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Posted: 11/14/2002 5:08:15 PM EDT
Ok, the wife says I'm an odd duck for prefering a good day at the range over an hour of nookie in the sack (or where-ever else is open). I'm 25, she's 22, and both came to the relationship with some experience under our belts. Even before we ever got togather, sex just wasnt my driving interest like it had been at 17 or 18, and to be honest I've had better, although not in terms of the total package. All things being equil I'd rathar go to the range for the day or wander around at a gunshow with a couple hundred bucks than get nookie. Am I unusual? I keep joking to her about Viagra, but looking at the situation makes me worry sometimes... Reb Gray
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:15:41 PM EDT
The distractions get worse, the older you get.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:15:52 PM EDT
I do [b]both[/b]. Shoot the gun for awhile. Then go to the range.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:28:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:30:07 PM EDT
I would definitely go shooting or the gun show. The wife dont really give it up all that often anyway. It used to me, now its her not giving it up. O`well more time at the range!! [:D] [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~husshsd/bean.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:30:37 PM EDT
Well, I'd take the hour of nookie, THEN go shoot or go to a gunshow!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:35:36 PM EDT
Only an hour? Ha!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:40:17 PM EDT
I'ts OK to mix the shooting sports with sex. Take her to the range, two birds with one stone. [:)]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:00:57 PM EDT
Personally, sex is like going to the range, except you hit the bullseye every time and shooting blanks ain't a bad thing if you're not married! Cleanup is easier too! How many time have you gotten your guns really grungy and thrown them in the shower? Never! Ever need amonia based cleaners a bore brushes to clean your unit? Me either! How much does it cost you for a good day of shooting? $60+ How much for a good roll in the sack? $50 an hour! [;)] Or for us more "settled" guys - FREE! How many times have you come home from shooting and said, "I couldn't get the damn thing on paper? How many times have you banged a chick and you couldn't hit the target? How many times have you gone shooting and the gun actually got CLEANER? How many time have you had a spit shine and you and your unit walked away "shinier"? SEX IS BETTER!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:07:42 PM EDT
Do both, at the same time....
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:13:26 PM EDT
Hell, I did it to my girl at the range once.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:33:43 PM EDT
RebelGray Since I am a little more than twice your age let me give you the best advice you will ever get in your life. DON'T EVER, I REPEAT, EVER PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET NOOKIE!!!!!! Gun shows come and go. You can go out and shoot a gun most anytime. However, whenever she spreads those legs go for it! Do not pass it up.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:35:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RipMeyer: (Mr.Bean foto) [url]http://home.earthlink.net/~husshsd/bean.gif[/url]
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ROFLMFAO!!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:41:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hydguy: Well, I'd take the hour of nookie, THEN go shoot or go to a gunshow!!
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Ditto I would suggest you use strategery (Bush) and make a preemptive strike about 0600 the morning you have something planned. She will either deny you or you can get on with it and be on your way.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:50:01 PM EDT
[b]Balzac72, its NEVER free. [/b]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:02:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By redray: [b]Balzac72, its NEVER free. [/b]
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thats the damn truth!!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:05:16 PM EDT
25 years old? Man you have at least another 7 years before you should even start thinking like that. And she has at least another 10 years before she hits her sexual prime. If you think she's demanding now just wait and see what happens in another 10 years!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:19:30 PM EDT
When you wake up, roll over, poke her with the morning wood till she consents or shooes you out of bed. Then she can't complain. Or, when you come home, walk in the door, toss the range bag, walk up to her (without washing etc) and try and nail her on the kitchen table.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:26:48 PM EDT
if you dont want her, send her to me. i need to get some more "experiance" under the belt as you put it.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:30:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:34:38 PM EDT
There is always time for both!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:50:47 PM EDT
Well, I'm 26, and without a girlfriend, so nookie doesn't get thrown at me much. Going to the range satisfies me. I hope that if I meet a little hottie that loves to bonk, I'll be able to keep up, but I think that sex isn't a big drive for me anyway, so it might be a problem!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:54:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:12:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:
Originally Posted By RebelGray: and to be honest I've had better, Reb Gray
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Can I have your guns after she reads that part?
