Posted: 8/4/2013 10:16:34 AM EDT
Kari in bikini: That is all. |
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shark week is by far the worst week of the year.
Facts about sharks: -Sharks have been known to swim over 400 miles upstream through the Mississippi River. -Sharks have an unlimmited number of teeth. -Sharks can smell 1/1,000,000 ml of blood on 100 billion cubic miles of water. -Great White Sharks have been clocked at speeds in excess of 184,000 miles/second(just under the speed of light) -The unlimited number of teeth in a sharks jaws rotate like a chainsaw, making its bite even more devistating. -Sharks don't bite humans because they believe we are seals. They bite because they hate. -Sharks control the liberal media and conceal the true number of shark attacks. Estimates range from 1.6-4.9 million per hour. |
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Clearly you are not watching shark week...also, your opinion is smelly. Quoted: shark week is by far the worst week of the year. Facts about sharks: -Sharks have been known to swim over 400 miles upstream through the Mississippi River. -Sharks have an unlimmited number of teeth. -Sharks can smell 1/1,000,000 ml of blood on 100 billion cubic miles of water. -Great White Sharks have been clocked at speeds in excess of 184,000 miles/second(just under the speed of light) -The unlimited number of teeth in a sharks jaws rotate like a chainsaw, making its bite even more devistating. -Sharks don't bite humans because they believe we are seals. They bite because they hate. -Sharks control the liberal media and conceal the true number of shark attacks. Estimates range from 1.6-4.9 million per hour. |
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shark week is by far the worst week of the year. Facts about sharks: -Sharks have been known to swim over 400 miles upstream through the Mississippi River. -Sharks have an unlimmited number of teeth. -Sharks can smell 1/1,000,000 ml of blood on 100 billion cubic miles of water. -Great White Sharks have been clocked at speeds in excess of 184,000 miles/second(just under the speed of light) -The unlimited number of teeth in a sharks jaws rotate like a chainsaw, making its bite even more devistating. -Sharks don't bite humans because they believe we are seals. They bite because they hate. -Sharks control the liberal media and conceal the true number of shark attacks. Estimates range from 1.6-4.9 million per hour. You forgot they can also fly in a tornado and destroy an entire city. 
I will watch if nothing else is on. But tonight I have piranhaconda on syfy. |
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just showed my 6 year old daughter this
her face was priceless! 
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That is a great commercial. |
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Fuck you Snuffy! 
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That is a great commercial. Quoted:
That is a great commercial. yeah it is. her draw dropped, thought she was going to cry.
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