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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:43:52 PM EDT
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"You can ride my tail anytime, Maverick."
-Iceman |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:44:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Looks like an F-15.
What is the story? |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:46:53 PM EDT
[#3]
yet another overzealous cop with a radargun [:D]
(Airforce boys, not Navy.) |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:49:17 PM EDT
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I wonder if the UCMJ even deals with double-parking..........
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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:50:19 PM EDT
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It's a new type of laser guided bomb!
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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:51:53 PM EDT
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I dunno what the story is, the file is on a website with other funny/bizzare/scary wrecks.
one has a crotch rocket that Tboned another car and burrowed INSIDE. only the rear tire and seat are sticking out.. OUCH... See it in here.. [url]http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Wrecks/[/url] i wonder how the cops filled out the report for mavrick ;) who was at fault? the rookie who parked on a runway? or the flyboy to mashed the cruiser.. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:25:45 PM EDT
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Security patrol person in the car fell asleep, ran into the back of the F-15. Since she err, the security patrolman was asleep her head was slumped over so she didn't lose it.
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:30:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Security patrol person in the car fell asleep, ran into the back of the F-15. Since she err, the security patrolman was asleep her head was slumped over so she didn't lose it. Of all the ways to wreck a military career... Not only did you fall asleep at your post, you rammed a multi-million dollar jet fighter with your patrol car... |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:32:46 PM EDT
[#9]
Been there, almost done that! Flightline patrol on graveyard is the most boring job ever.
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:35:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Of all the ways to wreck a military career... Not only did you fall asleep at your post, you rammed a multi-million dollar jet fighter with your patrol car... Hey, look at the bright side.... ....4 more and she's an ACE!!!! |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:48:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Hey, look at the bright side.... ....4 more and she's an ACE!!!! Now, that's funny! [-=(_)=-] |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 8:55:22 PM EDT
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This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D]
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Posted: 11/11/2002 9:21:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D] [url=http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.swift/Aviation.html#11] Yeah right. [/url] |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 9:26:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D] [url=http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.swift/Aviation.html#11] Yeah right. [/url] Well, unless you can find Crown Vics on carriers (I doubt Ford would meet the Navy's reliability standards), it probably won't... |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 9:27:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Been there, almost done that! Flightline patrol on graveyard is the most boring job ever. You were/are a SP? |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 9:38:58 PM EDT
[#16]
Its only a kill if she has someone else confirm it :)
As for it never happening on a carrier, the best stories I've ever heard from the flight deck involve an overweight slovenly female deckhand who caught a draft from an E2C going to full power and ended up bouncing down the flight deck and into the Indian Ocean. A trailing destroyer picked her up. She was Section Eighted a week later. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 10:35:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D] [url=http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.swift/Aviation.html#11] Yeah right. [/url] Well, unless you can find Crown Vics on carriers (I doubt Ford would meet the Navy's reliability standards), it probably won't... That exactly was my point.....I didn't say "NOTHING would have ever happened", I said "THIS would have never happened"... |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 10:53:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Its only a kill if she has someone else confirm it :) As for it never happening on a carrier, the best stories I've ever heard from the flight deck involve an overweight slovenly female deckhand who caught a draft from an E2C going to full power and ended up bouncing down the flight deck and into the Indian Ocean. A trailing destroyer picked her up. She was Section Eighted a week later. Like that couldn't happen to a man? I remember footage of a dumbass deckhand stepping in front of the intake of an EA-6 and getting sucked in. Stupid people don't last long without nannies, regardless of sex. |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 10:57:06 PM EDT
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MP: "Excuse me Ma'am, is your car stuck?"
Lady: "No! I'm delivering a fucking plane" |
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Posted: 11/11/2002 11:01:15 PM EDT
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That my friends is the result of what happens when Game Wardens are unleashed on the populace. We must rise up against these JBT's least they do this to us all.
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Posted: 11/11/2002 11:19:26 PM EDT
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????[>:/]????
I don't get it... We are from France... Quoted: That my friends is the result of what happens when Game Wardens are unleashed on the populace. We must rise up against these JBT's least they do this to us all. |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 12:12:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: ????[>:/]???? I don't get it... We are from France... Quoted: That my friends is the result of what happens when Game Wardens are unleashed on the populace. We must rise up against these JBT's least they do this to us all. Sorry Aztrooper, just my quirky attempt at humor: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=153895&page=1 |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 1:43:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Its only a kill if she has someone else confirm it :) As for it never happening on a carrier, the best stories I've ever heard from the flight deck involve an overweight slovenly female deckhand who caught a draft from an E2C going to full power and ended up bouncing down the flight deck and into the Indian Ocean. A trailing destroyer picked her up. She was Section Eighted a week later. Like that couldn't happen to a man? I remember footage of a dumbass deckhand stepping in front of the intake of an EA-6 and getting sucked in. Stupid people don't last long without nannies, regardless of sex. Where did I say it was because of her gender that it happened? Of course it could happen to a man, a skinny black man, or a fat asian guy, or even a ben-affleck-looking white dude. But as it happened, it was a fat chick. Whats the big deal? Loosen up guy and put the NOW card away |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 2:38:09 AM EDT
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Which one gets the kill sticker?
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Posted: 11/12/2002 7:50:31 AM EDT
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They ended up cutting the top off and the doors to get the the car out.
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Posted: 11/12/2002 7:55:58 AM EDT
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I heard that this particular car-F15 incident was caused when the driver leaned over to retrieve an errant cell phone on the floor of the car, and at a very bad moment.
Regarding the guy who got sucked into the EA-6: Was he exhausted afterwards? [:D] CJ |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 8:00:51 AM EDT
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So is that the Navys new catapult system?
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Posted: 11/12/2002 8:10:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Regarding the guy who got sucked into the EA-6: Was he exhausted afterwards? [:D] CJ He survived, believe it or not..... Scott |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 8:12:39 AM EDT
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...taking down the enemy...story....
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Posted: 11/12/2002 8:13:53 AM EDT
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If you've never worked on the roof do me a favor and shut up, if you have you will understand what long hours and a high op-temp do to people. I'm not saying that there aren't stupid people doing stupid stuff (thats why the galley has TAD billets), I've had my heart in my mouth once or twice and I'm far from a dumb-ass. Walk out from behind the Island during flight ops one time and then talk.
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Posted: 11/12/2002 8:19:35 AM EDT
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Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
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Posted: 11/12/2002 8:27:26 AM EDT
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Another [b]"JACKA$$"[/b] stunt gone horribly wrong![:O]
We need to ban these things! "For the Children" of course![:D] BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 1:12:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: If you've never worked on the roof do me a favor and shut up, if you have you will understand what long hours and a high op-temp do to people. I'm not saying that there aren't stupid people doing stupid stuff (thats why the galley has TAD billets), I've had my heart in my mouth once or twice and I'm far from a dumb-ass. Walk out from behind the Island during flight ops one time and then talk. Relax bro, I don't think anyone would disagree with you, but you gotta admit, this is funny. |
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Posted: 11/12/2002 2:03:43 PM EDT
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I guess "not a single pound for air-to-ground" was violated handily. [:D]
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