[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Terror Tractor (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/9/2014 5:39:13 AM EDT
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Dupe Police - Don't give a fuck. Blow me. |
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He's gonna fuck around and spill his beer.
One of the guys on a Tractor/Farm forum I frequent, posted another vid of the same loon talking about the build. The guy is just a regular Farmbilly Redneck that had some bits laying about and got a wild hair...like most medical insurance claims are inspired. The road gears on Euro market tractors make that sort of thing a lot more fun than bombing our stuff would be, but I can see where it might be fun winding up an older Agro or Agco Perkins for the pulls. |
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I just had a DayZ flashback. No fucking way would I drive that thing.  Going that fast down the road in something as awkwardly balanced as a tractor has to be absolutely terrifying, it is pretty cool though. I can't imagine the power it takes to make those tires that are designed to grab just about any terrain spin like that and tear up the dirt the way it does. |
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I posted that video about 2yrs ago on an antique tractor forum I frequent. Half of those old, square ass fuckers got butthurt, all pissy because he was doing donuts in a random field. Damn ruts will rat you out every time. Had the farm truck keys taken away several times in my youth for that.
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he's living the dream  That thing is awesome. It's like a giant "fuck you" to the health and safety brigade, the PC brigade, the Climate Brigade, the Countryside fluffy bunny and Badger protection brigade and anyone who doesn't like a massive redneck fest. I love it.
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Dupe Police - Don't give a fuck. Blow me. The terror of Yorkshire? |
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Dupe Police - Don't give a fuck. Blow me. The terror of Yorkshire? Hel of a thing to do to England's green and pleasant land
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Dupe Police - Don't give a fuck. Blow me. The terror of Yorkshire? Hel of a thing to do to England's green and pleasant land They stopped us killing things with dogs. Got to do something to keep us occupied. |
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He would plow the shot out of a field with that. And blow it up while shrieking "POWWWWAAAHHH!!!"
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Dupe Police - Don't give a fuck. Blow me. What is this? Behind the scenes footage from Fast & Furious 8: Old McDonald's drift?
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I posted that video about 2yrs ago on an antique tractor forum I frequent. Half of those old, square ass fuckers got butthurt, all pissy because he was doing donuts in a random field. As a farmer I just see an idjit tearing up a perfectly good pasture for no good reason. Farmland must be cheap where he lives (either that or it was someone else's land). Cool vid nonetheless, can't imagine moving that fast on a tractor, much less doing my damndest to try to roll it. It'd be a more impressive display of jackassery without the ROPS, though 
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the local IH dealer restored and modified an old 1066 and changed the gears out so the thing would go around 50mph. I saw them coming full bore into town one day and it looked like a hell of a ride with the way it was bouncing around. No shit. Road gear in our 5425 gets around 17mph and the Air ride seat can't keep up, so on our dirt roads, I eventually end up smacking my grape on the cab, or lifting throttle to break the rythm of the tires undulating. No way in hell are those tires filled. Centrifugal force would throw them off the rims.
Crazy bastard. |