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Posted: 11/11/2002 7:42:18 PM EDT
[img]http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Wrecks/Plane%20Landing%20on%20a%20Lumina.jpg[/img] Mavrick... mashed the ball!
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:43:52 PM EDT
"You can ride my tail anytime, Maverick." -Iceman
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:44:53 PM EDT
Looks like an F-15. What is the story?
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:46:53 PM EDT
yet another overzealous cop with a radargun [:D] (Airforce boys, not Navy.)
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:49:17 PM EDT
I wonder if the UCMJ even deals with double-parking..........
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:50:19 PM EDT
It's a new type of laser guided bomb!
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:51:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2002 7:54:30 PM EDT by NOVA5]
I dunno what the story is, the file is on a website with other funny/bizzare/scary wrecks. one has a crotch rocket that Tboned another car and burrowed INSIDE. only the rear tire and seat are sticking out.. OUCH... See it in here.. [url]http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Wrecks/[/url] i wonder how the cops filled out the report for mavrick ;) who was at fault? the rookie who parked on a runway? or the flyboy to mashed the cruiser..
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:25:45 PM EDT
Security patrol person in the car fell asleep, ran into the back of the F-15. Since she err, the security patrolman was asleep her head was slumped over so she didn't lose it.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:30:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USNJoe: Security patrol person in the car fell asleep, ran into the back of the F-15. Since she err, the security patrolman was asleep her head was slumped over so she didn't lose it.
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Of all the ways to wreck a military career... Not only did you fall asleep at your post, you rammed a multi-million dollar jet fighter with your patrol car...
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:32:46 PM EDT
Been there, almost done that! Flightline patrol on graveyard is the most boring job ever.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:35:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dave_A: Of all the ways to wreck a military career... Not only did you fall asleep at your post, you rammed a multi-million dollar jet fighter with your patrol car...
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Hey, look at the bright side.... ....4 more and she's an ACE!!!!
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:48:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CarbineMonoxide:
Originally Posted By Dave_A: Hey, look at the bright side.... ....4 more and she's an ACE!!!!
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Now, that's funny! [-=(_)=-]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:55:22 PM EDT
This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 9:21:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By prk: This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D]
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[url=http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.swift/Aviation.html#11] Yeah right. [/url]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 9:26:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Axel:
Originally Posted By prk: This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D]
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[url=http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.swift/Aviation.html#11] Yeah right. [/url]
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Well, unless you can find Crown Vics on carriers (I doubt Ford would meet the Navy's reliability standards), it probably won't...
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 9:27:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mr45auto: Been there, almost done that! Flightline patrol on graveyard is the most boring job ever.
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You were/are a SP?
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 9:38:58 PM EDT
Its only a kill if she has someone else confirm it :) As for it never happening on a carrier, the best stories I've ever heard from the flight deck involve an overweight slovenly female deckhand who caught a draft from an E2C going to full power and ended up bouncing down the flight deck and into the Indian Ocean. A trailing destroyer picked her up. She was Section Eighted a week later.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 10:35:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2002 10:36:32 PM EDT by prk]
Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Originally Posted By Axel:
Originally Posted By prk: This would have never happened on a carrier...[:D]
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[url=http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.swift/Aviation.html#11] Yeah right. [/url]
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Well, unless you can find Crown Vics on carriers (I doubt Ford would meet the Navy's reliability standards), it probably won't...
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That exactly was my point.....I didn't say "NOTHING would have ever happened", I said "THIS would have never happened"...
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 10:53:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RebelGray: Its only a kill if she has someone else confirm it :) As for it never happening on a carrier, the best stories I've ever heard from the flight deck involve an overweight slovenly female deckhand who caught a draft from an E2C going to full power and ended up bouncing down the flight deck and into the Indian Ocean. A trailing destroyer picked her up. She was Section Eighted a week later.
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Like that couldn't happen to a man? I remember footage of a dumbass deckhand stepping in front of the intake of an EA-6 and getting sucked in. Stupid people don't last long without nannies, regardless of sex.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 10:57:06 PM EDT
MP: "Excuse me Ma'am, is your car stuck?" Lady: "No! I'm delivering a fucking plane"
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 11:01:15 PM EDT
That my friends is the result of what happens when Game Wardens are unleashed on the populace. We must rise up against these JBT's least they do this to us all.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 11:19:26 PM EDT
????[>:/]???? I don't get it... We are from France...
Originally Posted By legrue: That my friends is the result of what happens when Game Wardens are unleashed on the populace. We must rise up against these JBT's least they do this to us all.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2002 12:12:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By aztrooper: ????[>:/]???? I don't get it... We are from France...
Originally Posted By legrue: That my friends is the result of what happens when Game Wardens are unleashed on the populace. We must rise up against these JBT's least they do this to us all.
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Sorry Aztrooper, just my quirky attempt at humor: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=153895&page=1
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 1:43:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By RebelGray: Its only a kill if she has someone else confirm it :) As for it never happening on a carrier, the best stories I've ever heard from the flight deck involve an overweight slovenly female deckhand who caught a draft from an E2C going to full power and ended up bouncing down the flight deck and into the Indian Ocean. A trailing destroyer picked her up. She was Section Eighted a week later.
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Like that couldn't happen to a man? I remember footage of a dumbass deckhand stepping in front of the intake of an EA-6 and getting sucked in. Stupid people don't last long without nannies, regardless of sex.
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Where did I say it was because of her gender that it happened? Of course it could happen to a man, a skinny black man, or a fat asian guy, or even a ben-affleck-looking white dude. But as it happened, it was a fat chick. Whats the big deal? Loosen up guy and put the NOW card away
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 2:38:09 AM EDT
Which one gets the kill sticker?
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 7:50:31 AM EDT
They ended up cutting the top off and the doors to get the the car out.
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 7:55:58 AM EDT
I heard that this particular car-F15 incident was caused when the driver leaned over to retrieve an errant cell phone on the floor of the car, and at a very bad moment. Regarding the guy who got sucked into the EA-6: Was he exhausted afterwards? [:D] CJ
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 8:00:51 AM EDT
So is that the Navys new catapult system?
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 8:10:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson: Regarding the guy who got sucked into the EA-6: Was he exhausted afterwards? [:D] CJ
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He survived, believe it or not..... Scott
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 8:12:39 AM EDT
...taking down the enemy...story....
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 8:13:53 AM EDT
If you've never worked on the roof do me a favor and shut up, if you have you will understand what long hours and a high op-temp do to people. I'm not saying that there aren't stupid people doing stupid stuff (thats why the galley has TAD billets), I've had my heart in my mouth once or twice and I'm far from a dumb-ass. Walk out from behind the Island during flight ops one time and then talk.
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 8:19:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2002 8:22:54 AM EDT by toaster]
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 8:27:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/12/2002 8:29:37 AM EDT by BigDozer66]
Another [b]"JACKA$$"[/b] stunt gone horribly wrong![:O] We need to ban these things! "For the Children" of course![:D] BigDozer66
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 1:12:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PluckMaster: If you've never worked on the roof do me a favor and shut up, if you have you will understand what long hours and a high op-temp do to people. I'm not saying that there aren't stupid people doing stupid stuff (thats why the galley has TAD billets), I've had my heart in my mouth once or twice and I'm far from a dumb-ass. Walk out from behind the Island during flight ops one time and then talk.
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Relax bro, I don't think anyone would disagree with you, but you gotta admit, this is funny.
Link Posted: 11/12/2002 2:03:43 PM EDT
I guess "not a single pound for air-to-ground" was violated handily. [:D]
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