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9/2/2013 5:28:34 AM EDT
Fucking thieves....it's amazing the shit they come up with.





9/2/2013 5:33:37 AM EDT
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9/2/2013 5:38:13 AM EDT
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I came here hoping for this
9/2/2013 5:38:40 AM EDT
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Why I always lock my vehicle even when I'm pumping gas, or at least watching my surroundings.

Don't these ppl get enough of our monies from .gov assistance
9/2/2013 5:43:32 AM EDT
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I was expecting to see pictures of delicious mini hamburgers
9/2/2013 5:45:07 AM EDT
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Those are goblins.

These are sliders!

9/2/2013 5:52:35 AM EDT
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Was thinking of this...



9/2/2013 5:54:24 AM EDT
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I hate thieves.

I love these:


Too bad I haven't had one in over a decade.

In fact, I accidently blew my last bag apart with the muzzle blast from Duke Nukem's rifle back at a Missouri MODCC shoot, way back when.

I didn't love sliders enough to try them with gunpowder seasoning.
9/2/2013 6:05:50 AM EDT
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lock your doors morans
9/2/2013 6:10:18 AM EDT
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A sign of the times, not very surprising with the unemployment rate these days



I did notice that these active thieves were 0bummers sons
9/2/2013 6:14:07 AM EDT
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Needs more Pitbull in the passenger seat.
9/2/2013 6:47:19 AM EDT
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A sign of the times, not very surprising with the unemployment rate these days



I did notice that these active thieves were 0bummers sons
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That group wasn't working before and won't be working after.
9/2/2013 6:50:26 AM EDT
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1:34

Would let her slide on me.....
9/2/2013 6:51:24 AM EDT
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I thought that's what this thread was going to be about, too



 
9/2/2013 6:56:11 AM EDT
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There is an obvious pattern with these incidents.
9/2/2013 6:59:17 AM EDT
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Lock your doors...
9/2/2013 6:59:54 AM EDT
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They slide right in and they slide right out
9/2/2013 7:02:00 AM EDT
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I came here hoping for this
My first thought as well.

 
9/2/2013 7:04:43 AM EDT
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That just pisses me off. Here you are just going about your day and these shitheads just grab and go. Talk about ruining your day.
9/2/2013 7:05:33 AM EDT
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another reason to have the pooce with you.


9/2/2013 7:08:36 AM EDT
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What's a pooce?

A cop friend warned me about this a week or so ago. He said lock your doors, even the drivers side, while your getting gas.
9/2/2013 7:09:20 AM EDT
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Door locks, how do they work?
9/2/2013 7:10:43 AM EDT
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Is it last month again?
9/2/2013 7:12:59 AM EDT
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They all had tinted windows too. I wonder if those guys ever hit up non-tinted?
9/2/2013 7:14:29 AM EDT
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well they have the thief's license plate number on video... do they even pursue these cases?
9/2/2013 8:18:09 AM EDT
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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?
9/2/2013 8:25:36 AM EDT
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So, I hope these sons of Obama are driving stolen cars because otherwise, the cops know exactly who they are from the license plate.
9/2/2013 8:27:37 AM EDT
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The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park.  I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.
9/2/2013 8:34:40 AM EDT
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There is nothing on my passenger seat to steal, my wallet is in my pants and I don't carry a purse or fag bag.
9/2/2013 8:37:20 AM EDT
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it's all because whitey is race-iss
9/2/2013 8:37:54 AM EDT
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My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
9/2/2013 8:39:54 AM EDT
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My Tundra came with settings like "all doors unlock when the vehicle is put in park".  What the fuck?  I couldn't believe it.





I went to the dealer and got all parameters corrected.  Lock behavior, seatbelt chimes, all of it.
 
9/2/2013 8:42:11 AM EDT
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Pieces of shit , all of them.
9/2/2013 8:43:50 AM EDT
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.
9/2/2013 8:45:33 AM EDT
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?



If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.





Call it Bait Purse.
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Add CS



 
9/2/2013 8:46:28 AM EDT
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.

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I think you just crossed the red line.  Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.
9/2/2013 8:46:35 AM EDT
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Am I out of my car? If yes, I lock the door. Pretty simple concept. I also don't leave anything valuable in it.



 
9/2/2013 8:47:16 AM EDT
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I think you just crossed the red line.  Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?



If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.





Call it Bait Purse.


Add CS

 




I think you just crossed the red line.  Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.


Oh Fuck!  I wasn't thinking about the red line!  



 
9/2/2013 8:47:39 AM EDT
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I think you just crossed the red line.  Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.
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Can you buy the dye packs that banks use?



If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye 5-10 seconds later.





Call it Bait Purse.


Add CS

 




I think you just crossed the red line.  Prepare for incoming cruise missiles.


Does Congress approve?





 
9/2/2013 8:48:18 AM EDT
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My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?




My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
You can probably get those settings changed.

 
9/2/2013 8:48:34 AM EDT
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Needs more Pitbull in the passenger seat.
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My 13 year old border collie would fight to the death if a stranger opened the door....50 lbs. of smart....
9/2/2013 8:50:49 AM EDT
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The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park.  I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.
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The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park.  I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.


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My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.


That sucks ass.
9/2/2013 8:50:59 AM EDT
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Can you buy the dye packs claymore that banks the military use?



If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs a claymore and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye blood and body parts 5-10 seconds later.





Call it Bait Purse.
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FIFY



 
9/2/2013 8:58:24 AM EDT
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I prefer this slider
9/2/2013 9:01:08 AM EDT
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Street Light Interference Phenomenon - SLIders

9/2/2013 9:02:07 AM EDT
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FIFY
 
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Can you buy the dye packs claymore that banks the military use?

If so, it could be fun to get a purse and stuff it with dye packs a claymore and put the transceiver in your car.  Goon takes the purse and speeds off and sit and watch as the inside of the car gets sprayed with blue dye blood and body parts 5-10 seconds later.


Call it Bait Purse.


FIFY
 



9/2/2013 9:04:18 AM EDT
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I prefer this slider

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Yes, I could watch the opening with her turning around in that silver dress over and over again.



Sadly she had the ta-ta balloons removed.
 
9/2/2013 9:12:27 AM EDT
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When the welfare check  or EBT card just isn't enough.............
9/2/2013 9:15:39 AM EDT
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You can probably get those settings changed.  
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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?


My wife's Jeep ever so thoughtfully unlocks all of her doors for her when she gets out.
You can probably get those settings changed.  


Interesting... aside from the dealer, is there a way to set it?

ETA: came across this, will try it
Set the locks to auto-lock at 15 mph with NO auto unlock all when either front door is opened.
Get in the Jeep, insert the key. Cycle the key from insertion position to “on” position 5 times, upon completing the 5th cycle make sure the key ends in the “on” position, press the unlock switch up once..

ETA2: it worked, thx for the idea Snoopis
9/2/2013 9:20:09 AM EDT
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9/2/2013 9:29:47 AM EDT
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The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park.  I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.
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Who the fuck unlocks all their doors?

The GM SUV I drive for work unlocks when you shift to Park.  I grab the keys and hit the manual locking switch.


You can change the settings in the DIC.
(driver information centre)

Let me know what the vehicle is and I'll walk you through it.
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