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9/12/2013 11:59:38 AM EDT
Here's the scenario. I drop my daughter off and pick her up everyday from school. School lets out at 3:30 but you have to get in line out on the street around 2:35-2:45 if you want to get your kid in a timely fashion.

So here's the set up, everyday around 2:35 cars start lining up. It's mostly moms in SUV's waiting in line. Around 3:25 the local constable shows up to open the school gate and direct cars in. So most of us sit in line for almost an hour to pick up our kids. I don't mind the wait, as it gives me time to read up on the forums.


Now here's the problem, every single day since the beginning of the year there has been an asshat that decides to show up in line at 3:20ish, instead of getting at the back of the line like a respectful person would he waits for the cop to open the gate and then forces his way into the front of the line. I'm rarely at the very front but I have seen numerous moms say something to him and he keeps doing it. It's slightly irritating.

I have given serious thought to telling the guy to FO and get in line like everyone else but then I figure he's probably too stupid to understand what I'm saying.

What would Arfcom do?
9/12/2013 12:03:47 PM EDT
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Make the kid ride the bus?
9/12/2013 12:06:29 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.
9/12/2013 12:08:28 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.


Do you sit at a round table?

Do you carry a sword?
9/12/2013 12:09:15 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.


Do you sit at a round table?

Do you carry a sword?


My kitchen table is round. No sword.
9/12/2013 12:09:38 PM EDT
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Yank him out of his car and piss on him to establish dominance. The women will flock to the new alpha......profit.

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9/12/2013 12:10:40 PM EDT
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Is there any decent place to park that's within like 10 minutes' walk of the school? You could skip the line entirely, park at 3:15 and just hoof it down to the front of the school, and avoid the line-cutting jerkass entirely.

Is it possible to talk to the cop who directs traffic, or maybe convince the school to put up some cones or something that he'd have to smash to cut into the front of the line like that?
9/12/2013 12:11:06 PM EDT
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Dicks gonna dick.
9/12/2013 12:11:56 PM EDT
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Dress like the doucheiest douchnozzle you can and the next time he does it go up and fist bump him, and tell him it is sooooo coool to blow of the stupid bi&(*s in line.

Nvrmnd, sarcasm will be lost on him.
MYOB
9/12/2013 12:12:09 PM EDT
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Captain Save A Ho
9/12/2013 12:12:19 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.


Do you sit at a round table?

Do you carry a sword?


My kitchen table is round. No sword.


Majestic steed ?

9/12/2013 12:13:30 PM EDT
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Here's the scenario. I drop my daughter off and pick her up everyday from school. School lets out at 3:30 but you have to get in line out on the street around 2:35-2:45 if you want to get your kid in a timely fashion.

So here's the set up, everyday around 2:35 cars start lining up. It's mostly moms in SUV's waiting in line. Around 3:25 the local constable shows up to open the school gate and direct cars in. So most of us sit in line for almost an hour to pick up our kids. I don't mind the wait, as it gives me time to read up on the forums.


Now here's the problem, every single day since the beginning of the year there has been an asshat that decides to show up in line at 3:20ish, instead of getting at the back of the line like a respectful person would he waits for the cop to open the gate and then forces his way into the front of the line. I'm rarely at the very front but I have seen numerous moms say something to him and he keeps doing it. It's slightly irritating.

I have given serious thought to telling the guy to FO and get in line like everyone else but then I figure he's probably too stupid to understand what I'm saying.

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Sounds like the "asshat" is a smart man.
9/12/2013 12:14:12 PM EDT
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Tell the constable guy that opens the gate?

At our school it is the same shit. Every day there is some dumbass that stops in the dropoff lane in the morning or pickup lane after school and gets out of their car fucking up the whole process. It blows my mind how some moron can not realize that 50 cars are in line behind them and not to park and get out.

9/12/2013 12:14:14 PM EDT
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Complain to the cop about it.  Thats what I did when picking up one of my kids at school.  every day it was the same asswipe and after he almost hit my truck I said something to the cop.  After that the cop forced him to drive thru without stopping and go to the back of the line.
9/12/2013 12:15:53 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.

Simple give it time one of them women is married to a cop or brother is a cop, dickhead will be taken care of. They can get more done than you.
9/12/2013 12:17:04 PM EDT
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Assume your ultimate form and fucking wreck him.

If you really want him to pee himself, give him the wolf stare first.
9/12/2013 12:18:20 PM EDT
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Take a picture of him and his vehicle and turn it into a new "scumbag" meme?    print it out on poster size paper with the words "cuts in line"  and give one to every woman in the line stick on their car?
9/12/2013 12:18:29 PM EDT
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Send your wife to wait in line with the rest of the women? You could be 6 beers deep at the house in that time frame. Cutting logs or stacking bags of cement like other men do.
9/12/2013 12:19:23 PM EDT
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Always blade at 45.
9/12/2013 12:19:31 PM EDT
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Take video of said asshat and send to local TV news. Most stations will have someone who comments on such things. You need a little luck, slow news day or someone who gets really pissed about rude people, to get it on the air. Maybe they can shame him into decent behavior(or not).

