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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - People with long beards...

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:51:17 PM EDT

How the fuck do you do it? After 4 months, I can't take it anymore! I feel like I need a shower after I eat bbq, no amount of wetnaps can make it feel clean.

Tips/tricks?

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:52:47 PM EDT

[#1]

For reals?

If things get crazy just moisten a paper towel.

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:54:25 PM EDT

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For reals?

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It still feels greasy. I even tried paper towels with dawn on them.

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:55:54 PM EDT

[#3]

The secret to a beard: You gain an inch for every person you rape.

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:56:34 PM EDT

[#4]

Flavor saving is one of the major benefits.

Some just can't handle it.

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:57:34 PM EDT

[#5]

Man I have had my beard freeze solid, or packed full of mud, but food was never an issue. Just wash it like your hair with shampoo if it gets nasty. Just don't wash it constantly or it will go renegade on you and bush out into a frizzy mess.

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:58:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Stop eating like an infant.

Posted: 11/28/2013 8:59:46 PM EDT

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I LOL'd

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:01:02 PM EDT

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If we're going by the Army's definition of rape, I should have a ZZ top beard just with the times I "raped" my wife.

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:01:07 PM EDT

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How do you eat a bbq chicken drumstick without getting sauce in your beard/mustache?

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:18:11 PM EDT

[#10]

Lol you don't

wet nap and hit the head for some soap and water , been growing my goatee for about 4 months and really it's no biggie unless yours is white or gray

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:28:42 PM EDT

[#11]

I never got food in my beard, just my mustache.

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:28:50 PM EDT

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Lol you don't

wet nap and hit the head for some soap and water , been growing my goatee for about 4 months and really it's no biggie unless yours is white or gray

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Not a grey hair on my head, but my beard...

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:29:30 PM EDT

[#13]

I can tell you don't go down on your gf very much, that's where I really have to wash mine with soap and brush it out. It does stay soft.

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:36:00 PM EDT

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Stop eating like an infant.

How do you eat a bbq chicken drumstick without getting sauce in your beard/mustache?

Usually by putting the food in your mouth.

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:41:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/28/2013 9:54:20 PM EDT

[#16]

Napkins are for faggots.

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:55:06 PM EDT

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Something about a Pineapple and your ass comes to mind..

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:57:34 PM EDT

[#18]

Fuck yeah

Posted: 11/28/2013 9:58:38 PM EDT

[#19]

i keep getting jaeger in the 'stache.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - People with long beards...