Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - S has HTF (Page 1 of 3)

Previous Page
/ 3
Next Page
12/22/2013 6:29:03 PM EDT
Ice storm... Power out since 20:30.
Youngest daughter's ipad down to 77%  battery power.
We have half a pan of pumpkin spice muffins left and enough leftover pizza from lunch to last the night... After that,  who knows.. can anyone tell me how to field dress a poodle?

Wife had yo ask "does the toilet still work?"
Yes dear... We don't have electric toilets.

This may be the last Arfcom will ever hear from "Girlieman".




12/22/2013 6:30:05 PM EDT
[#1]
New rule, we have it. Ice and wife pics required.
12/22/2013 6:30:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Godspeed.
12/22/2013 6:30:41 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Ice storm... Power out since 20:30.
Youngest daughter's ipad down to 77%  battery power.
We have half a pan of pumpkin spice muffins left and enough leftover pizza from lunch to last the night... After that,  who knows.. can anyone tell me how to field dress a poodle?

Wife had yo ask "does the toilet still work?"
Yes dear... We don't have electric toilets.

This may be the last Arfcom will ever hear from "Girlieman".




View Quote





12/22/2013 6:32:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Do you have enough bread and bagged milk?

12/22/2013 6:32:36 PM EDT
[#5]
How is your supply of bagged milk and SBSs?
12/22/2013 6:33:01 PM EDT
[#6]
You didn't stock up on bags of milk? Abandon hope.

Dibs on ammo fort.
12/22/2013 6:33:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Put the dog in a bag and boil it till tender
12/22/2013 6:33:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Ice storm... Power out since 20:30.
Youngest daughter's ipad down to 77%  battery power.
We have half a pan of pumpkin spice muffins left and enough leftover pizza from lunch to last the night... After that,  who knows.. can anyone tell me how to field dress a poodle?

Wife had yo ask "does the toilet still work?"
Yes dear... We don't have electric toilets.

This may be the last Arfcom will ever hear from "Girlieman".

View Quote



12/22/2013 6:34:59 PM EDT
[#9]
She has a point with the toilets.

Electric down at the well

or electric down at the sewer lift.

Either way , eventually no toilet works or it overflows.

Which will come first?

Tell me at least you have a backup gen set and a septic system.
12/22/2013 6:36:06 PM EDT
[#10]
Holy shit! Ice & snow... in Canada.

When the iPad dies, your fooked.
12/22/2013 6:36:51 PM EDT
[#11]

Quote History
Quoted:


She has a point with the toilets.



Electric down at the well



or electric down at the sewer lift.



Either way , eventually no toilet works or it overflows.



Which will come first?
View Quote
Or the bowl freezes, but she'd probably stop sitting on it long before that.

 
12/22/2013 6:37:24 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't waste any of that poodle, man. The hide would make a nice little knappy hat to keep warm up there in Canuckistan.





12/22/2013 6:38:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote History
Quoted:
She has a point with the toilets.

Electric down at the well

or electric down at the sewer lift.

Either way , eventually no toilet works or it overflows.

Which will come first?

Tell me at least you have a backup gen set and a septic system.
View Quote


Technically, the toilet would not have failed in either situation
12/22/2013 6:38:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Every man for themselves at this point
12/22/2013 6:41:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote History
Quoted:
She has a point with the toilets.

Electric down at the well

or electric down at the sewer lift.

Either way , eventually no toilet works or it overflows.
View Quote


Not a problem.

Canadians are experts at storing stuff in bags.
12/22/2013 6:43:02 PM EDT
[#16]


Quote History
Quoted:
Not a problem.



Canadians are experts at storing stuff in bags.

View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:



Quoted:

She has a point with the toilets.



Electric down at the well



or electric down at the sewer lift.



Either way , eventually no toilet works or it overflows.




Not a problem.



Canadians are experts at storing stuff in bags.



12/22/2013 6:43:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Wow we just have a lot of flooding from all the rain, they said last night had it been cold enough to snow we would have been looking at 17-20".
12/22/2013 6:44:18 PM EDT
[#18]
Poutine in a can?



Do you at least have a wood stove, so you're warm while you're dressing the poodle?  
12/22/2013 6:44:39 PM EDT
[#19]
You obviously have never been a Boy Scout op.
12/22/2013 6:45:59 PM EDT
[#20]
OP, what would happen if you took iPad away from youngest to conserve battery power? Would you be fooked?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
12/22/2013 6:46:31 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:


Ice storm... Power out since 20:30.

Youngest daughter's ipad down to 77%  battery power.

We have half a pan of pumpkin spice muffins left and enough leftover pizza from lunch to last the night... After that,  who knows.. can anyone tell me how to field dress a poodle?



Wife had yo ask "does the toilet still work?"

Yes dear... We don't have electric toilets.



This may be the last Arfcom will ever hear from "Girlieman".
View Quote




 
for fuck sakes,, your from Canadia ...  your born with that sort of knowledge..  eh?
12/22/2013 6:47:02 PM EDT
[#22]
Dust the poodle with Tony Chaceres Cajun seasoning for the win...use gloves...they have an anal gland at the base of their tails that can squirt you down pretty scandalously if your not careful...smells like a cross between poodle puss and an month old dead cat...stew them until soft...cut up some potatos and onions and tell the wife and kids its Texas chili...no beans...
12/22/2013 6:47:58 PM EDT
[#23]
This needs to be in the Survival forum.

So the OP could have an extremely detailed explanation of everything he did wrong.

And they have some really good poodle recipes.

