[ARCHIVED THREAD] - For the Emperor!!! (Page 1 of 9)
Posted: 1/25/2014 9:59:27 AM EDT
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<a href="http://s1022.photobucket.com/user/cruciantime/media/Hillary_Clinton_DOESNOTMATTER_zps7629a73b.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cruciantime/Hillary_Clinton_DOESNOTMATTER_zps7629a73b.jpg</a> "but my favorite one is THIS long" |
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Hilary: "So that's when I grabbed her butt-cheeks like this and went 'WHAAARBLEGARBLEHWAARGLLLEGAAAAWHAGARBLEWHARGLE'". |
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Quoted: Hilary: "So that's when I grabbed her butt-cheeks like this and went 'WHAAARBLEGARBLEHWAARGLLLEGAAAAWHAGARBLEWHARGLE'". Quoted: Hilary: "So that's when I grabbed her butt-cheeks like this and went 'WHAAARBLEGARBLEHWAARGLLLEGAAAAWHAGARBLEWHARGLE'". I laughed.
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can you link it up on Amazon, I plan on picking up a few to read this spring. Quoted:
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I'm on book 2 of the Heresy right now and I can't put it down. can you link it up on Amazon, I plan on picking up a few to read this spring. I have acquired around a 100gigs or so of Warhammer related material over the years, I just never started reading until I got a Nook
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For the greater good! http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/305/2/d/warhammer_40k__tau_empire_by_thomaswievegg-d6smzhq.jpg There's bound to be one of those Tau dogs on the battlefield 
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I love the Horus Heresy, Ciaphas Cain, and Iquistor Eisenhorn/Ravenor/Bequin series.
Some of the other stuff is kinda bad, but some of it is really good too. Mitchel, Abnett, and Grant are great- and on the other hand anything written by Scanlon would be better used as toilet tissue. |
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Very nice work. I never actually learned the game mechanics but painting the mini's themselves, and the vastness of the universe intrigued me. I painted for a while, I need to get back into it. |
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<a href="http://s1022.photobucket.com/user/cruciantime/media/Hillary_Clinton_DOESNOTMATTER_zps7629a73b.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cruciantime/Hillary_Clinton_DOESNOTMATTER_zps7629a73b.jpg</a> "but my favorite one is THIS long" 
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Quoted: Very nice work. I never actually learned the game mechanics but painting the mini's themselves, and the vastness of the universe intrigued me. I painted for a while, I need to get back into it. Thanks - back in the day when the game first came out, I painted and played for about 10 years. No doubt, its come a long way. Sold most of my original minis on Ebay...then...visited my niece and her boyfriend a couple months back. He started showing me his minis from the Infinity game he plays and thats all she wrote. Started reading up on the 6th edition, bought a few codex, paints, Space Wolves, Orks, stuff for scenery...crap, I'm back into it. Wife likes the Dark Eldar...I sleep with one eye open |
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This thread needs so much more Angry Marines.
Link is NSFW because of language. Angry Marines Of the many Space Marine Chapters that protect the good citizens of the Imperium none are as well respected, nor admired as the warriors of the Ultramarines. Such is the greatness of their deeds. Their stories are told on innumerable worlds, their reputation as the saviors of the Imperium of Man is both well deserved and proven, time and time again. Indeed, such is their martial prowess that even other Astartes can only but compare themselves forlornly inferior to those that hold Guilliman's geneseed.
