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12/6/2013 4:14:24 PM EDT
if you want to.
12/6/2013 4:15:16 PM EDT
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we don't want to



 
12/6/2013 4:15:20 PM EDT
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Dibs on your guns when the beatus gets you
12/6/2013 4:15:36 PM EDT
[#3]
What kind of candy do you make?
12/6/2013 4:16:51 PM EDT
[#4]
If it's not sour patch kids I don't give a fuck
12/6/2013 4:16:52 PM EDT
[#5]
I like 3 musketeers

Do you have that?
12/6/2013 4:17:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Do the schnozzberries really taste like schnozzberries?

What do Ommpa Loompas taste like?
12/6/2013 4:17:35 PM EDT
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12/6/2013 4:18:04 PM EDT
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Do you drive a windowless van?
12/6/2013 4:18:12 PM EDT
[#9]
I went to school with a girl named Candy, I always wanted a piece.
12/6/2013 4:18:14 PM EDT
[#10]
How often do you lick your fingers while you work?  I totally would all the time.
12/6/2013 4:18:14 PM EDT
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Call me when you get a job in a brewery or distillery.



12/6/2013 4:18:48 PM EDT
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Soft peppermint. However different flavors are made based on orders.
12/6/2013 4:19:37 PM EDT
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Is it a sweet gig?
12/6/2013 4:20:08 PM EDT
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12/6/2013 4:20:46 PM EDT
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How often do you lick your fingers while you work?  I totally would all the time.
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Haven't. Doesn't really work like that. The peppermint is extremely strong though. Half a cup mixes with about 100-150 pounds of sugar.
12/6/2013 4:21:37 PM EDT
[#16]
I think ole Jeffrey Dahmer worked in a candy factory.




Just sayin.
12/6/2013 4:21:39 PM EDT
[#17]
Are the Oompa Loompas really made out of chocolate?
12/6/2013 4:23:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Where's Matt?
12/6/2013 4:23:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Are you an Oompa Loompa?
12/6/2013 4:25:27 PM EDT
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Glad you asked so I could clarify why I'm doing such a horrendous task. I lost my office job earlier this year and I haven't landed a new career yet. A friend of mine is high up In the candy company and I have an opportunity to possibly land a nice job there as well, but I first must do the dirty work to understand the operations.

But to answer your question, it fucking sucks. Worst job I ever had. This was my first week and I have 9 blisters and cuts all over my hands. Hours are 5am-4pm. Have to get up at 3:30 am. So exhausted by the time I get home I don't have the energy to do anything else.
12/6/2013 4:27:03 PM EDT
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No. 30 year old white male. There are 50 employees. 40 are Mexicans.

ETA - they might qualify as Oompa Loompas.
12/6/2013 4:27:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Do you like Red Hots?
12/6/2013 4:28:58 PM EDT
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Funny thing is, some shit in there actually looks like this.
12/6/2013 4:29:32 PM EDT
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Likewise
12/6/2013 4:30:42 PM EDT
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Does it interfere with one's sex offender status?
12/6/2013 4:31:30 PM EDT
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Soft peppermint. However different flavors are made based on orders.
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Soft peppermint. However different flavors are made based on orders.


Gross. Guess we can end the thread now.
12/6/2013 4:32:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Have you yet, or do plan to, rub your dick on the candy?
12/6/2013 4:33:19 PM EDT
[#28]
Fudge Packer?


12/6/2013 4:33:36 PM EDT
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Maybe they let him drive the company van?



12/6/2013 4:35:11 PM EDT
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12/6/2013 4:35:50 PM EDT
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Here are the flavors. They are soft like a dinner mint.


12/6/2013 4:37:29 PM EDT
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Have not. However I did get some peppermint on my pants today and it's so potent that it set my balls on fire.

Got some in my eye yesterday and it was extremely painful. Was just like getting sprayed with pepper spray. I know because I've been sprayed before.
12/6/2013 4:37:41 PM EDT
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Here are the flavors. They are soft like a dinner mint.

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What the FUCK is "Cream Penny"?

Sounds like an early 80's porn star.



12/6/2013 4:38:00 PM EDT
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One employee is outside of work.
12/6/2013 4:39:02 PM EDT
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Is your bird red?
12/6/2013 4:39:40 PM EDT
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Maybe
12/6/2013 4:41:34 PM EDT
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Does the employee handbook specifically say anything about dipping your manhood into the cotton candy machine?
12/6/2013 4:42:08 PM EDT
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Maybe


Are you the puffer?
12/6/2013 4:42:15 PM EDT
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Are you a confectioner by job title?
12/6/2013 4:42:39 PM EDT
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Glad you asked so I could clarify why I'm doing such a horrendous task. I lost my office job earlier this year and I haven't landed a new career yet. A friend of mine is high up In the candy company and I have an opportunity to possibly land a nice job there as well, but I first must do the dirty work to understand the operations.

But to answer your question, it fucking sucks. Worst job I ever had. This was my first week and I have 9 blisters and cuts all over my hands. Hours are 5am-4pm. Have to get up at 3:30 am. So exhausted by the time I get home I don't have the energy to do anything else.
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Is it a sweet gig?


Glad you asked so I could clarify why I'm doing such a horrendous task. I lost my office job earlier this year and I haven't landed a new career yet. A friend of mine is high up In the candy company and I have an opportunity to possibly land a nice job there as well, but I first must do the dirty work to understand the operations.

But to answer your question, it fucking sucks. Worst job I ever had. This was my first week and I have 9 blisters and cuts all over my hands. Hours are 5am-4pm. Have to get up at 3:30 am. So exhausted by the time I get home I don't have the energy to do anything else.

Have a piece of candy for some energy.
12/6/2013 4:42:49 PM EDT
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Mexican workers. do you make nose candy?






12/6/2013 4:43:54 PM EDT
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Would be nice for those early mornings!
12/6/2013 4:44:02 PM EDT
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Will you take me to the candy shop?


12/6/2013 4:44:32 PM EDT
[#44]
learn then come work for the best (- chocolate) here in Colo...

Hammonds Candies
12/6/2013 4:47:03 PM EDT
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No. 30 year old white male. There are 50 employees. 40 are illegal Mexicans.

ETA - they might qualify as Oompa Loompas.
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Are you an Oompa Loompa?


No. 30 year old white male. There are 50 employees. 40 are illegal Mexicans.

ETA - they might qualify as Oompa Loompas.


OPSEC or your friend will hate you.
12/6/2013 4:48:40 PM EDT
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Here are the flavors. They are soft like a dinner mint.



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(some packages may not contain all flavors)









Speed



 
12/6/2013 4:55:59 PM EDT
[#47]
Jeffrey Dahmer worked at a candy factory.
12/6/2013 4:59:37 PM EDT
[#48]
Mod - please delete
12/6/2013 4:59:56 PM EDT
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Did he make candied dicks?

12/6/2013 5:00:49 PM EDT
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Hershey is about 30 minutes from where I live.  What do you think about making Hershey Bars?
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