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10/23/2013 8:56:35 PM EDT
Average pee time for all animals is 21 seconds
10/23/2013 8:58:03 PM EDT
[#1]
My dog pees for like 5 seconds.
10/23/2013 9:01:25 PM EDT
[#2]
All mammals are animals, but not all animals are mammals.
10/23/2013 9:01:38 PM EDT
[#3]
This one time in high school, I actually thought I was going to miss the bus because I peed for so long after my last class.
10/23/2013 10:01:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Pee thread
10/23/2013 10:16:05 PM EDT
[#5]
That sure seems to be a lot a deviation for being so impressive
10/23/2013 10:18:27 PM EDT
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Mine pees for a minute which amazes me because I figured he'd dehydrate due to drooling
10/23/2013 10:19:26 PM EDT
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Urine it.
10/23/2013 10:23:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Yeah, but do you poo for 21 seconds?
10/23/2013 10:26:42 PM EDT
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Ever eat chili?
10/23/2013 10:33:18 PM EDT
[#10]
21 seconds?  I piss for WAY longer even at full tilt.



My record for pissing is something like 6mins 4 seconds.  Thats continuous stream (no dribble...timer stops if it dribbles) and using stomach muscles only to regulate the flow.  I have a fucking massive bladder.
10/23/2013 10:35:23 PM EDT
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I used to have a mate that would have a dump and clean up twice as fast as it would take me to have a slash.

Found out when we went to a public bathroom.  He went in the stall, dumped, cleaned up, washed his hands and was out the door before I was even half way through my piss.