Posted: 10/21/2013 5:10:35 PM EDT
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So we went to see the Redskins beat the Bears yesterday; first time at FedEx field. And all I have to say is what kind of mental midget shit-for-brains engineer decided to design the seats so that the last 10-15 rows on the lower deck are more or less obstructed by the upper deck?
Why oh why, you dipshit engineer, did you think it would be a good fucking idea to design it so that the upper deck seats angle DOWN over the lower deck? Was a level foundation for the upper deck beneath you? Have to show off your FAILBOAT engineering degree? The way it's built, if you're in the last rows of the lower deck, you have this narrow viewport of the field. Want to see the sky? FUCK YOU. Want to see the crowd? FUCK YOU. Want to feel like you're watching the game form the bottom of a cave? You done come to the right place. Sure, the Redskins are in the news these days over the whole name thing (and that's the subject for another rant, you pussy Oneida Nation and your money grubbing couched in false political correctness, you fuckstains) but the bigger problem is the fucking seats. I hate it so much that I don't care if I've got a suite, I'm never setting foot in that abortion of a stadium again. |
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The important question is: did Dan Snyder make any money off of those seats? Stop giving Snyder your money.
Your fan experience is secondary. Stop giving Snyder your money. Crappy stadium, stop giving Snyder your money. Crappy team for decades under his mismanagement, stop giving Snyder your money. All this and it's still one of the most valuable franchises in sports history. Stop giving Snyder your money. Stop giving Snyder your money. |