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No. But we can split them between you and me. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:16:38 PM EDT
and to be honest I've had better
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I hope your wife doesnt read what you post! Remember: No nookie is better than what your currently getting because... YOU MIGHT NOT GET ANY TOMORROW! and if you feel that your wifes need for sex takes away from your range time... you can send her my way and life will be better for both of us! [sex]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:42:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: As 03shooter said, you are in big trouble in about ten to fifteen years. A woman in her sexual prime is a force to be reckoned with. Trust me. [V]
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Heck I guess my old lady wasn't born with a PRIME. Damn I wack off in the shower so much my pecker gets hard if it rains. lol. War Dawg
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:49:09 PM EDT
Oh, you guys are reading me wrong here, we hit it about four times a week. Usually in the morning, sometimes twice a day four times a week, its just that given the choice I'd give up nookie time to go shooting or go to the show and buy something. As for having had better, I know the guy she dated before me, and I know what that relationship was all about. I'm very squeemishly homophobic but if I were a chick, I'd have bedded this guy. Trust me, she'd admit the same about having had better than me if she were being honest. We've got a good relationship and other than our schedule, we take care of eachothers needs, its just that getting laid doesnt interest me as much as it used to. Its gone from a No1 interest to somewhere around five or six. As for you guys splitting up my collection. You sure youd want it? The class three guns go to my sister in Arizona (all four of them), thats already in the will, and the rest of the collection isnt much to sing about, an ancient Stevens trench gun that needs a new ejector, a first model licence built Tangafolio CZ75, a very plain-Jane Mauser long rifle with a funky old Weaver on it (so it doesnt realy even have collector value anymore) and a SAR2 with a kitchen-table-assembeled 922r violation of a front sight and muzzle break. It DOES have the PSO on it though, that might be worth something. Still so interested? I'll trade it all for a nice 11.5" CAR-15. Trust me, you dont want the woman. Rebel Gray
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:55:17 PM EDT
Welll... I'm 30, X-ABN. She's 47, X-cop (both of us a medically retired.) The longer we're together, the hornier she's getting... We're not at the 4-6x/day stage anymore (too much going on, and it HAS been five years!) but we still do well. Sometimes, she'll molest me right after I get home from the range - I think it's the spent powder smell that's doing it. Sometimes I go to the local "fun" bar with my buds. She gives me the money to go, and welcomes me home in the best way possible. All in all, I have no complaints. Something to bear in mind - relationships WILL change over time. If it's the right one, it will always get better... FFZ
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:57:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RebelGray: All things being equil I'd rathar go to the range for the day or wander around at a gunshow with a couple hundred bucks than get nookie. Am I unusual?
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Seeing as how 90+ percent of my range time starts very early in the morning and neither my girlfriend and I are morning people and not into the wake and shake - I get my range time and the nookie. Can you say, "Run on sentence?" I knew you could. -934
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:58:40 PM EDT
[size=4]All your nookie and guns are belonging to me![/size=4][:D]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 9:30:44 PM EDT
There is nothing worse than needing a gun and not having one! The differance between a shame and a crying shame is: A shame is when you have a woody and no place to put it! A crying shame is when you have a place to put it and no woody! And you go to Hell for stealing and passing up nookey! Just do both! Guns and ammo are cheap ,nookey isn't! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 9:34:20 PM EDT
Nookie at the range is a lot of fun! Especially when your buddy is off picking up brass and you're getting some ass :) Ahh..The smell of Hoppes #9, spent gun powder and sweet... ummmmm.....ummmmmm..."stuff"
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 4:10:50 AM EDT
Wait till you have kids ! Ha ha ha ha ha !
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 4:29:58 AM EDT
For some strange reason, I can remember my last trip to the range much more readily than I can remember the last time I got my bean snapped.... [:(]I'm not totally senile yet, but my memory only goes back about so far. [;)]
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 4:46:58 AM EDT
Now I realize that at 25 you are a little shy on experience... #1 - Learn to squeeze her trigger every time. She will be in such a perpetual good mood that you can go do whatever in the hell you want... #2 - Then go shoot, shop and talk s#it all you want![8D]
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 4:47:10 AM EDT
right now, I'd take either! I've been to the range more recently and I can remember the last 2 times I went there. I don't recall the last time I had "some". I do know the next time I'm goin shootin (Tomorrow, for all you Colorado types, come join us [url=http://www.co-ar15.com]Colo. AR15.com[/url]) [:)] I don't know when the next time I'll get "some"...see Shooting is more reliable! [:D]
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 5:38:51 AM EDT
If you would post a pic of your wife in a nighty I maybe able to understand the scenario a bit more. I normally will do both if possible. If not before the range I will come back a couple minutes early for the after range shooting
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 5:43:18 AM EDT
You just need a girl that thinks the smell of Hoppes is an aphrodisiac.....ooops sorry I took the last one.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 5:48:34 AM EDT
A day at the range is like Viagra for me, I'm primed for action when I get home, I don't get any complaints when I decide to go to the range. Keep in mind that women hit their peak at 40, and buddy you'd better be ready for it.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:40:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Derek45: Wait till you have kids ! Ha ha ha ha ha !
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Oh so true!!!
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 1:31:34 PM EDT
Some of you guys aught to be writing relationship advice collumns in G&A or SGN, others of you I thought I left the geeks behind when I stopped going to Star Trek conventions at 13. Guess its a human condition.
