Posted: 12/25/2013 3:14:48 AM EDT
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ok, so the elves build the toys, but where do the raw materials come from?
also, who pays for licensing fees for toys that have, say, NFL team logos on them and stuff? finally, what is the environmental impact of having a large manufacturing plant in the fragile arctic ecosystem? |
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finally, what is the environmental impact of having a large manufacturing plant in the fragile arctic ecosystem? We'll never know. Santa sends small women with pointy ears, little red dresses, and pointy black boots with briefcases full of cash to bribe the higher-ups at all the regulatory agencies. |
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Santa is satan. His name was just a typo. It's satan.
Red suit - check Glutton - check Gives free shit - check (FSA is satanic a la ARFCOM) Competes with Jesus - check Sneaks in your house at night - check He wants you to forget Jesus' birthday. That fat son of a bitch is the devil. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Christmas was adopted by the Christian church. It was a Scandinavian/Germanic holiday predating Jesus, Santa has nothing to do with Satan, he is a cross between a Germanic good elf and Saint Nicholas, an early church leader who was kind and giving to all. As for the B.rthday of Jesus, given the ties his parents had to the Esscenes, he would most likely have been born in the spring or early summer. December 25 is Saturnalia, the pagan holiday of the Roman Legions and a group that Constantine wanted to have on his side.
The early CHurch took many pagan holidays, renaming them as they knew the masses would not stop celibrationg them. Many Saints were also made from pagan gods and goddesses |
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Santa is satan. His name was just a typo. It's satan. Red suit - check Glutton - check Gives free shit - check (FSA is satanic a la ARFCOM) Competes with Jesus - check Sneaks in your house at night - check He wants you to forget Jesus' birthday. That fat son of a bitch is the devil. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Holy crap. That sounds legit. Today is a good day to pass that information to your kids. |
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Quoted: Holy crap. That sounds legit. Today is a good day to pass that information to your kids. Quoted: Quoted: Santa is satan. His name was just a typo. It's satan. Red suit - check Glutton - check Gives free shit - check (FSA is satanic a la ARFCOM) Competes with Jesus - check Sneaks in your house at night - check He wants you to forget Jesus' birthday. That fat son of a bitch is the devil. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Holy crap. That sounds legit. Today is a good day to pass that information to your kids. "Kids. No presents. The lord will strike us down if we indulge".
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