Posted: 1/26/2014 11:12:51 AM EDT
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Whats your favorite pickup line to use incorrectly on somebody? For example... Instead of: Was your dad a baker, because you have some nice buns, and, Are you a beaver? Cuz dam It would be more like: was your dad a baker, because you have huge tits and are you a beaver, because I only fuck beavers Entertain me while I wait for my guns to heat up so I can froglube the hell out of them  |
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Whats your favorite pickup line to use incorrectly on somebody? For example... Instead of: Was your dad a baker, because you have some nice buns, and, Are you a beaver? Cuz dam It would be more like: was your dad a baker, because you have huge tits and are you a beaver, because I only fuck beavers Entertain me while I wait for my guns to heat up so I can froglube the hell out of them
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Really? I only have about a 20% success rate with her. Just kidding  I would never proposition an Illinios girl.Quoted:
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I usually just walk up to my fiancée and shake my junk in her face. Success rate is at about 31%. Really? I only have about a 20% success rate with her. Just kidding I would never proposition an Illinios girl.Probably a good idea bc she prefers dudes who have all there teeth.
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A buddy of mine were sitting in a bar once and started talking to a couple girls. We were feeling pretty good and were making some headway with them when he says, "so are y'all lesbians?" They look at each other and smiled. One of them kinda giggled and said "we've played around. What he meant to say is "we're lesbians too". Meaning that we like women. What he actually said was, "We're gay too".
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Probably a good idea bc she prefers dudes who have all there teeth.
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I usually just walk up to my fiancée and shake my junk in her face. Success rate is at about 31%. Really? I only have about a 20% success rate with her. Just kidding I would never proposition an Illinios girl.Probably a good idea bc she prefers dudes who have all there teeth.
I have all my teeth. They are currently soaking upstairs, though. |
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Did it hurt? What? When you fell from Heaven. Awww! 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face. Wanna go back to my place? No! That's cool. After I fuck you in the bathroom, I don't give a shit what you do. Actually those are just mean. |