12/22/2013 6:48:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote History
Quoted:


Technically, the toilet would not have failed in either situation
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
She has a point with the toilets.

Electric down at the well

or electric down at the sewer lift.

Either way , eventually no toilet works or it overflows.

Which will come first?

Tell me at least you have a backup gen set and a septic system.


Technically, the toilet would not have failed in either situation


A toilet that don't fill or overflows fails.

No matter the cause of it.

But yea "technically" , OK


12/22/2013 6:48:45 PM EDT
[#25]
I live in Florida.  What is this 'ice storm' you speak of?

Mid 70s and clear today.....
12/22/2013 6:49:17 PM EDT
[#26]
In before the Texans telling you they have bigger ice storms.

NOBODY drives on ice...

12/22/2013 6:49:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Anything you need is just down the street at Hortons.
12/22/2013 6:50:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Pics of wife on toilet needed.
12/22/2013 6:50:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote History
Quoted:
I live in Florida.  What is this 'ice storm' you speak of?

Mid 70s and clear today.....
View Quote


It's like a hurricane.  But with ice.

12/22/2013 6:51:26 PM EDT
[#30]
Snap some final pictures of the wife, if the poodle is In the pic I guess it will do. Fuck it put the iPad in the picture too op. God speed.
12/22/2013 6:51:48 PM EDT
[#31]
How much alcohol do you have on hand?  That will determine survival likelihood.
12/22/2013 6:52:52 PM EDT
[#32]
SHTF does not make an excuse to break the RULES
12/22/2013 6:53:49 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote History
Quoted:
In before the Texans telling you they have bigger ice storms.

NOBODY drives on ice...

View Quote


Cause you know them damn Texans think ever turns bigga in Texas
12/22/2013 6:54:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote History
Quoted:
This needs to be in the Survival forum.

So the OP could have an extremely detailed explanation of everything he did wrong.

And they have some really good poodle recipes.

View Quote


I think poodle cooking thread is on page 3 or 4 at last check.
12/22/2013 6:54:27 PM EDT
[#35]
I see you're in Canada.  At least you can wheel your refrigerator outside and open the door so your food doesn't spoil.
12/22/2013 6:55:40 PM EDT
[#36]
Heat snow for water.  Stay away from yellow snow
12/22/2013 6:56:05 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote History
Quoted:


I think poodle cooking thread is on page 3 or 4 at last check.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
This needs to be in the Survival forum.

So the OP could have an extremely detailed explanation of everything he did wrong.

And they have some really good poodle recipes.



I think poodle cooking thread is on page 3 or 4 at last check.


Was that the dutch oven poodle thread or the rotisserie poodle thread?

12/22/2013 6:56:46 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote History
Quoted:
I live in Florida.  What is this 'ice storm' you speak of?

Mid 70s and clear today.....
View Quote


Pretty cold up there, do you have your heater on?  It's 82 and sunny over here
12/22/2013 6:56:53 PM EDT
[#39]
POODLE GREASE MAKES GREAT GUN LUBE...YOU CAN SMEAR IT ON YER LIPS LIKE CHAPSTICK TOO...
12/22/2013 6:57:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote History
Quoted:
In before the Texans telling you they have bigger ice storms.

NOBODY drives on ice...

View Quote

 
ICE  is a killer.  I've been looking for "super spike" tires thinking maybe something like motorcycle ice tires but on cars.
12/22/2013 6:57:38 PM EDT
[#41]

Quote History
Quoted:
Ice storm... power out...

Wife had yo ask "does the toilet still work?"
Yes dear... We don't have electric toilets.



View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Ice storm... power out...

Wife had yo ask "does the toilet still work?"
Yes dear... We don't have electric toilets.





The water pump is likely electric though. Your picture lacking wife had a good question.


Quoted:
How much alcohol do you have on hand?  That will determine survival likelihood.

I have lots, because it's an ice storm and I'm waiting to lose power.

Candles, lamp, and flashlights ready to go, propane heat itching to go, and.
A.
Bathtub.
Full of.

Water.

And a bucket.

It ain't that hard to flush a toilet.
12/22/2013 6:57:49 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote History
Quoted:
Anything you need is just down the street at Hortons.
View Quote


Nope... Timmy's closed down.... as are gas stations etc.

12/22/2013 6:58:24 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote History
Quoted:
Anything you need is just down the street at Hortons.
View Quote


Nope... Timmy's closed down.... as are gas stations etc.

12/22/2013 7:02:26 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote History
Quoted:


It's like a hurricane.  But with ice.

View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
I live in Florida.  What is this 'ice storm' you speak of?

Mid 70s and clear today.....


It's like a hurricane.  But with ice.


I have never seen ice outside of a glass or cooler.  comprehension NOT achieved.

12/22/2013 7:05:59 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Youngest daughter's ipad down to 77%  battery power.
View Quote


The Horror.
12/22/2013 7:09:04 PM EDT
[#46]
OH NO ICE STORM< NO POWER< END OF THE WORLD....






Eat the Dag while the power is still out.









12/22/2013 7:11:22 PM EDT
[#47]
I think this is my first post.
12/22/2013 7:11:24 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote History
Quoted:
SHTF does not make an excuse to break the RULES
View Quote



True...






12/22/2013 7:13:56 PM EDT
[#49]
Snow? What be that?
12/22/2013 7:14:45 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote History
Quoted:
I think this is my first post.
View Quote

Previous Page
/ 3
Next Page

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - S has HTF (Page 1 of 3)