You know, if you were someone else's son, I'd kill you.
Posted: 10/18/2013 4:50:26 AM EDT
[#21]
No son, we'll walk down,
and fuck them all.
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:00:12 AM EDT
[#22]
Son, when I die, promise me you won't go through a liberal hippie phase where you run off and lay around all day complaining but refuse to contribute anything to the greater good of the kingdom.
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:08:00 AM EDT
[#23]
Boy, when I get home I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth.
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:11:28 AM EDT
[#24]
I should have pushed your mother down the steps when she was pregnant with your pussy ass.
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:14:46 AM EDT
[#25]
"See that asshole over there? Yeah that's your Uncle Scar."
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:29:55 AM EDT
[#26]
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:37:12 AM EDT
[#27]
"You see that boy over there son?
Someday he and his family will rule over a great land...but he will forget his roots started here."
"Something called the FSA will put him in power and he will bring that mighty nation to it's knees."
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:40:46 AM EDT
[#28]
Hakuna Matada for the rest of your days......
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:43:36 AM EDT
[#29]
Look son, your mom is busting my balls too, that is what she does!
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:48:28 AM EDT
[#30]
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Quoted: The moment I die, Uncle Bob over there, will rape your mom and kill you, welcome to the savannah.
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Winner.
Posted: 10/18/2013 5:49:22 AM EDT
[#31]
"Dad! Dad! Let's run down there and screw one of those lionesses'!"
"No son, let's WALK down there and screw ALL of them."
Posted: 10/18/2013 8:15:54 AM EDT
[#32]
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Quoted: "What about that Shadowy area over there? No, you must never go there. That is Washington, D.C."
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Posted: 10/18/2013 8:17:14 AM EDT
[#33]
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Quoted: No son, we'll walk down,
and fuck them all.
