Posted: 11/22/2002 10:05:43 AM EDT
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So here I am at the public library using one of their several computers. I open the 'Nice gun" thread, up pops the bikini clad lady. Big deal. In a flash, the 'computer librarian' come over and starts giving me shit about internet kiddy porn. So I tell her that first of all, it ain't porn, second of all the lady in the pic is well over 30, and third of all she's just annoyed because she hasn't looked half that good in over 40 years. Fortunatly the Librarian in charge hears the uproar and comes, sees what's going on and curbs the attack dog. Still, its a PITA |
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Quoted: Quoted: and third of all she's just annoyed because she hasn't looked half that good in over 40 years. OMG, did you really say something to that effect? You're my hero. Damned right I did! I go through life with an 'Enough is Enough' attitude. Coupla days ago, I held a door for some female and got one of those uppity "I can hold my own door" spiels. I apologized and explained that I had sadly mistaken her for a member of the human race and that out of common courtesy I hold the door for EVERYONE behind me. And that I shall CONTINUE to perform common courtesies and if she doesn't like it, then she can utilize the piece of mistletoe clipped to my shirt tail. |