Originally Posted By PITSNIPE: Now I realize that at 25 you are a little shy on experience... #1 - Learn to squeeze her trigger every time. She will be in such a perpetual good mood that you can go do whatever in the hell you want... #2 - Then go shoot, shop and talk s#it all you want![8D]
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Thats what I'm getting at here Pitsnipe, she's got a "two pound, single-stage" trigger. I'd say she gets her cookies ten times for every one time I get mine. And she's never left me wanting either. This is the woman that I can nibble on the back of her ear for four or five minutes and she has to go change the old unmentionables. Not as bad as a girl I dated in Idaho a few years ago, I swear to God that she had an external G-spot. Right under her belly-button, right where a guy's belt-buckle would sit. Untill I realized the power I weilded there, I embarrased the both of us a few times. She's still out there with half the collection I had at the time. Named Denise, real tall, 6', walnut brown hair, the most striking blue eyes you've ever seen, and BIG ASS FEET. She used to wear my shoes, and I wear a size ten. A word of warning for anyone going on that particular hunt, she's gotten around. We were gonna be married, a week before the wedding I heard the "I need some time" thing. I thought it was about getting all the wedding stuff planned. Three days later she sobbingly told me that she cheated on me in the past 24hrs and needed to break up....
u-baddog If you would post a pic of your wife in a nighty I maybe able to understand the scenario a bit more.
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She's a tom-boy baddog, she doesnt wear nightys. The only stikingly feminine night-wear she has is a pair of polar-bear pajamas, and being as petite as she is, it makes her look like she's about 10. Customers at her work avoid her all the time because they think she's someone's 16yr old daughter. I'll see if she'll play dress-up and take some pix with the AK, thats the best I can do.
hound You just need a girl that thinks the smell of Hoppes is an aphrodisiac.....ooops sorry I took the last one.
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See the above reply about the 6' girl from Idaho. She'd dab it on my neck when we were going out somewhere nice. I'd prefer to find myself a nice Chechan who isnt interested in blowing herself up. Got a buddy who married one, damned if she doesnt look like a million bucks with his AK collection.
Derek45: Wait till you have kids ! Ha ha ha ha ha !
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Not going to happen. Part and parcel of our relationship was that I'm snipped and she doesnt have a maternal instinct. I cannot tell you how much I cannot stand children for longer than a few hours at a time. The last girl I dated before Erin was a Mexican foreign exchange student (hey wait, she got turned on by the smell of Hoppes too) that was a perfect match for me. Small, cute, very cutting wit, and loved big guns. She once had a 10-ga knock her on her ass, she giggled for five minutes before doing it again. She once burned the barrel of a STEN I owned out in a single day of shooting. Anyhow, we went down to meet her parents in Mexico and I found out....she had a little one. Three years old and as tempermental as his mother. The first time I saw her take him in to the shower with her, something just died for me for having kids. I'm a Leo, I dont share well, if we have kids, I get to have another wife to take care of them. Reb Gray
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 1:58:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 2:05:21 PM EDT
I ALWAYS SHOOT TIGHTER GROUPS AT THE RANGE AFTER GETTING SOME,I GUESS IT JUST MAKES ME MORE RELAXED,NOW WHEN SHOOTING MY .50 BMG,IT CAUSES INSTANT HARDNESS AND RELEASE,SO THERE IS NO NEED TO KISS MY WIFE'S ASS BEFORE GOING TO THE RANGE!
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 2:25:00 PM EDT
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By Balzac72: Personally, sex is like going to the range, except you hit the bullseye every time and shooting blanks ain't a bad thing if you're not married! Cleanup is easier too! How many time have you gotten your guns really grungy and thrown them in the shower? Never! Ever need amonia based cleaners a bore brushes to clean your unit? Me either! How much does it cost you for a good day of shooting? $60+ How much for a good roll in the sack? $50 an hour! [;)] Or for us more "settled" guys - FREE! How many times have you come home from shooting and said, "I couldn't get the damn thing on paper? How many times have you banged a chick and you couldn't hit the target? How many times have you gone shooting and the gun actually got CLEANER? How many time have you had a spit shine and you and your unit walked away "shinier"? SEX IS BETTER!
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Link Posted: 11/15/2002 2:37:08 PM EDT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- u-baddog If you would post a pic of your wife in a nighty I maybe able to understand the scenario a bit more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [b]She's a tom-boy baddog, she doesnt wear nightys. The only stikingly feminine night-wear she has is a pair of polar-bear pajamas, and being as petite as she is, it makes her look like she's about 10. Customers at her work avoid her all the time because they think she's someone's 16yr old daughter. I'll see if she'll play dress-up and take some pix with the AK, thats the best I can do. [/b] Go ahead and post a pajamas pick. I like bears and if she only [b]looks[/b] 16 its is legal.
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