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9/11/2013 4:29:00 PM EDT
Jo has a gerbil and a German Shepherd. The shepherd eats 14 times as much food as the gerbil. Altogether, they eat 225 ounces of dry food per week. How many ounces of dry food does the German shepherd eat per week?

Someone help me feel less stupid!!
9/11/2013 4:30:19 PM EDT
[#1]
210
9/11/2013 4:30:30 PM EDT
[#2]
It's a division problem...
9/11/2013 4:31:18 PM EDT
[#3]
225/15 = 15

15*14 = 210

Answer: 210
9/11/2013 4:31:33 PM EDT
[#4]
x = food gerbil eats

14x = food shepard eats







x + 14x = 225

 
9/11/2013 4:31:38 PM EDT
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Jo has a gerbil and a German Shepherd. The shepherd eats 14 times as much food as the gerbil. Altogether, they eat 225 ounces of dry food per week. How many ounces of dry food does the German shepherd eat per week?

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14x+x=225
15x=225
x=15

The gerbil eats 15 ounces. The Shepard eats 210 ounces.
9/11/2013 4:31:43 PM EDT
[#6]
X + (X/14) = 225

Solve for X
9/11/2013 4:33:17 PM EDT
[#7]
87

2nd 3.14
9/11/2013 4:33:45 PM EDT
[#8]
German Shepherd eats gerbil to help reduce weekly expenses.



9/11/2013 4:33:48 PM EDT
[#9]
If the German Shepard eats the gerbil, he gets all the food. Stupid gerbils shouldn't be eating dog food anyways...
9/11/2013 4:34:05 PM EDT
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x = food gerbil eats14x = food shepard eats

x + 14x = 225
 
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This
9/11/2013 4:34:31 PM EDT
[#11]
who the fuck feeds their dog and gerbil the same food?
9/11/2013 4:34:40 PM EDT
[#12]
The Gerbil's name is Phil and the GSD has the name of Roberto
9/11/2013 4:34:43 PM EDT
[#13]
not the math I remember from the 5th grade,  damn.  by the time my kid makes it they will be doing calc and trig in grade school.
9/11/2013 4:35:08 PM EDT
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That's what I'm thinking
9/11/2013 4:35:17 PM EDT
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Hmmm, let me think about that a bit.




9/11/2013 4:35:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Jeez

They are all wrong

87
9/11/2013 4:35:58 PM EDT
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x = food gerbil eats14x = food shepard eats



x + 14x = 225

 




This
Not in 5th grade, though.

 
9/11/2013 4:36:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Damn, my son hasn't had a math problem like that yet, and he's in the 5th grade as well.
Public school in sc...woot.
9/11/2013 4:37:08 PM EDT
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225/15 = 15

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Answer: 210
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9/11/2013 4:38:14 PM EDT
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14x+x=225
15x=225
x=15

The gerbil eats 15 ounces. The Shepard eats 210 ounces.
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Jo has a gerbil and a German Shepherd. The shepherd eats 14 times as much food as the gerbil. Altogether, they eat 225 ounces of dry food per week. How many ounces of dry food does the German shepherd eat per week?

Someone help me feel less stupid!!


14x+x=225
15x=225
x=15

The gerbil eats 15 ounces. The Shepard eats 210 ounces.


That's a huge gerbil...
9/11/2013 4:39:40 PM EDT
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Yep.

And, I like basic algebra, so...




If the amount of food the gerbil eats = x, then the amount of food the GSD eats =14x




Now we have the amount of food the gerbil eats and the amount of food the GSD eats, so we need to add those amounts together to = 225...

x + 14x = 225




Then reduce:

15x = 225

In order to isolate x, divide () each side by 15

15x / 15 = 225 / 15




Thus:

x = 15




The gerbil eats 15 ounces of food, which means the GSD eats what is left over of the 225 ounces (225-15), or 210 ounces.  Or you can keep going with x, e.g. if the gerbil eats 15 ounces of food, then the GSD eats 14 times that amount, and we again arrive at 210 ounces.










Nuked.
9/11/2013 4:40:31 PM EDT
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Jo has a gerbil and a German Shepherd. The shepherd eats 14 times as much food as the gerbil. Altogether, they eat 225 ounces of dry food per week. What round does the LEO use to kill Jo's dag?
9/11/2013 4:41:21 PM EDT
[#23]
It WILL take off.

