I have a few. My fav is "stop reading my stickers and buy your own". Another: Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit".
If all else fails, lower your standards.
Posted: 7/24/2013 4:26:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2013 4:27:17 PM EDT
[#2]
" in case of emergency give me head"
Posted: 7/24/2013 4:41:08 PM EDT
[#3]
My buddy's has a sticker that reads "If I dont get laid soon I'm going to kill someone." He is married and hasnt been laid in over 4 years.
Mine.
Posted: 7/24/2013 4:44:07 PM EDT
[#4]
When racing cars I added cg stickers like a crash test dummy.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 4:48:00 PM EDT
[#5]
A couple of my favorites..............
"I defeated anexoria."
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look at it."
Posted: 7/24/2013 4:59:33 PM EDT
[#6]
Some old helmet I saw.
Posted: 7/24/2013 5:36:29 PM EDT
[#7]
i used to have one on a skid lid that said.....
Everything i have learned in life i got from killing smart people,
and eating their brains.
Posted: 7/24/2013 5:52:38 PM EDT
[#8]
"My other toy has tits!"
Posted: 7/24/2013 5:57:47 PM EDT
[#9]
I thought they just marked the anchor points for the trailer tie-downs.
Posted: 7/24/2013 6:53:01 PM EDT
[#10]
My sons helmet sports a "my dads biker buddy" sticker
