suburbans parked in front of my building. Mary Kay meets the [i]Federales[/i]. And they are staked out, waiting for me. I have my BOB in my truck, but I don't think I'd make it that far. They are parked between the front door and my truck. I think I made a mistake, voting in that poll earlier. I didn't know it was going to get this bad. I just wrapped 550 cord around my tin foil hat, but I still can feel the rays penetrating. Maybe they will get tired of me and go away? |
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Have someone bring you one of those old aluminum saucer sleds.....you can use that to reflect their mind-control beams back towards them while you make a dash for your car. Alternatevly, a plastic saucer sled covered in tin-foil (don't forget, shiny side out) will work in a pinch. FOTBR |
| Dude, you're way too paranoid. Just go on about your normal routine. Paint your face with camo and throw some ammo belts around your neck. Tie on a black bandana and peek out your front window and make your eyes real big and yell "FUCKIN' CHARLIEEEE!" If that doesn't make 'em leave pull a Rambo on 'em. Believe me, you don't EVEN want any helicopters flying around there. Might make you have flashbacks or something. |
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OMG. Martha Stewart is out there too. She tried to tell me how I could decorate my tinfoil hat to make it look festive, and make my eyes stand out. Then she tried to offer me a recipe book for only $19.95. The rest of them shouted me back with cries of "evil gun nut!" and "why do you need an AK47 to go duck hunting?" I need reinforcements if I ever am going to break out of here! |
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Use your enemy's tactics to your advantage - Make some origami Santa Claus napkins and placemats and throw them out of the window. That'll keep the little yellow Martha Stewart bastards occupied long enough with the reverse engineering for you to get clear of the kill zone. |
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Quoted: Use your enemy's tactics to your advantage - Make some origami Santa Claus napkins and placemats and throw them out of the window. That'll keep the little yellow Martha Stewart bastards occupied long enough with the reverse engineering for you to get clear of the kill zone. Damn.....this man knows his stuff. Subvert? |