This does, however, occasionally leads to friction amongst some of the more bellicose chapters of Astartes that still stubbornly refuse to yield to the wisdom of the blessed Codex Astartes. Such antagonism is best illustrated with an anecdote from an instance when the Ultramarines encountered an obscure and ill-recorded chapter whom records merely identify as the "[Angry??] Marines". The Angry Marines had apparently chased a Tyranid splinter fleet into Ultramarine space to which they brought absolute devastation. Impressed by their sheer ferocity the blessed Calgar offered an invitation to their Chapter Master, a man identified in the records only as Temperus Maximus. However, the invitation to meet their spiritual liege was responded to with the head of the slain hive tyrant -- on which was crudely scrawled an insulting cartoon of the Ultramarines defense of Macragge as well as depictions of male genitalia -- and the message, "STILL NOT AS GOOD AS THE HEAD YOUR MOM GAVE, YOU POMPOUS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARDS!!!!1!" Infuriated by such a blatant and insulting Snub, Calgar personally took it to on himself to demand an apology from the arrogant Temperus Maximus. He subsequently traveled to the offender's battlebarge's throne room in person. Unfortunately, he little expected the animalistic temperament that would greet his justified demand for obeisance, from the maniacal Temperus Maximus. The exchange between the two soon escalated into an argument, before coming to blows. The clash between the two occurred behind closed doors, with no clue exactly what words were exchanged. Yet when the doors opened again it was Calgar that was battered and bruised, with the sacred Gauntlets of Ultramar torn from his shoulders. Only the wise counsel of the Inquisition prevented him from declaring immediate war against his unruly brethren, a war that would no doubt have cost the Imperium greatly before the Ultramarines' inevitable victory. The story stands as a clear example of how refusal to follow the Codex only promotes discord and strife between erstwhile brothers. As to what occurred in the Angry Marine chambers, few can know, the only clue perhaps the jeering cry raised by the Angry Marines whenever they cross paths with the Ultramarines during campaigns. A nonsensical mantra of "STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF", repeated ad infinitum. What such a bizarre and crude chant could mean, a scholar can only guess at. Ultimately, it is telling of the less than exemplary mental nature of non-codex Astartes. |
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This thread needs so much more Angry Marines. Link is NSFW because of language. Angry Marines Quoted:
This thread needs so much more Angry Marines. Link is NSFW because of language. Angry Marines Of the many Space Marine Chapters that protect the good citizens of the Imperium none are as well respected, nor admired as the warriors of the Ultramarines. Such is the greatness of their deeds. Their stories are told on innumerable worlds, their reputation as the saviors of the Imperium of Man is both well deserved and proven, time and time again. Indeed, such is their martial prowess that even other Astartes can only but compare themselves forlornly inferior to those that hold Guilliman's geneseed.
This does, however, occasionally leads to friction amongst some of the more bellicose chapters of Astartes that still stubbornly refuse to yield to the wisdom of the blessed Codex Astartes. Such antagonism is best illustrated with an anecdote from an instance when the Ultramarines encountered an obscure and ill-recorded chapter whom records merely identify as the "[Angry??] Marines". The Angry Marines had apparently chased a Tyranid splinter fleet into Ultramarine space to which they brought absolute devastation. Impressed by their sheer ferocity the blessed Calgar offered an invitation to their Chapter Master, a man identified in the records only as Temperus Maximus. However, the invitation to meet their spiritual liege was responded to with the head of the slain hive tyrant -- on which was crudely scrawled an insulting cartoon of the Ultramarines defense of Macragge as well as depictions of male genitalia -- and the message, "STILL NOT AS GOOD AS THE HEAD YOUR MOM GAVE, YOU POMPOUS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARDS!!!!1!" Infuriated by such a blatant and insulting Snub, Calgar personally took it to on himself to demand an apology from the arrogant Temperus Maximus. He subsequently traveled to the offender's battlebarge's throne room in person. Unfortunately, he little expected the animalistic temperament that would greet his justified demand for obeisance, from the maniacal Temperus Maximus. The exchange between the two soon escalated into an argument, before coming to blows. The clash between the two occurred behind closed doors, with no clue exactly what words were exchanged. Yet when the doors opened again it was Calgar that was battered and bruised, with the sacred Gauntlets of Ultramar torn from his shoulders. Only the wise counsel of the Inquisition prevented him from declaring immediate war against his unruly brethren, a war that would no doubt have cost the Imperium greatly before the Ultramarines' inevitable victory. The story stands as a clear example of how refusal to follow the Codex only promotes discord and strife between erstwhile brothers. As to what occurred in the Angry Marine chambers, few can know, the only clue perhaps the jeering cry raised by the Angry Marines whenever they cross paths with the Ultramarines during campaigns. A nonsensical mantra of "STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF", repeated ad infinitum. What such a bizarre and crude chant could mean, a scholar can only guess at. Ultimately, it is telling of the less than exemplary mental nature of non-codex Astartes. a good friend of mine has an entire angry marines army one of his models (the profanity is intact on the actual model, just borrowing the image from a site he posted it to which requires censorship) 
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