email I just got:

[blue]     Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
         

    I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me,

    I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and

    reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for

    what you have done, specifically:



    1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,

    Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,

    Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave

    anyone out?



    2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral

    sex. I had really planned to wait until they were

    older to discuss it with them, but now they know more

    about it than I did as a senior in college.



    3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in

    the work place (especially the White House) and on the

    job is OK, and all you have to know is what the

    meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that

    certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may

    have sex while the other one involved does NOT have

    sex.



    4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of

    impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that

    the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could

    be plausible after all.



    5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,

    Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,

    Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look

    moral.



    6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who

    have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have

    fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic

    campaign fund raising.



    7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4

    imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55

    criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far)

    in the other "Clinton" scandals.



    8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,

    "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all

    over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as

    necessary trips.



    9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of

    dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place,

    and I can't think of a more well deserving group of

    recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel

    for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the

    family and your cronies have logged in more time

    aboard Air Force One than any other administration.



    10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for

    the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted

    felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin

    society.



    11. Thanks also for removing the White House

    silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the

    pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts

    you've received from your "friends."



    12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of

    the White House for vandalizing and destroying

    government property on the way out. I also appreciate

    removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,

    linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic

    compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The

    weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax

    dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!



    13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the

    $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all"

    book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your

    memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!



    14. The last and most important point - thank you for

    forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist

    pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.

    The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As

    part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in

    1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called

    "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not

    release any with blood on their hands. The American

    President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary

    of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all

    prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed

    and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane

    into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was

    reported by many of the American TV networks at the

    time that the terrorists were first identified. It was

    censored in the US from all later reports. Why

    shouldn't Americans know the real truth?



    What a guy!!



    If you agree that the American public must be made

    aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America

    and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so

    wisely and frugally.[/blue]

Right on!