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8/9/2013 9:10:27 AM EDT
Doesn't matter what it is.  Sour cream and onion, salsa, queso, chili and rice, sloppy joe....................

You load up the chip, hover over the dish for a couple of seconds, bounce up and down a time two, maybe even a fake move to the mouth, but as soon as you commit to the mouth.........................SPLAT.  

Your favorite shirt, your wife's favorite table cloth, your cell phone, the dog looking up at you longingly.......the target is always precious...........and messy.
8/9/2013 9:12:28 AM EDT
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The acceleration caused by you moving the chip to your mouth makes the loose dip fall off.
8/9/2013 9:13:02 AM EDT
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As soon as you commit to the mouth.........................SPLAT.  

Your favorite shirt, your wife's favorite table cloth, your cell phone, the dog looking up at you longingly.......the target is always precious...........and messy.
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8/9/2013 9:14:31 AM EDT
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8/9/2013 9:14:46 AM EDT
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Chip dip has attained consciousness.  
8/9/2013 9:20:36 AM EDT
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Because ceiling cat is watching and lets Murphy know?
8/9/2013 9:24:52 AM EDT
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Its not what the chip dip knows, as much as it is what you don't.

8/9/2013 9:35:04 AM EDT
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It only happens to people who cropdust innocent victims at the store
8/9/2013 9:39:54 AM EDT
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Your favorite shirt, your wife's favorite table cloth, your cell phone, the dog looking up at you longingly.......the target is always precious...........and messy.


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Sometimes chip dip is just chip dip.
8/9/2013 9:43:00 AM EDT
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Are you sure you're eating chip dip?
8/9/2013 9:43:43 AM EDT
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It's the same way that traffic lights KNOW if you are in a hurry.

It's either magnets or demons, or some combination.
8/9/2013 9:47:17 AM EDT
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OP needs to step off the treadmill.
8/9/2013 10:29:48 AM EDT
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Some folks simply see what they want to see.
8/9/2013 10:41:55 AM EDT
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