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10/27/2002 11:08:13 PM EDT
What is Grimace? You know, the McDonalds character that is always accompanying The Hamburgalar. His is a big purple Hershys Kiss/Turd looking thing.

Please somebody help me on this. Mrs. -UHLEK- is really badgering me about this.

Thanks,
-UHLEK-

Here's a Pic-

[img]http://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/images/grimace4.gif[/img]
10/27/2002 11:09:58 PM EDT
[#1]
Barney's cousin.
10/27/2002 11:11:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Roger that, he's a dinosaur.

10/27/2002 11:12:44 PM EDT
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Barney's cousin.
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So it's a Dinosaur? What's it called? Pile-of-shit-a-saurus?
10/27/2002 11:16:50 PM EDT
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Barney's cousin.
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So it's a Dinosaur? What's it called? Pile-of-shit-a-saurus?
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Yes actually, you've never heard of it?

10/27/2002 11:18:31 PM EDT
[#5]
He is a comical representation of a hemmorhoid. Painful hemmorhoids cause some people to [b][purple]Grimace[/purple][/b].
10/27/2002 11:20:39 PM EDT
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Barney's cousin.
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So it's a Dinosaur? What's it called? Pile-of-shit-a-saurus?
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Yes actually, you've never heard of it?

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Pardon the ignorance on my part, must've been one of the dinosaurs they left out. (public school and all) [:p]
10/27/2002 11:53:14 PM EDT
[#7]
If I remember correctly, the McDonalds characters other than Ronald were specificly non-human but not of any particular animal.

Their identity comprises not of factual details, but emotions like happiness and satisfaction, all in order to scam your kids into wanting more McD's.


Just wait 'till the terrorists get ahold of McDonalds marketing department.
10/27/2002 11:59:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Then what's the deal with the Hamburglar?

I hope that's not satisfaction - he's a thief and should be dealt with accordingly.
10/28/2002 12:08:02 AM EDT
[#9]
That's for the backup plan, if parents aren't willing to give their kids Happy Meal money.
10/28/2002 12:10:28 AM EDT
[#10]
Grimace is a 94 year old rotten candy corn with eyes, arms and legs.

It should've just 'dissolved', but with all the preservatives it 'evolved' instead.

I ate his sister once.  [Damned, I'm going to burn in hell for saying that]
10/28/2002 12:10:46 AM EDT
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That's for the backup plan, if parents aren't willing to give their kids Happy Meal money.
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LOL!!  [beer]
10/28/2002 1:03:02 AM EDT
[#12]
I thought a "Grimace" was what you do when the illiterate behind the counter gives you your total for that quick and easy greasy junk takeout food.
10/28/2002 1:09:34 AM EDT
[#13]
The Grimace doesn't represent any morphotype other than his own. When first introduced, he had an enormous craving for McDonald's "Triple Thick Shakes", you know, the ones with the parafin mixed right in.
I believe he used to have more than two arms, the better to hold more shakes with, maybe he's down to two now...
Anyway, he was often with the Hamburgular because they both have a serious jones for a certain MickeyD's product. Mayor McCheese would send Big Mac (the police character) to deal with them both.
Am I the only one to remember this? Or did I imagine the whole thing..(it WAS the 60's after all)

EDITED TO ADD: I just saw the picture and he's obviously had an arm-ectomy. Also, he used to be more of a blue color...I would guess the purple is an obvious attempt to make the Barney association in the little Happy Meal-chompers' minds....
10/28/2002 1:21:53 AM EDT
[#14]
what a think tank we have here/
10/28/2002 1:32:55 AM EDT
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what a think tank we have here/
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