9/11/2013 4:41:50 PM EDT
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Always switch to the remaining door!!
9/11/2013 4:42:20 PM EDT
[#25]
None the liberal teacher puts the gerbils in his ass hole and the German shepherd eats all of the food.
9/11/2013 4:42:46 PM EDT
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If the Gerbil is on a tread mill on an airplane that is on a treadmill the answer is 87
9/11/2013 4:43:59 PM EDT
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9/11/2013 4:44:51 PM EDT
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14x + x = 225

15x = 225

x = 15

So 14x = 210
9/11/2013 4:45:14 PM EDT
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Jo has a gerbil and a German Shepherd. The shepherd eats 14 times as much food as the gerbil. Altogether, they eat 225 ounces of dry food per week. How many ounces of dry food does the German shepherd eat per week?



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1 gerbil



1 dog



5th grade



14 times



225 ounces



per week  so that is 52



225-52= 173.....173 + 14 +5 +1 +1= 194....So 194 is the base answer then figure 14 (for the ratio) + 2 animals....you get your answer 210





Rather simple math..



 
9/11/2013 4:45:26 PM EDT
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If Timmy buys a baseball and bat for $110 and the bat cost $100 more than the ball, how much was the bat?

Wes
9/11/2013 4:45:36 PM EDT
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even better
9/11/2013 4:46:10 PM EDT
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Not in 5th grade, though.  


How do you do it in 5th grade?
9/11/2013 4:47:51 PM EDT
[#33]
14 inta 225 equals 16.07


225 take away 16.07 equals 208.93
9/11/2013 4:48:40 PM EDT
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What you did there... I sees it
9/11/2013 4:48:58 PM EDT
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I got 210.
9/11/2013 4:49:46 PM EDT
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15 x 40S&W = /GSD
9/11/2013 4:53:46 PM EDT
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Someone do a meme for the male equivalent.


9/11/2013 4:59:42 PM EDT
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Jo has a gerbil and a German Shepherd. The shepherd eats 14 times as much food as the gerbil. Altogether, they eat 225 ounces of dry food per week. How many ounces of dry food does the German shepherd eat per week?





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Dad had 3 beers before the bus came home with the boy.

 






Dad had 3 more beers before he knew about Joe the Gerbil and his mutt.  







Dad got dinner fixed and the oil changed in Mommy's car, but didn't do it right... or something... that made mommy yell.  Daddy got real quiet.  Too quiet.  Daddy's quiet scares me.







We don't have a dog anymore. And the gerbil is gone, too.  




ETA:  Don't send shit homework with my kids that I don't feel like doing "as a challenge" unless you want a disturbing "creative writing assignment" coming back.    If I am going to do my kid's homework... I am going to do the homework that I wish he had been sent home.  Prepare your therapist.  












 
9/11/2013 5:01:03 PM EDT
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"Fuck this shit, Ill just ask ARFCOM."
9/11/2013 5:03:29 PM EDT
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I weep for the future present
9/11/2013 5:03:58 PM EDT
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is the gerbil shaved? nails clipped?

14 portions + 1 portion= 15 portions
225/15=15 oz.

225-15= 210 oz. for the GSD ( 14 portions of 15 oz)
9/11/2013 5:04:25 PM EDT
[#42]
Cow....c....o....w, eieio.
9/11/2013 5:05:24 PM EDT
[#43]
Gerbils are dangerous
9/11/2013 5:07:04 PM EDT
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what did one gerbil say to the other?

"It's Saturday night; let's go over to Richard Gere's place and get shit-faced"..
9/11/2013 5:09:10 PM EDT
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0 oz's..

He was full after eating the gerbil...
9/11/2013 5:10:06 PM EDT
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0.

On the first day of the first week, the German Shepherd ate the gerbil.  Thus, the gerbil ate nothing.  0x14=0
9/11/2013 5:14:31 PM EDT
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Beat you by 56 seconds....

But you showed your work.......
9/11/2013 5:15:18 PM EDT
[#48]
What's that movie with the kid who becomes the Minnesota Twins Manger? Yea, this is exactly the same scenario and I am laughing.
9/11/2013 5:22:13 PM EDT
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Fuck you, I wanted to post that.

Mine was going to be...Feed the gerbil to the dog, next week the math gets easier.
9/11/2013 5:22:17 PM EDT
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If Timmy buys a baseball and bat for $110 and the bat cost $100 more than the ball, how much was the bat?

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x + y = 110

x - y = 100


x = 100 + y
100 + y + y = 110
2y = 10
y = 5
x = 105

Bat cost 105.  

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