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11/14/2013 12:16:03 PM EDT





Never really been a fan of poodles but this one changed my mind slightly. He's turned into a hell of a companion.....Well they both are but for a long time we were worried about the lil guy.
11/14/2013 12:18:55 PM EDT
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Poodles are the best and smartest dogs ever.

I'm not even sure I can own another type of dog anymore, since training poodles is so easy I'm not sure I could train anything else.
11/14/2013 12:26:21 PM EDT
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Poodle lick...poodle chew...
11/14/2013 1:16:34 PM EDT
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your lap poodle fits better than ours



ETA: lol tiny pic fail

11/14/2013 1:32:15 PM EDT
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C'mon, Frenchie...  Not a speck of cereal...  

11/14/2013 1:53:52 PM EDT
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we have a Poodle/golden retriever cross that is a great dog..   Very, very smart - and pretty much no shedding


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11/14/2013 2:01:28 PM EDT
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..Just like your momma make that nasty poodle chew.
11/14/2013 5:35:06 PM EDT
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Actually a Poodle is a proud German hunting dog.
11/14/2013 5:48:45 PM EDT
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Never really been a fan of poodles but this one changed my mind slightly. He's turned into a hell of a companion.....Well they both are but for a long time we were worried about the lil guy.
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Your dogs look a bit like my dogs!


11/15/2013 5:55:46 AM EDT
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Actually a Poodle is a proud German hunting dog.

I'll ignore your cheap aroma

And your little-bo-peep diploma

11/15/2013 6:01:23 AM EDT
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I guess I've always been rather ambivalent about the breed, but one day I was feeling a bit proud of my blue heeler so I did a bit of research....


The Intelligence of Dogs is a book on dog intelligence by Stanley Coren, a professor of psychology at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver.[1] Published in 1994, the book explains Coren's theories about the differences in intelligence between different breeds of dogs.[2][3][4] Coren published a second edition in 2006.[5]
Coren defines three aspects of dog intelligence in the book: instinctive intelligence, adaptive intelligence, and working and obedience intelligence.[6] Instinctive intelligence refers to a dog's ability to perform the tasks it was bred for, such as herding, pointing, fetching, guarding, or supplying companionship.[6] Adaptive intelligence refers to a dog's ability to solve problems on its own.[6] Working and obedience intelligence refers to a dog's ability to learn from humans.[6]

BRIGHTEST DOGS
Understanding of New Commands: Fewer than 5 repetitions.
Obey First Command: 95% of the time or better.[18]
1 Border Collie
2 Poodle
3 German Shepherd
4 Golden Retriever
5 Doberman Pinscher
6 Shetland Sheepdog
7 Labrador Retriever
8 Papillon
9 Rottweiler
10 Australian Cattle Dog

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Damn, sorry Scout
11/15/2013 7:20:17 AM EDT
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The Intelligence of Dogs is a book on dog intelligence by Stanley Coren, a professor of psychology at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver.[1] Published in 1994, the book explains Coren's theories about the differences in intelligence between different breeds of dogs.[2][3][4] Coren published a second edition in 2006.[5]
Coren defines three aspects of dog intelligence in the book: instinctive intelligence, adaptive intelligence, and working and obedience intelligence.[6] Instinctive intelligence refers to a dog's ability to perform the tasks it was bred for, such as herding, pointing, fetching, guarding, or supplying companionship.[6] Adaptive intelligence refers to a dog's ability to solve problems on its own.[6] Working and obedience intelligence refers to a dog's ability to learn from humans.[6]

BRIGHTEST DOGS
Understanding of New Commands: Fewer than 5 repetitions.
Obey First Command: 95% of the time or better.[18]
1 Border Collie
2 Poodle
3 German Shepherd
4 Golden Retriever
5 Doberman Pinscher
6 Shetland Sheepdog
7 Labrador Retriever
8 Papillon
9 Rottweiler
10 Australian Cattle Dog



Damn, sorry Scout

I have a 7/9 combo.
11/15/2013 7:29:00 AM EDT
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BRIGHTEST DOGS
Understanding of New Commands: Fewer than 5 repetitions.
Obey First Command: 95% of the time or better.[18]
1 Border Collie
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The Crufts dog agility announcers occasionally make jokes about border collies. The announcer explains the obstacles are labeled so the trainers know where to direct the dogs, which doesn't help the dogs any They still have to wait for directions. "Although they are working on teaching the border collies to read the numbers."
11/15/2013 7:30:55 AM EDT
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11/15/2013 7:39:23 AM EDT
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Aren't poodles hypoallergenic and really smart? If people didn't give them such faggy hair cuts they wouldn't look half bad.
11/15/2013 7:52:08 AM EDT
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Here's an oldish picture of mine with my younger brother. Best dog I've ever had, hands down. Whats killing me is he's getting old and having a hard time with his back legs

11/15/2013 8:05:23 AM EDT
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"Poodles are the black man of the dog world!"
11/15/2013 8:12:49 AM EDT
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My mother has a pair of standards. I've threatened to steal the older one because she's just such a good dog and smarter than your average public schooler.
11/15/2013 8:13:03 AM EDT
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Yes, people who are allergic to dogs are fine with them and they are one of the two smartest breeds of dogs. They are incredibly fast learners, well behaved and are actually sporting dogs (not the toys obviously). They were originally used as retrievers, are great swimmers and love to fetch. Most owners do not give them the horrible hair cuts but the few who do should be shot.
11/15/2013 8:17:55 AM EDT
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11/15/2013 10:10:59 AM EDT
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get a standard and DON'T give it a fucked up haircut