Don in Ohio
9/12/2013 12:20:21 PM EDT
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Great ideas so far keep them coming. I'm actually 2nd in line today. Hopefully he decides to cut in front of me today.
9/12/2013 12:20:54 PM EDT
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yet another reason i dont want kids
9/12/2013 12:21:44 PM EDT
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9/12/2013 12:22:55 PM EDT
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Why doesn't everyone show up at the time they open the gates instead of sitting there? Doesn't make any sense.
9/12/2013 12:23:49 PM EDT
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Pull up so he can't get through the gait and let him wait till the lines gone. Or reshape his head, either works
9/12/2013 12:24:10 PM EDT
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9/12/2013 12:25:06 PM EDT
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Homeschool.
9/12/2013 12:25:07 PM EDT
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Apparently, you drive a car.  Be a man, and get a big jacked up diesel.  The rest will come naturally once you begin to produce testosterone again
9/12/2013 12:26:40 PM EDT
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Is there any decent place to park that's within like 10 minutes' walk of the school? You could skip the line entirely, park at 3:15 and just hoof it down to the front of the school, and avoid the line-cutting jerkass entirely.



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This is the best answer so far. Thinking outside the box.

 
9/12/2013 12:28:47 PM EDT
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They don't have anything better to do unlike "ass hat" who is obviously pressed for time as evidenced by the complaining of the hoi polloi.    
9/12/2013 12:28:57 PM EDT
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Where's he coming from that he's able to cut in? Can you take his place? Block his access? Get out and speak to the other drivers and explain what you are doing and get one of them to agree to let you, but not him into line after it's flowing.

A friend did something like this on the interstate, stuck in stop & go traffic towing a horse trailer he sees some jackass passing everyone in the emergency lane. Instinctively he pulled out of line and blocked him. Realizing he had lost his spot, he looked over to see the car behind him driver giving him a thumbs up and holding his spot and smiling.

I'm with you OP, two days out of three I'm in the same line, two different schools, picking up & dropping off.
9/12/2013 12:30:39 PM EDT
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No car here.

Here's my jacked up diesel-



But I'm in my work truck today-



9/12/2013 12:34:10 PM EDT
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No car here.

Here's my jacked up diesel-

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/971147_10201360759367287_1879896070_n.jpg

But I'm in my work truck today-

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/309995_10201319990148082_885956003_n.jpg


White horses for our gallant white knight!
9/12/2013 12:35:16 PM EDT
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Why's it got to be a white knight, MAN?
9/12/2013 12:36:16 PM EDT
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The line at my son's school starts forming like yours.  I've decided NOT to wait it out, and instead, to show up later on, and perhaps only have a dozen or so people in front of me.
9/12/2013 12:38:38 PM EDT
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birth control would have prevented this.
9/12/2013 12:42:59 PM EDT
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Apparently, you drive a car.  Be a man, and get a big jacked up diesel.  The rest will come naturally once you begin to produce testosterone again


No car here.

Here's my jacked up diesel-

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/971147_10201360759367287_1879896070_n.jpg

But I'm in my work truck today-

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/309995_10201319990148082_885956003_n.jpg


White horses for our gallant white knight!



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Majestic steed ?




9/12/2013 12:45:05 PM EDT
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#firstworldproblems

Be glad you're kids don't have to navigate a dilapidated rope bridge to get home from school.

9/12/2013 12:50:04 PM EDT
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Apparently, you drive a car.  Be a man, and get a big jacked up diesel.  The rest will come naturally once you begin to produce testosterone again


No car here.

Here's my jacked up diesel-

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/971147_10201360759367287_1879896070_n.jpg

But I'm in my work truck today-

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/309995_10201319990148082_885956003_n.jpg




Theres your problem no truck nutz! Nothing tells the world im in charge like a big pair of steel balls swinging from your hitch.
9/12/2013 12:51:15 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.


Get over it and move on.
9/12/2013 12:52:26 PM EDT
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9/12/2013 12:54:38 PM EDT
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What the heck kinda school are your kids going to?  
9/12/2013 1:00:45 PM EDT
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Maybe you could have your kid wait after school for 30 minutes and then you can come in and pick him/her up after the line dies down and save your self the headache of waiting in a car for an hour every day. Otherwise you need to work on your wolf stare and blading skills.
9/12/2013 1:00:55 PM EDT
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That will never happen. The guy cutting doesn't really bother me, it bothers all the women in line for sure. I don't like seeing women disrespected.


LOL

That's the most ridiculous backpedaling rationalization that I've heard here in a while. I know you are afraid to look weak but, trust me, it's ok to admit that someone cutting in line bothers you.

I agree with the guy that says park and walk in.
9/12/2013 1:02:46 PM EDT
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The public school in the small town we live in. My wife was hellbent on our daughter going to a private school but I felt public school was better to teach our only child about the differences in people.
9/12/2013 1:04:28 PM EDT
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9/12/2013 1:04:43 PM EDT
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I wouldn't want to wait in line for an hour either.
9/12/2013 1:06:31 PM EDT
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9/12/2013 1:09:49 PM EDT
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9/12/2013 1:16:09 PM EDT
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That's democrat talk there, buddy.
9/12/2013 1:21:03 PM EDT
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Tell the constable guy that opens the gate?

At our school it is the same shit. Every day there is some dumbass that stops in the dropoff lane in the morning or pickup lane after school and gets out of their car fucking up the whole process. It blows my mind how some moron can not realize that 50 cars are in line behind them and not to park and get out.

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This is easy to solve.  Get an accomplice mom and box him in, then when he comes out to drive away, you both have a really hard time getting your kids seat belt fastened.  Like 10 minutes worth of difficulty.
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